Troubles Bakers Bay Sofa Seed Grow

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Welcome to Troubles Bakers Bay Pandemic Sofa Seed grow.

A few years ago, I was in Bakers Bay in the Bahamas on business, lost my key to the rental condo I was staying in, and while digging through the sofa looking for it, found a red jelly bean, paper clip, .35 cents, a Norco 10/325, and a bunch of steams and seeds. I brought 30 of the seeds home, through them in freezer and basically forgot about them until a few days ago. Ive since retired, live a simple life of waking up each morning, going to bed at night, and doing the best I can to keep myself entertained all the hours in between. Therefore, this grow is for my entertainment purposes only. No expensive genetics, no big grow lights, no big expectations, just some seeds found in a sofa, soil, and a little time.

Genetics: unknown
Soil: Cheap Kelloggs organic, few bags of Perlite, Sea Bird Guano, & Worm castings.
Lights: Veg inside under a shop light, and force flower outside.
Pots 10-30 Gal.

 

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Dropped 10 of the mystery seeds in soil, and 9 of the 10 broke the surface within 4-5 days.

 

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Some of the kids at 15 days old

 

[mack 10]

Looking good. Great they are finslly been grown.

 

[tobedetermined]

Sofa Seed . . . love it!

 

[gizmo666]

this could make an interesting thread
Guess the strain......................lol

 

[Steviewunder]

This grow is giving new meaning to the phrase "couch" haha, they look good! and they all look pretty similar too, best of luck to you

 

[Cloneman]

Nice one! Bahamian Rhapsody with the theme tune performed by what's left of Queen...
Good luck fellow retiree

 

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I popped these seeds a couple months ago, and just now starting a thread due to being busy doing nothing. Here is where Im at today, flowered clones from each plant to determine the sex, and looks like I have 7 girls and 2 boys. The boys have been flogged and driven from the land of virgin girls, and the girls will be transplanted into their new homes today, 10-30 gallon pots on rollers, to make it easier for an old man like me to push them in and out every day.

 

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The 7 mystery girls are all in their final resting places. Not knowing what to expect in matters of size, living in a hostile weed state were growing a few plants is considered manufacturing, no different if someone was cooking meth, Ive been LST them stretching them out to keep them low, and not as obvious. They are starting to show significant differences in matters of appearance which makes believe they are from different strains. Plants #1, #2, #3 below in 30 gallon pots. Plants #4, #5, #6, #7 are much smaller and I put them in 5gallon pots.

 

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plant #1 & 2 look identical, both are smaller then the other 5, and they smell like ripe Pineapple.

 

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Plants #3-#4 look identical as well. They smell like a sour,& sweet candy, with a hint of jet fuel.

 

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My little dog ate half of plant #5, the half it couldn’t finish smells like coffee, and pine.

 

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Plant 6 & 7 look alike, and throwing out some massive colas. Smells musky, rich like coco, and pine.

 

[woolybear]

Pretty good for free couch seeds!

 

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If the smoke from them is as good as they are looking now, I’m going to start digging through the sofa of every hotel I stay in.lol. I really don’t know why I even keep these i found, and brought them home? They have been sitting in the freezer for awhile, I had covid back in 2021 before the vaccine, it nearly killed me, and left me with only 20% of heart working, cant play golf every day like before, only a 2-3 times a week, was a little bored and thought I would try to grow a few for entertainment.

 

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One of the two little ones at 56 days. Looks like her and her twin could go another week? Both smell like sweet ripe pineapples.

 

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This is half of a plant, my little dog Ruffian ate the other half. Its at 56 days and dosen’t even look close to finishing.