The Original O'l Farts Club.

[jokerman]

I realize my desire for going in a ballon is now satisfied since I got the volcano.
I used to believe I could fly ,now I know I can.

shhhh , don’t tell anyone


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I am ready my Brother

 

[jokerman]

Woke up cranky this morning and got quite the earful.........glad she went to work.

Seriously today needs to just knock it the fuck off and take a few deep breaths of vapor already.

You always know what the fuck to say

 

[Unca Walt]

When my son handed me my 84th birthday card, I said: "One would have been enough."

 

[Countryboy]

Great - old and very posh British actor - called David Niven - (I think it's on The Dick Cavet Show) - talking about miniskirts - back in the 60's - he has a subtle - but clever way with words -

An ex named 'our' son after Mr Niven. No blood-tests and the 'father' and I looked a lot alike, if he was a bit older...

 

[jokerman]

o boy

 

[Countryboy]

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I went to Masquerade many times. Heaven, upstairs, Hell, down-stairs and tripping/rolling balls...good times

 

[Countryboy]

Oh, we know it is gonna be a little split-tail. What we dunno is what her name is gonna be. The parents-to-be are thinking. (Remember: the Daddy's name translates to "Running Wolf Hunter Swordsman" <-- not my fault.

I would love to hold a little softlegs that is in this world because of me. <-- This is the first moment I realized that.

YIKES! My son had a son that is gonna have a daughter. Up to this moment, "great grampa" was a definition -- a relatively rare one, but that is all.

Uh-oohh. Herself has just read the above and she began giggling. By Instruction of the Queen I append:

"In all the years of our marriage, only two times we did not use** contraceptives. We got two sons. So we know the night Todd was conceived: It was when we lived in the trailer on our mountaintop. It was the night we both woke up in the act of making love."***

** I never did -- barbaric and for disease prevention.
*** Back to Unca Walt -- I TOLD you she is a witch.

My daughter was conceived on St Paddy's Day

 

[jokerman]

first assault on turkey about to begin.

 

[jokerman]

My daughter was conceived on St Paddy's Day

What I was told was that I went to a party with my Father and went home with my Mother.

 

[Putembk]

Multitasking this morning. Fed the girls, making bubble hash and doing a dry trim. Also watching football.

 

[Travis Kelcee]

Christmas decorations going up and seed inventory after that.

 

[oldmaninbc]

Not me, I just sat home alone, recieved no phone calls and didnt even bother fixing anything remotely like a Thanksgiving meal. (it's too expensive for me to do so). My Mother was the glue that held the family together during the holidays. Since she passed a few years ago the family has been steadily drifting apart. There's no ill will between any of us it's just that we're all in our own seperate worlds. For me it's even worse with my wife and the last of my pets having passed as well. I'm all by myself and just not feeling festive at this time of the year anymore. Nor do I see that changing anytime soon. If the incoming administration does what they say their going to do I'm most likely going to find myself homeless or perhaps joining my wife, since Social Security is all I have to keep me going.

Hempkat, I'm sorry to hear of your frustration with life. Holidays always seem to magnify these emotional times. Please try not to let yourself be consumed by negativity. I deal with my own shortcomings in life and try to avoid being overwhelmed, it's not always easy but it is a necessity to keep your spirit from being eroded by darkness. I hope you can find something for even the smallest point of light in the darkness can give us a new direction.
Politicians say a lot of things but they don't always do what they say. Time will tell, if they move forward with all their spoken words. Should their base start turn against them for whatever reason it can also alter their agenda. I truly hope your worst fears do not come true.
Christmas is fast approaching it is going to be an emotional time for many people, you are leaving one festive holiday for another extended one.
I wish there was something I could do for you but words of encouragement are the best I have.

 

[Putembk]

Half time on the football game so I am taking a break.....I have done my first pull on the bubble I am processing ......

Shout out to Grey Wolf...I followed his advise and put my pot in the freezer before breaking it down and putting it in the bubble bags. My first pull resulted in the biggest yield I have ever gotten.

The Romulan Skunk skunk that I mentioned was showing nanners a few days ago is now producing seeds. DAMN IT!!!......What to do. 50 days in ....I have been picking the seeds and nanners off as I see them....no resin so I am gonna try and limp her/it on and see what happens.

Ok....lots to do, back at it.

 

[Boo]

afternoon folks, been in trim jail since I got up this morning...this TT is the fatest and heaviest plant I have had the pleasure to have grown...3 more to go...

 

[oldmaninbc]

Multitasking this morning. Fed the girls, making bubble hash and doing a dry trim. Also watching football.

Hello Mr.Pute, please remember, football and trimming are not compatible. Those are your words. What type of trimming tool do you use and is it easy on your hands?

Back to the routines with Christmas season fast approaching, just ask the TV set, it's watching you.

I read yesterday that air fryers are listening to you and reporting back.

 

[bigsur51]

don’t forget to have some fun today

 

[oldmaninbc]

Holy smokes, didn't wake up until 9:00am. Looks sunny and it's above freezing.

Soon as the Mrs. gets back from town, with my one missing ingredient, I'm going to bake a couple of blueberry, lemon and coconut loafs. Seedless lemons were on sale, so I can use real lemons, I need like 6 all together. I much prefer real lemons over concentrate.
Tomorrow I'm going to make a cobbler.

 

[Boo]

Hello Mr.Pute, please remember, football and trimming are not compatible. Those are your words. What type of trimming tool do you use and is it easy on your hands?

Back to the routines with Christmas season fast approaching, just ask the TV set, it's watching you.
To do with her time, then they keep an eye on me
I read yesterday that air fryers are listening to you and reporting back.

It sounds like someone’s becoming a little bit paranoid during the holidays. I’ve heard all kinds of things about our appliances, watching and listening to us and if that’s all they need to do to occupy their time let them. Ain’t nothing going on over here that’s very interesting… I don’t trust my government farther than I can throw them… if they wanna throw me in jail for personal growing, that’s about all they got me for that’s not straight up legal in my life

 

[oldmaninbc]

I am in an incredibly good mood!!

Yesterday was wonderful, and I managed to cross off something on my Bucket List that I had never been able to do until I put my hand on my DIL's tummy and felt my great-granddaughter move. I had never been successful in feeling a baby move, even with my own two sons. Brought tears to my eyes.

I am the first living great-grandfather in the history of my Family back to 1605. Fourteen generations.

I pointed out that tummy wiggle had just about filled out my Bucket List, and I'd done it all.


This morning found a present left from my two sons. It is a folded piece of paper with a header:

To Do List​

Here is what they wrote:

1. Conquer France

2. Fix Warp Drive

3. Define God

4. Restart Big Bang

5. Travel Back In Time

6. Remember How To Fly When Awake

I have two of the finest -- and most completely different -- sons. One is a grandfather-to-be, a National Judo Champion and a holder of Black Belts in Judo, Jiu-Jitsu, and Kendo, the other is an upper-tier doctor of the kind you will never see again.

Secretly, I have tried #6.

​

Please have the other 5 done by the end of December.

 

[D. B. Doober]

On my second walk of the day 3 mi again total of 6 miles for the day. Had a good day. Always saying hi staying high