you realize that it is now considered OK to have your mouth on someone elses genitals, but it is considered "gross" to pick up a Cheeto lying on your floor & eat it... (personally, I do both, but...
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the world has changed when...
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Are you gay if you suck your own dick?
I'm pretty sure Ron Jeremy is straight. Ew.
no you might lose some weight though... video starts at 25 secs in
http://unicorn-dl.mtvnservices.com/...98-01773d90e923/1/0/108/967514112/content.mp4
5 second rule on dropped food, unless there is hairs on it...lol...dropped food was never an issue before as the dog was my vacuum cleaner ... but the old lady got the dog along with everything else....2 bitches
yeah, I gotta be quick if I drop something. I have a female Plott hound that sits & watches me eat. the longer I ignore her, the longer the "drool-cicles" hanging from the corners of her mouth get. I'm thinking that she used to belong to Pavlov...
Food dropped on my own floor, my porch or my yard falls under the 4 second rule..
Any other floor or place, NOPE, I don't think so....
Q: Do you know why a dog or a tomcat lies around licking his balls?
A: Because he can....
Any other floor or place, NOPE, I don't think so....
Q: Do you know why a dog or a tomcat lies around licking his balls?
A: Because he can....
you realize that it is now considered OK to have your mouth on someone elses genitals, but it is considered "gross" to pick up a Cheeto lying on your floor & eat it... (personally, I do both, but...
at the same time?
you were lucky there were no alcoholics around...or unlucky, I don't know exactly...
I been around alcoholics all my life...never had one bother me
...they were those slow, peaceful ones
...they were those slow, peaceful ones
When I said “oops” it was a call my old dog thought meant “snack”.
