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Unca Walt

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Everything is dry….skin and sinus problems …..body lotion is a must here….
Wow. Himself has just been made aware of yet another benefit to living inna woods in Floriduh: There is a steady air movement (sometimes a breeze/lwind) from the ocean about 5 miles by flamingo flight from Chateau Sneakydicker.

Dunno if this is gonna work, but here is a screenshot:
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54°F
Precipitation: 0%
Humidity: 83%
Wind: 10 mph
Weather
Saturday 4:00 AM
Clear
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YAY! It's aliiive ! It worked. This does a lotsa nice things as you can see above. While it is bloody freezing** out there, the ocean air movement brings moist air at an essentially unnoticeable speed, while the stars are out.
**It'll be up to a survivable mid-70's by noon.

Lessee youse pioneerin' mountaineers with the knees of a jellyfish reconcile that deal: moist skin, muted/bright sunshine, still air/light breeze, back yard rifle range...
 

Unca Walt

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@bigsur51 That last pic... I see a dangerous opportunity for you. Dangerous because I am against you sinking sailing off into the sunset, but my bidness eye nevertheless sees an opportunity.

Lookit all those gazillions of dollars in parked glory. Parked because the sailing season is over. These last years have caused huge inflation. Meanwhile, many corporations are DEI-ing or just plain going under because of the economy.

The above leads to: Taking into account all of the above, plus dock or winter storage costs, statistically there are several desperate-to-sell owners of the boats you can see in that picture.

They can no longer afford their boat. And the season is over. <-- Buying opportunity
 
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Unca Walt

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I've seen plenty of footprints in the snow but not bigfoot...if bigfoot caught me trying to make his footprint, bigfoot might give me a big foot.:)
The was an ostrich farm in northern Floriduh a few miles from our hunt camp. I discovered it by the merest chance. I hadda stop and go see. The folks there raised the birds for meat to sell. I saw a lower leg/foot in a "to be ground up" pile and had an idea.

I asked them if I could have one of the legs. "Sure."

I put giant muddy footprints across a fancy pickup truck back at the camp. And made a deep squishy trail off into a field.

Meh. You say. You doan know my evil mind. I went along with everyone trying to figure out what the hell? It became evident that only I knew of the ostrich farm. <-- Because of this, the giant reptile? monster? WTF? continued the whole hunting season to leave tracks -- sometimes going directly under somebody's tree stand!!
 
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jokerman

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The was an ostrich farm in northern Floriduh a few miles from our hunt camp. I discovered it by the merest chance. I hadda stop and go see. The folks there raised the birds for meat to sell. I saw a lower leg/foot in a "to be ground up" pile and had an idea.

I asked them if I could have one of the legs. "Sure."

I put giant muddy footprints across a fancy pickup truck back at the camp. And made a deep squishy trail off into a field.

Meh. You say. You doan know my evil mind. I went along with everyone trying to figure out what the hell? It became evident that only I knew of the ostrich farm. <-- Because of this, the giant reptile? monster? WTF? continued the whole hunting season to leave tracks -- sometimes going directly under somebody's tree stand!!
you nasty boy☝️😊
 

cola

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jokerman

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@bigsur51 That last pic... I see a dangerous opportunity for you. Dangerous because I am against you sinking sailing off into the sunset, but my bidness eye nevertheless sees an opportunity.

Lookit all those gazillions of dollars in parked glory. Parked because the sailing season is over. These last years have caused huge inflation. Meanwhile, many corporations are DEI-ing or just plain going under because of the economy.

The above leads to: Taking into account all of the above, plus dock or winter storage costs, statistically there are several desperate-to-sell owners of the boats you can see in that picture.

They can no longer afford their boat. And the season is over. <-- Buying opportunity
Ann Landers would advise Big to stay with or get a little larger travel van and sail America on 4 wheels.
Satisfy your nautical wants ,desires ,and dreams and take ferrys ,go in Big hot tubs and go to beaches.
Spend your $ on land ,its safer.
Swede will be happy,get starlink to keep you connected .
Watch Jaws and the Titanic ,go to waterparks .
Go to hotels and enjoy your shit. Bit coin and gold and silver means nothing when your gone ,use the shit!
Frolic often☝️
I asked A I Landers and that is what she said.😊
 
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Unca Walt

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I hear a lot of blondes reside there Unc
A blond is a redhead that didn't quite make it. I think I will keep my redhead. That's her on the cover of my novel.
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My Gawd! This honestly never occurred to me before. I have three hardcover/ebook novels out there, and GoodWitch is on the cover of the one above, Himself in Amsterdam militia clobber is on another, and also was the cover designer of the alternate history novel.
 

jokerman

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A blond is a redhead that didn't quite make it. I think I will keep my redhead. That's her on the cover of my novel.
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My Gawd! This honestly never occurred to me before. I have three hardcover/ebook novels out there, and GoodWitch is on the cover of the one above, Himself in Amsterdam militia clobber is on another, and also was the cover designer of the alternate history novel.
Nope☝️
My blondes and my red heads and my brunettes were all equal and crazy.in my experience.
 

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More rain starting at 42F and predicted to reach 59F.

My beans have soaked overnight, and I will be whomping up a 6# pot of 15 bean and bacon soup this morning and stocking the freezer.

An early turkey dinner Thanksgiving celebration tonight at Hubers with Grayfox and our chef friend.


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