little wing
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Willie Nelson dared me to write a short story using cannabis strain names. Help
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Tell a short story using strain names only.
- Thread starter little wing
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White rhinos are extinct.Alien technology is the future bubba ain't got a chance but if you see through the kali mist you can see the sour white widow riding the dutch dragon eating cherry pies and breathing fire og stlye.
I wrote a song for willie
can I be in the video please ��
I wrote a song for willie
can I be in the video please ��
Given the lack of prepositions, adverbs, conjunctions, and verbs of strain names...
I cannot.
You're just going to have to impress him some other person's way.
I cannot.
You're just going to have to impress him some other person's way.
-Apollo-(gies), Haze-(l), it's just morning glory
-O (M) G, Lemon Larry! in front of the kush-(tomers)!
He showed his parts like a gorilla in a dancehall, as thunderfucked by a love potion. All the afghan widows stood there as if pointed by an AK47
- What the Nevil are you doing, Lemon Larry? Got and get dressed, Niño!
- I'm a big bud-dy now, mu(-llumbimby) m(-adness)! And got a sweet tooth for blueberries
- Leave Flo(-rence) alone, she's Holland's Hope
- She's -(k)-a-berry, too
Flo(-rence's) face(-'s) on fire, but her heart was like pure ice
- He's a little monkey, Haze-l. Send him to the Old School, Haze-(l) Ingemar! punch him!
But Lemon Larry run like a speedball from the mighty dutch, so much for mother's finest mindfuck of a son. His brother had a grin(-n+mm) in the face and made a photo of the scene while shouting
- Everyone says cheeeeese!
Ok, sorry.
-O (M) G, Lemon Larry! in front of the kush-(tomers)!
He showed his parts like a gorilla in a dancehall, as thunderfucked by a love potion. All the afghan widows stood there as if pointed by an AK47
- What the Nevil are you doing, Lemon Larry? Got and get dressed, Niño!
- I'm a big bud-dy now, mu(-llumbimby) m(-adness)! And got a sweet tooth for blueberries
- Leave Flo(-rence) alone, she's Holland's Hope
- She's -(k)-a-berry, too
Flo(-rence's) face(-'s) on fire, but her heart was like pure ice
- He's a little monkey, Haze-l. Send him to the Old School, Haze-(l) Ingemar! punch him!
But Lemon Larry run like a speedball from the mighty dutch, so much for mother's finest mindfuck of a son. His brother had a grin(-n+mm) in the face and made a photo of the scene while shouting
- Everyone says cheeeeese!
Ok, sorry.
St. Phatty
Active member
We went out to watch the Northern Lights.
Then we got hungry but all we had were Girl Scout Cookies.
I put my arm around my Love but she said I smelled like Cat Piss.
Then we got hungry but all we had were Girl Scout Cookies.
I put my arm around my Love but she said I smelled like Cat Piss.
CaptainDankness
Well-known member
God's Pussy is Fucking Incredible, Haze's the Brains Escape like a Great White Shark eating Skunks or an OG on Sour Diesel armed with an AK-47.
Given the amount of organizational skills it would take for me to present anything vaguely competitive in this contest right now...
I humbly request to be recused ....
I humbly request to be recused ....
St. Phatty
Active member
We went to the water and it was like a Blue Dream.
Then I saw a fin and flashed on my last meeting with a Great White Shark.
We got out of the water and now my TOWEL smelled like Cat Piss.
So we smoked some Romulan and stared into the Haze.
this has got over 25 strains on it. And some rhyme if you try hard, 'cos english is not my language. But i'll try, anyway.
Good old Jack found a pot of gold, happiest bud in the nation
He daydreamed to meet in person his idol, Willie Nelson
He left one day his paradise to follow the northern lights abroad.
Jack sailed away from the shoreline rocks with his brand new diesel boat
finding his destiny with an eye in the sky looking at the milky way
but soon he lost the sense of stars, because that thick misty haze.
Hey, Jack, Herer you are, all incensed or is just me?
Do you know that Willie Nelson is in part black vietnamese?
Good old Jack was rescued by a ship from Malawi
Lost and starving with a stash of golden Guawi
All the crew got high like a blue satellite and forth
Sailing in circles speed top 44, western winds took them up north
Laughing like buddahs after a heavy white session
according to this version no one knew this Willie Nelson
Hey Jack, Herer you are, you're the garden coolest cut
You know that Willie Nelson is in part vietnamese black?
Like in a sweet dream they landed him in a port of Cali-O
Jumped like a stowaway on a train with his colombian gold
There was this huge trainwreck on his way to Austin, Texas
Some passengers survived, but no hobos, just the first class
Searching for that country rocker, now he's just a skywalker
Still waiting for that Willie in the heaven of the tokers
Hey Jack, Herer you are, you ready for a session?
It is black, Jack, from Vietnam, but not yet the Willie Nelson
Came Charles the Reeferman and gave it a twist
He introduced that black viet mrs to a highland nepalese.
And quicker than two silver pearl tears drop,
A texan called Willie bought the whole crop
Good old Jack found a pot of gold, happiest bud in the nation
He daydreamed to meet in person his idol, Willie Nelson
He left one day his paradise to follow the northern lights abroad.
Jack sailed away from the shoreline rocks with his brand new diesel boat
finding his destiny with an eye in the sky looking at the milky way
but soon he lost the sense of stars, because that thick misty haze.
Hey, Jack, Herer you are, all incensed or is just me?
Do you know that Willie Nelson is in part black vietnamese?
Good old Jack was rescued by a ship from Malawi
Lost and starving with a stash of golden Guawi
All the crew got high like a blue satellite and forth
Sailing in circles speed top 44, western winds took them up north
Laughing like buddahs after a heavy white session
according to this version no one knew this Willie Nelson
Hey Jack, Herer you are, you're the garden coolest cut
You know that Willie Nelson is in part vietnamese black?
Like in a sweet dream they landed him in a port of Cali-O
Jumped like a stowaway on a train with his colombian gold
There was this huge trainwreck on his way to Austin, Texas
Some passengers survived, but no hobos, just the first class
Searching for that country rocker, now he's just a skywalker
Still waiting for that Willie in the heaven of the tokers
Hey Jack, Herer you are, you ready for a session?
It is black, Jack, from Vietnam, but not yet the Willie Nelson
Came Charles the Reeferman and gave it a twist
He introduced that black viet mrs to a highland nepalese.
And quicker than two silver pearl tears drop,
A texan called Willie bought the whole crop
