Top Ten Lists

[zunny]

I "lifted" this from the OGOF forum. Originally posted by Dowzer:

Top Ten Rejection Lines of Women *and what they really mean*


10. "I think of you as a brother." (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.')

9. "There's too much difference in our ages." (I don't want to 'do' my dad, you creepy old bastard.)

8. "I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way." (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. "My life is too complicated right now." (You're so ugly, clipping grocery coupons is preferable to sleeping with you.)

6. "I've got a boyfriend." (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

5. "I don't date men where I work." (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system... much less the same building.)

4. "It's not you, it's me." (It's you.)

3. "I'm concentrating on my career." (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job at Wal Mart is better than dating you.)

2. "I'm celibate." (I've sworn off only on men like you.)

1. "Let's be friends." (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with, but you have no chance in hell of seeing me naked. Ever.)

 

[booboy]

And how many of these have you heard? Ahahahaha. Peace from the swamp

 

[6x70]

for me, I have heard all but #2, what is it about women that makes us act so stupid??? all men will go to Heaven cause we have had to put up with Hell,....... why weren't thong bikinis invented in the 70's ?? holy cow I could have had even more fun..6x70

 

[Dutchgrown]

Hummmm, LOL, yeah, I've said those before!

dg

 

[DrJay2001]

I think I've heard them all and more...like:

Well, it's kind of sudden but...you see I'm gay (no I won't do a threesome, face gets slapped).....

I don't want to stand in the way of your career (you don't have enough time and/or money anyway)....

LOL, yikes I"m glad to be happily married..

Yours,
Dr. Jay

 

[zunny]

Well... I'll be totally honest. It is tough as hell to be a single father of a teenaged daughter and actually find time to go out and meet women. Let alone, once you find one, having enough time to properly devote to her.

I have basically given up dating until the girl is gone to college. Shit, then I probably won't have the money to do anything anyway... LOL

Thank god for a few good female friends who occasionally enjoy my company with no expectations other than having a good time....

 

[:tup:]

for me, I have heard all but #2, what is it about women that makes us act so stupid??? all men will go to Heaven cause we have had to put up with Hell,....... why weren't thong bikinis invented in the 70's ?? holy cow I could have had even more fun..6x70

It's the naughty pink parts, 6x70... its like crack. No pun intended


:tup:

 

[b52]

Never been turned down for a date, date..... But I got turned down by a hooker once..LOL... NO shit... she said I looked "too scary"....

two months later I was doin Hawaiian tropics Ms. Mexico, when ya fall off the horse ya gotta get right back up on it n ride like a mothatfuckah... LOL