This how you know when your drunk LOL

[DitBaMay]

This is how you know when your drunk.............

-when you try to make a str8 face but you jus cant LOL

- For guys: You tell your friends you'll brb, you're gonna go pick up some girls

-when ur ready to sing at a kereoke bar

-- For guys: When you take a leak and use your head to hold you up

- You think you own the bar, and yell at the bartender when she doesn't serve you first

- Everytime your eyes close, eventhough you can't see it you just know that the room is spinning

- You're friends grab you from talking to other sex, then if he/she is hot your friend apologizes for
you being drunk and moves in

-No matter what you drink it all tastes the same

- -You're tired but know if you pass out you're friends will do something to you

- You hug all your friends and tell them how much you love them and the things they did for you

-when you stop feeling paranoid from the weed, that you jus smoked before coming into the club/bar

-when everybody is your friend

-you know you're drunk when you start to deny that you're drunk

-You know your drunk when you order food based on how funny it sounds

-You know you're drunk when you're doing snow angels outside on the pavement in the middle of August

-when you start dancing witch normally you don't

THESE ARE JUS SOME SAYINS
PLEASE POST UP MORE HAHAH......

 

[mangled]

-- For guys: When you take a leak and use your head to hold you up

i love doing that

 

[OneWingedImp]

You know your drunk when you post threads like this.

 

[DitBaMay]

you know wen your drunk when u assume that other people is drunk

 

[Trichome Toker]

 

[Guest]

you know your drunk when the stairs become slippery

 

[DitBaMay]

No One Drinks Here??

 

[PersonalSmoke]

You know you're drunk when:

your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

You can focus better with one eye closed.

Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops

You wake up the next morning fully clothes with no underwear on.

 

[ItsGrowTime]

When you say "Im gonna have just one more" 5 times.

 

[fari]

when you throw up...

 

[IwannagethighOG]

Someone posted this awhile ago but I can't find it.

When your sitting at the bar and the line is too long for the bathroom so you just whip it out at the bar and piss on the floor and leave.

Then on the way to other bar you piss down the street walking backwards.

 

[green michine]

you know your drunk when you spark up a joint and it feels like your first (mild headspins)
and end up chilling out,smokin weed & drinkin alcohole and typing weird shit that looks good when ur typing but in the morning it looks rather crap..lol (like i am now cos im drunk,and high..lol). You cant beat Jamacian "Red Stripe" with some "nice weed" while your surfing the net..lol.

 

[DitBaMay]

nice haha