Took a Quest drug screen - pee was a little too hot

[iceman1027]

I went to a Quest Dianostics and took a piss test for pre-employment, i had clean pee with me and used that and i kept it warm with a foot warmer, but it ended up being a little too warm. the tester girl marked on the sheet that it was between 90-100 degrees, but she wrote in the remarks that it was 100 degrees. i guess like that just looks like i just had a fever, but im pretty nervous about it. does anyone know what happens now? will they make me take a hair test, or will they not care?

 

[Dionysus]

If you pee but the sample is questionable the usual procedure for most places is just to call you in for another as far as i know. I can't imagine that they would require a hair test unless you are going to be operatijng heavy equipment or driving vehicles all day or some other job that requires them to be more careful about their drug testing issues.

 

[Rastatrue]

Hey Now, Hot Damn! Pee too hot to handle. How hot were your feet? somehow this subject just to hot to touch.

 

[Guest]

I think he was talking about one of those charcoal warming devices

 

[iceman1027]

hahaha thanks, i didnt even wanna really justify that with a response, i figd he was just much higher than i was and laughed it up.

i hope i dont gota take it again, the kid whos pee i used just smoked with me, haha. hard to find clean people nowadays.

 

[dude06version]

they would of just made you pee again on the spot..that happened to me the first time i tried to fake a test, it wasnt hot enough, and she asked me for another sample(i assume they would do the same if it was unusually hot).i failed of course,but you should be fine.

 

[easyskanking]

I used someone elses piss for my tests.
Didn't heat it up or nothing. just put it in a condom attached a peice of hemp rope to the condom. then tied it to the button on my pants. after i emptied the condom i had to leave it in my pants because they told me i couldn't flush the toilet.

 

[Guest]

Congrats, figured as long as it wasn't in the 'dead' range you'd be fine.

You let your probation officer hug you?

 

[dutchmasters420]

i rubberbanded hand warmers once, and by the time i got in there my clean piss was like 110 degrees lol so i put some cold water in with it and evened it out to perfect

 

[iceman1027]

yea im so stupid, the temp strip was on the cup i was peeing into, but i tried to read it and i thought something just needed to be done to activate it or something cause i saw no reading, but in fact it was just off the scale cause it was over 100. she marked it at a 100 when she read it tho.

 

[dude06version]

well doesnt it say like 91-100..they probably have 100 listed for a reason.. but if it was clean pee then you should be fine.there isnt anything they can really test in your friends urine to bust ,you after it gets shipped out to the lab.. also im not sure but im pretty sure they always mark the temp..

 

[_angst_]

I hear shoving it up the ass makes it the perfect temperature.

LOL

 

[easyskanking]

Congrats, figured as long as it wasn't in the 'dead' range you'd be fine.

You let your probation officer hug you?

Dude it was a big fat lady and she kind of surprised me. I did not want to hug that bitch.
I only saw her twice. Once for my private hearing and the second time My last drug test. On my hearing they gave me a drug test. Failed that one because i got ripped the night before. Second one used someone else's piss.
Case closed after that. I didn't even complete drug counseling becasue I hardley ever went. I went to like 5 out of 8 meetings.

 

[Guest]

Dude it was a big fat lady and she kind of surprised me. I did not want to hug that bitch.
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Thats sex-assault. I'm pretty sure you're traumatized for life and will never work again.

 

[easyskanking]

nah im fine man.

 

[its kurmit]

jsut thought everyone should know quest diagnostics just fucking sucks in general, had them break 3 viles of my blood once and lost 2 others so i told them to fuck themselves and went to antoher place, they are runnin a circus there but then again if ur gettin piss tested it could go either way, they could fuck up and oops looks like you passed, or they could fuck up and have to record you as having the highest percentage of thc in the body in history haha

 

[iceman1027]

Still no word from my test, i'll post and let you guys know how it all plays out.

 

[iceman1027]

well I passed, which is fn awesome. but now i have to go work...F@#$