Three Wishes !

[willyweed]

quite simple,
we have all see it on tv. if you could have 3 wishes ,what would they be? and why ?
firstly a few simple rules
you can not wish for the same thing more than once(because that would be stupid)
and you can not wish for more wishes
that's all i can think of for now,may need to edit some more in later but see how we go .
my idea, so i am gonna kick things off
1, wealth
2,better education
3, a slightly smaller penis

anybody else?

 

[noyd666]

1= health so I could enjoy the next wish better.
2=wealth so I could enjoy more of.
3=7 wives one for every day.
























n

 

[willyweed]

1= health so I could enjoy the next wish better.
2=wealth so I could enjoy more of.
3=7 wives one for every day.
























n

well thats a great start thanks noyd666
i asked a muslim friend of mine once ,if he was going to get a second wife,he said : he had not killed the first one yet

 

[Bud Green]

I knew a guy, who was kinda dumb, who found a magic Aladin's lamp on the beach. When he rubbed it the genie came out and told him he would grant him 3 wishes.
He told the genie he wanted a baggie of weed that never went empty.
POOF.. The guy picked up the bag and rolled a bunch of joints and smoked 'em all up.. When he picked the bag up again, it was as full as before he had rolled all the J's...
Then the genie asked him, "OK, and what are your next 2 wishes?"
The guy said "Wow man, gimme 2 more bags just like that one!"

 

[Small time]

Perpetual health. The rest will take care of itself.

 

[willyweed]

Perpetual health. The rest will take care of itself.

hope you do not mind me saying smalltime, 3 wishes! it's that simple .
1 wish and you spoil the game.gonna need 2x more please

 

[Small time]

Okay, I guess I didn't play it right as I'm too easy and once I have my health the rest is easy street.

1. Health in perpetuity of about 32 years old.
2. The ability to make others happy. This is harder than it seems. At least for me.
3. To own a star ship and funds to use it.

If #3 is two wishes, screw making others happy.

 

[resinryder]

5 million dollars that triples daily
The ability to fly
And finally. To know what the fox says.

 

[willyweed]

i may be able to help you with the 3rd one resinryder !
the fox say's "i think i catch that semi wheel !" they say that a lot by where i live
all the best .ww

 

[Black_Horse]

1. Being able to teleport myself anywhere in the universe instantly.
2. Having complete control over time
3. Immortality

I win.
I would literally be the most powerful being in the universe.

 

[supermanlives]

no more unnessary hunger,no more unnessasary sickness,no more fucked up goverments..........peace

 

[bombadil.360]

is this like a beauty contest practice round or what?

 

[willyweed]

come on bombadil.360, give it ya best shot !
thanks everybody for the comments so far !
and the big thousand posts up for me .

 

[bombadil.360]

willy, I try to come up with three wishes and I end up sounding like a bimbo in swim suit in a beauty contest, minus the beauty part of course.

I'd like:

1. good health for everyone
2. free clean energy for everyone
3. world-wide legalization

 

[wantaknow]

one wish ,that everybody elses wish would come true,

 

[Dank Demon]

1, To be a billionaire.
2, To be consulted in any decisions that this stupid country makes and have the final say.
3, To own multiple Cannabis retailers world wide.

Peace

 

[mojave green]

health!
absolute freedom!
and the same for my family!
(that's 3 right?)

 

[willyweed]

sounds good to me mojave green, i do like the sound of absolute freedom,all the best .ww

 

[BlueBlazer]

1. More naps!
2. Effortless telekinesis
3. The ability to fart words ("hello there, my name is Anus McButt!")

 

[Yekke]

1. the ability to shoot lasers from my eyes at will
2. the ability to fly effortlessly
3. the ability to go back in time, and if necessery fix my 3 wishes :-D