The Original O'l Farts Club.

[mudballs]

Good morning to the rest of you tho..

 

[Gray Wolf]

Good morning brothers and sisters!

Mostly cloudy here today, starting at 34F and predicted to reach 43F.

I turned the sprinklers and outside water off yesterday and drained the lines given how close it is getting to freezing in the morning.

The !@#$%^&*()_+_)(*&^%$#@! who sets off loud fireworks at midnight is back and after I got Miss Layla calmed back down, they did it again at midnight thirty. Would love to lay hands on them to show my appreciation.....

Gym this morning, followed by our first dawg walk and then breakfast at the Cadilliac Cafe with Grayfox and NM.

 

[Unca Walt]

I’m sorry to hear that things are so dark and gloomy and Cat. When my Linda died nine years ago, I dated a couple times but I just didn’t have any desire to do that. I’ve been alone since she’s past, but I’ve done the best I can to make my life much more enjoyable place. First and foremost I have my boys, which is the most important thing to me. I am very lucky where my best friend shares his very large family with me on all the holidays, I would highly encourage you to reach out and adopt a pet. I promise you you won’t regret it because animals give 100% of themselves 100% of the time I feel a little bloated because I ate a lot but I didn’t eat too much this year. I hope you folks all had a great holiday with people that you love. I’m getting ready to hit the sack, but I got to give the boys their loving first.

There it is, folks: the hardcase bastage who, like all genuine hardcase bastages, is all gooey inside.

 

[Unca Walt]

I am in an incredibly good mood!!

Yesterday was wonderful, and I managed to cross off something on my Bucket List that I had never been able to do until I put my hand on my DIL's tummy and felt my great-granddaughter move. I had never been successful in feeling a baby move, even with my own two sons. Brought tears to my eyes.

I am the first living great-grandfather in the history of my Family back to 1605. Fourteen generations.

I pointed out that tummy wiggle had just about filled out my Bucket List, and I'd done it all.


This morning found a present left from my two sons. It is a folded piece of paper with a header:

To Do List​

Here is what they wrote:

1. Conquer France

2. Fix Warp Drive

3. Define God

4. Restart Big Bang

5. Travel Back In Time

6. Remember How To Fly When Awake

I have two of the finest -- and most completely different -- sons. One is a grandfather-to-be, a National Judo Champion and a holder of Black Belts in Judo, Jiu-Jitsu, and Kendo, the other is an upper-tier doctor of the kind you will never see again.

Secretly, I have tried #6.

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[D. B. Doober]

Good morning everybody I love you!
Smoking ice hash and watching the morning news

 

[Gray Wolf]

I am in an incredibly good mood!!

Yesterday was wonderful, and I managed to cross off something on my Bucket List that I had never been able to do until I put my hand on my DIL's tummy and felt my great-granddaughter move. I had never been successful in feeling a baby move, even with my own two sons. Brought tears to my eyes.

I am the first living great-grandfather in the history of my Family back to 1605. Fourteen generations.

I pointed out that tummy wiggle had just about filled out my Bucket List, and I'd done it all.


This morning found a present left from my two sons. It is a folded piece of paper with a header:

To Do List​

Here is what they wrote:

1. Conquer France

2. Fix Warp Drive

3. Define God

4. Restart Big Bang

5. Travel Back In Time

6. Remember How To Fly When Awake

I have two of the finest -- and most completely different -- sons. One is a grandfather-to-be, a National Judo Champion and a holder of Black Belts in Judo, Jiu-Jitsu, and Kendo, the other is an upper-tier doctor of the kind you will never see again.

Secretly, I have tried #6.

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Congratulations most honorable elder brothersan! My ancestors have been short lived as well.

Hee, hee, hee, 18 months experience suggests that you will find your great grandchild the center of attention at all the family gatherings, including your anniversary, birthday and Father's Day.

They will be exceptionally bright and a quick study, as well as pretty to look at.

If it is a female, they will be drawn to you, and you will develop a special relationship with them that the women present will laugh and talk about.

They will have lots of toys and get lots of attention.

 

[Mtn. Nectar]

mornin’ folks….
few bongers and Injuns ready for walk….
feiry fryday… ganj on….

 

[Gray Wolf]

I've made a decision, I've started to implement: I don't think it's appropriate to leave my 'laughing' emoji on posts that mention death. Even sickness/pain gives me pause.
SO, I will refrain from replying with any emoji to those posts.

@Gypsy Nirvana, sometimes when your heart reaches out to a brother or sister in pain, an empathy emoji feels more appropriate than like, laugh, love, or sad. Wish we had one for our type of old fart dialog.

It feels like maybe they need hugs more than others sharing their pain.