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The Koala and the Little Lizard

R

Ronley

A koala is sitting up a gumtree
smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past

and looks up and says


"HeyKoala ! what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

The koala looks down at him and says:









"Faaaaarrrrk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
 
R

Ronley

pieceofmyheart said:
hahahahaha nice...I'm glad you bumped that!

thanks, I suddenly saw it when I was looking for something I posted a while back and thought that it really ought to be bounced back.
 

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