Too Old for Sex

[floralheart]

When did you get too old for sex? What I really mean is, when is the first time you started injuring yourself having sex, because you were getting older?

I blew out one of my knees the other week. Both, kind of. But one really hurt for about 3 days. I blamed it on moving a lawn mower up some steps, but I know better.

On another note, a different chick left a scar on me about 4 weeks ago. I guess she was trying to mark me as hers. Even so, I'd kind of like to see her again. A third of her body weight was all hair.

 

[stoned-trout]

no...a few scratches is about it....yeehaw....

 

[ChaosCatalunya]

When did you get too old for sex ?
..... .......
.... A third of her body weight was all hair.

Personally speaking, when i get to the kind of age when i am getting ladies who have ⅓ of their weight in bodyhair, I will start to think about keeping it in my trousers.

Then again, I would probably just swap out her shower soap for depilatory cream and still go for it

 

[waveguide]

too smart..

 

[DemonTrich]

as soon as my gf who said she couldn't get pregnant GOT pregnant 2 yrs ago. had sex 3x since. and have ZERO desire to have it again. don't need any more freaking kids. until I get my boys snipped, no sex for me.

 

[resinryder]

Threw my back out stunt fucking back in '95. Hasn't slown me down tho

 

[Midwest sticky]

Threw my back out stunt fucking back in '95. Hasn't slown me down tho

How did ya throw your back out banging midget hookers?
Lol

 

[Stoner4Life]

On another note, a different chick left a scar on me about 4 weeks ago. I guess she was trying to mark me as hers. Even so, I'd kind of like to see her again. A third of her body weight was all hair.

sounds like you were fucking bigfoot.......

 

[resinryder]

You got to get down real low on em. Almost like standing on ya head while pile driving em. Try a short cute one and you'll understand. Lol

 

[stoned-trout]

as soon as my gf who said she couldn't get pregnant GOT pregnant 2 yrs ago. had sex 3x since. and have ZERO desire to have it again. don't need any more freaking kids. until I get my boys snipped, no sex for me.

ha ha I fell for the,,,,, I cant get pregnant line 27 years ago...
my son is 26....yeehaw

 

[MicroRoy]

I worked in a nursing home I don't think you ever get to old.

Of course it was the first year that medicade started paying for Viagra.

 

[noyd666]

When did you get too old for sex? What I really mean is, when is the first time you started injuring yourself having sex, because you were getting older?

I blew out one of my knees the other week. Both, kind of. But one really hurt for about 3 days. I blamed it on moving a lawn mower up some steps, but I know better.

On another note, a different chick left a scar on me about 4 weeks ago. I guess she was trying to mark me as hers. Even so, I'd kind of like to see her again. A third of her body weight was all hair.

while you had the lawn mower, should have used it.

 

[Lester Beans]

L.M.F.A.O ^^^^^^^^^

When I get to old for that its old yeller time.

 

[noyd666]

You got to get down real low on em. Almost like standing on ya head while pile driving em. Try a short cute one and you'll understand. Lol

 

[Capt.Ahab]

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[DemonTrich]

ha ha I fell for the,,,,, I cant get pregnant line 27 years ago...
my son is 26....yeehaw

im 42 and have a 2yr old. little shit gonna be sneaking out the house in his teenager years and ill be in bed at 8am after my nightly Metamucil. lol

im a stay at home dad, then go to my "shop aka grow building" at 9pm and work until 3am+, then wake up at 7am. every day week after week. I got more sleep (and less headaches) when I was working 16hr days 7 days a week (for 4 years) doing show car paint work.

 

[dddaver]

Now if she only had a flat head to set muh beer on and big ears to hold on to so you don't even have to bend over so you might not hurt your back, the perfect woman right? Oh, and no gag reflex either. Good one noyd.

 

[stoned-trout]

i once banged a small person ..was a total disappointment ..she had a huge loose vajajay....yeehaw.. I was expecting otherwise

 

[dddaver]

I worked in a nursing home I don't think you ever get to old.

Cool, something to look forward to. I might just still get muh dick wet again someday. Might be wet with spit and Metamucil, and I might not even be able to remember my own name, and that certain (diaper) smell all those joints have won't bother me none by then. So sign me up!

I joke, but at 60 and having fucked up bad balance issues (cerebral dysfunction) making me lurch around like a drunken zombie while just walking to the kitchen, that might actually be like just next year...No fucking way.

STAY AWAY!! That actually is mostly why I live alone in a rural area. I'd rather not have anyone decide ANYTHING for me but me.

Seriously, I'd rather take a long dirt nap than "living" in that nursing home shit. That is one reason I had a Korean wife and liked the Asian culture. They don't do that kinda shit to their old people. Probably wouldn't have been any different if she were still alive now though really ...I wonder what having my dick gummed will be like though?

 

[BlueBlazer]

Heck, I've somehow injured myself in my sleep before . . .
and I always look at the bed like I could see something that would explain it

Getting old sucks that way, but you just gotta be more careful.