Synthetic urine

[hoosierdaddy]

Had three day warning of a test.
10 panel, immediate results.
Mail ordered the synthetic urine kit from detox4less.com and it was a great success! Had the product in two days with ground shipping (co is in Cincinnati)
My test was unsupervised. Had to empty pockets in front of tech.
Pissed alone, told not to flush.
The kit has enough for just over the required amount, and at the correct temp.
I tucked the bottle up under my sack, in between my legs, wearing tighty whiteys. I practiced walking a bit before the test and all. Had it down pat.

Do NOT use the flip up lid they send with it, use the shipping lid. Just pour it in the sample cup with it on the back of the toilet. The flip lid isn't going to help you anyway, and the4 damn thing WILL LEAK a little. Not good.

ANyway, ol' dad has a dr signed card good for a year. Wellll worth the $40

They also sent a pack of rollin papers...bonus!

 

[Mr. Bongjangles]

I'm a big fan of "Quick Fix" synthetic urine and can recommend that product as well.

Always have a good chuckle as I toke up before I leave to take the test.

 

[Twisted Metal]

Im gonna have to try it if i ever need it thanks for the heads up.

 

[nekoloving]

I'm a big fan of "Quick Fix" synthetic urine and can recommend that product as well.

Always have a good chuckle as I toke up before I leave to take the test.

LOL

 

[funker]

awesome story i love reading about people pimping their drug tests!

 

[Redeyez4dub]

I read in the Cannabis Culture mag that they indicted the whizzanator guys and were tryin to give them 8 yrs in prison. It said they should get off with no jail time and will be able to keep most of their personal assets. The same lady DA responsible for the "pipe dreams" investigationlaunched this one if I remember correctly. Imo I just think there is so much more that the money used to investigate, prosecute let alone all the people now out of legitimate work meaning there employees like people don't have a tough enough time finding work. They treat our culture like we are terrorists it is definately a shame.