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THE FIRST TIME.....

DickAnubis

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I'm sitting here enjoying my first ever home made batch of hash.
I'm relatively newbie-ish flowering my fourth grow. Following all the wonderful advice on this forum I decided to try making ice hash with the boys I had to get rid of after sexing. So out came the VitaMix and Clay extruder and WOW! I'm so proud, like a little kid who drew his first race car picture. I want a gold star. ha.

So now I'm puffing and it gets me thinking about my first encounter with this glorious plant we all love.

I was 15 and as straight of an arrow as could be. My childhood best friend and another long time friend and I used to hang out everyday after HS. They had discovered weed via their older siblings, but my older bros were also plumb line straight so I was completely naive and thought if you dared smoke pot you would die and the cops would throw your stinking corpse in jail.

We would meet at (oh let's call him dolph) Dolph's house and proceed to the back area behind a small bank building. This was long before we started video taping everybody everywhere so the back of the bank was a safe place. It backed onto a steep hill that led down to a swamp and it was easy to see the other two approaches.

My two friends would spark up and I acted as a kind of look out. Everytime they would ask me if I wanted to try smoking. They never pressured me, just asked because we were friends. I always said no.
Months passed and we performed the same actions each day since teens really are creatures of habit.

One day it was Dolph's birthday and we were behind the bank. As a matter of routine I was asked to join in on the ritual joint. I DID!
Well I can still remember the first sensation. That was back in the 70's and the weed around in abundance was Panama Red. I can still feel the joint sticking to my fingers,smell the thick resin that stained my nails. The first toke was soft, I was a little scared. It tasted like all the best foods I could imagine. A musky smoke with hints of something like a BBQ sauce.
My brain has always confused food flavors with good experiences and man my cranium was lit up.

I remember looking up at the clouds passing over the plain brick building and watching as the color intensified and I laughed out loud. My friends were laughing too and right then we knew the bonds of our friendship were forged even deeper than our years should have allowed. Everything changed and it was basically overnight. I was always a thinking kid who read alot and wondered why things were the way they were.

Now I realized that this kind of thinking wasn't a defect but an attribute that other's had as well. There are time when the awkwardness of being a teenager can be hard to bear. Especially if you think you're the only one who thinks out of bounds. The joy of finding a social activity that hooks you into a culture of people all trying to hear the world mind was liberating. And all from a plant. How incredible!! AND you get to laugh your ass off.

A philosopher/physician was once asked what the purpose of orgasm was if we were just here to procreate and he responded," Orgasm is the laughter of creation." Well I think weed if the foreplay of deeper thought and consciousness.


So that's my FIRST TIME story.
Would anyone care to tell about their own FIRST TIME?



 
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blacklb937

New member
i also agree this is my website you can learn all kinds of opinions. which is fine with me i take some of theres and adapt.. or i get my bro to help... there just soooo much to know to hit that critical tweeked out perfection of the dank.
 
G

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Homemade hash is awesome.I try to make a small ball of it everytime I harvest. You should be proud..you took things into your own hands and excelled.Good work bud.
 

DickAnubis

Member
Hey Blacklb937 and Witchking thanks for stopping by.
How about a first time story. If you can remember, lol.
I had to consult my buddy to recall it. ha.

PEACE DA
 

Sheriff Bart

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oh a first time eh...well i was 15 as well, well just about to turn 15. it was the best b-day present ever.

about a week before, I was talkin to some friends about using it (or more so was just near when they started talking about it) and i got interested, esp after hearing shit on AOL about it.

so we planned it, we would do it right before going to a friends party to watch movies and play DDR and shit (im young, so this isnt that old but i've been toking for a few years i'll just say and i am on my 2nd outdoor grow). so we go looking for a good place to light up and end up on these railroad tracks a few blocks from out final destination. we light up on the tracks, a nice j. turns out though that it was a damn post-it note and at that time we were all retarded in the ways of smoking. anyways, we all end up getting high as hell, and since its my first time im totally buggin out. I started seeing an extra layer on everything and an outline int he sky, and my senses got super strong. I was walking next to one of my friends and he was eating cheetos and I could smell the smoke and the cheetos so well but together it was a horrible combination and it almost made me sick. it took us like 25 mins to walk a few blocks since we were laughin our asses off the whole way there. we arrive, probably wreaking like smoke but the other peeps there being a bit naive didnt seem to notice anything, not even us eating the majority of the food or just sitting their laughin our asses off when nothing was happening...I dont recall what movie we watched that night though, but i do recall becoming quite cold after coming down. it was prob like 75F out but i was shivering, but still laughin!

after that, we got together a few times a month and toked. we eventually learned, and my older brother got more interested (one of his friends smoked but he hadnt really) and we got nice pipes and stuff to smoke with. we would get high as hell on those railroad tracks and wonder around and go play halo for hours or wander the neighborhood...a very good friendship it did start. but then like a year and a half later we got busted on Halloween (basically doing the same thing), right before a party and all but a copper apparently saw us or someone thought we was spray painting the bridge we were under and well that about screwed us all. I ended up toking again not two weeks after the incident, but my friend wasnt allowed to come back over to my house for a good long while...but we are still good tokin firends to this day, and we still do it as much as possible when we get together. good times...good times...
 
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Feyd

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My first year of 8th grade (yes, I am retarded. I failed 8th grade because I failed English, I failed English because I didn't write any papers) I hung out with a kid named Wes and another kid named Joe. If there weren't any houses or trees in the way, I could see Joes house from my front step, so he lived pretty close.
My school was within walking distance, basically down the street. I leave 10 minutes before the bell rang, and get there with time to spare. So after school I could walk to Joe's or my house and we'd just chill. I knew he smoked cigs, and I didn't want anything to do with them. Thought they were just plain nasty (still do), but I remember one day we were on his back deck, and he was sitting on this excersize chair outside (no clue why it was outside when I think about it) with a joint in hand. He asked me if I wanted to smoke some, and I can't remember why... but I just said "yeah!", I mean, didn't even hesitate.. and I had never wanted to smoke before that point.
So we're puffin on this joint, and when it's finished we go inside and watch some TV. I ask him what I'm supposed to be feeling, and as I'm sitting on the couch, I feel like I can't get up. And it was awesome. We were sitting there on his couch and he was in his recliner and we were watching some Japanese show on Japanese television. We couldn't understand a word of it, but the way they were cooking and looking at the camera was cracking us up. So then we go and see what we have for snacks, and we get some ice cream. It was freezer burnt and sugar free, needless to say it was terrible.
So I walked home, because it was almost time when my mom got home from work, and I was seriously scared. Hadn't thought about what would happen if I got caught, how I was going to make it seem like I wasn't high.
I was home before I knew it, and I just went straight back to my room. Put on some music and started playing video games. Mom came in, asked me if I had a lot of homework, how my day was...etc, and that was it.

The next day after that, and pretty much everyday after school and all summer, I was getting high in various spots around the neighborhood with my friends.
If I had said no that day, I might not have ever smoked.
Was a good day indeed.
 

DickAnubis

Member
AHHH such wonderful beginning SHERIFF BART and FEYD.
We all started somewhere and yeah I bet not one of us thought baout the consequences of getting caught.
Jeez I remember when my dad found a small hash pipe I hid so well I FORGOT where it was. Well the story's not pretty so I'll leave it out of this positive thread.

Anybody else? Keep 'em coming Brothers and Sisters.

PEACE DA
 

Sheriff Bart

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probably not as bad as your mom walking in your room late at night with you half out the window smoking a fat bowl.....
 

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