Supervised urine test!

[wheelchair]

First my history. Last week I smoked a half ounce, smoking everyday. Before that I usually smoke every second day. I have a very fast metabolism (not uncommon to lose a 1 or 2 kgs overnight)

I have a test coming up, its a urine test where the person stands directly behind you so substituting is out of the question, Im gonna have to have a go at dilution.
First of I know it works but would it work at a days notice for a heavy smoker?

Ive been a week free of my medicine, what are my chances of passing? There are a few shops that sell detox products should I get those?

also where can you get those home thc tests? the chemist?

 

[dune]

OK i smoke bout the same amounts and have passed a test in only 2 days clean ( but i wouldn't recommend it). I followed the dilution and aspirin posted just above the topic or below it. U can get the tests at ur local drug stores. or a chemist. Detox is crap if anything it just keeps you to a plan to get toxins out of the body at a normal rate. The drinks are just the dilution method except it makes ur pee alien green. Good luck and i would quit 2 weeks before your test that's were my sweet area is but to each person is different which is why test runs are so important.

 

[medi-useA]

Idea:
...gather with some workmates out the front of work and ch@before work...

Have a friend, only known to you...come over smoking a joint, ask the time, cough and leave quickly, never acknowledging you as a mate...

When/if you don't pass the test, you have workmates to vouch for wh@ happened!

muA

 

[Mister Postman]

Dilution/flushing has worked for me in the past a few times.. Don't smoke anymore, and drink A LOT of fluids on the days leading up to the test.. Either water, or Cranberry juice is best.. The morning of the test wake up and take a couple multivitamins or vitammin B pills, and a creatine supplement, then drink, pee, drink, pee drink etc etc. till your pee is clear. I always take another vitamin B pill, and creatine supplement before leaving the house for the test, so I know I didnt piss it all out during the flush.. For the test, you want to collect the mid stream piss, because that's where it's at it's cleanest.. What I mean by that LOL, is pee the first bit into the toilet, then put your sample in the cup, then finish the rest in the toilet...

The vitamins will add the yellow color to the pee, and the creatine is a must to pass the test.. They'll fail you if the test comes back with low/no creatine levels.. That's how they tell if someone has flushed their system, or diluted the test with water.. They test for drugs, as well as the creatine levels in the sample.

Home drug tests can be purchased at the pharmacy, and creatine supplements can be found at places like GNC, or vitman world if your in the states.. I say with a week clean, a fast metabolism, and a proper flush, ur odds are pretty good at passing the test.. Working out, and sweating on the days before the test will increase your odds that much more..

 

[RetroGrow]

You can still substitute artificial urine, using an IV bag under your armpit, with the tube running under your clothes and down to your pants, where it waits behind your zipper. Even if a person is standing behind you, they cannot tell what's going on. This works..I have done it. Kits available online. I usually get them at Freakyz dot com, but their site seems to be down at the moment. Product is called the "Whizz Pack".

 

[bterzz]

water water water, from now until test.

One hour before test, mix a pack of certo (Fruit pectan)

with one medium size gatorade (32oz) bottle -

and pound it ONE HOUR before test.

Your urine should be completely clear before pounding the bottle...like I said earlier, WATER, WATER, WATER.

Piss 2-3 times..On your 3-4 piss (DRUG TEST PISS) pee into the toilet for a couple seconds, pinch off the stream, and piss into your test... The reason you use your middle section of your piss and not the beginning/end is because u dont want any left over THC residue left over, anywhere.

I used this and passed a formal drug test 17 out of 18 times. The one that I failed was due to me being greedy and smoking the night before my test...

3 days of no smoking + my method = success.

Hopefully you pass your test I wish you the best of luck.Stay safe.

NIACIN flushes you out well too..but they make you itchy..I suggest these pills as supplement pills to use on a regular basis before the test.

 

[GardenCaress]

I like retrogrow's idea. They don't look at your dick do they? Just make sure there is siiiilent operation. they hear a cap pop off o' something and that'd suck. practice a couple times and you'll be good.

however, there's no one I know that has failed a drug test with dirty pee and detox. but i don't trust that detox, seems too much like marketing bullshit

 

[Muleskinner]

this is a little pricey, but wow, the dick even has balls!

http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test-solutions/store/whizzinator.htm

 

[*mr.mike*]

The best thing you could do is drink lots of liquid and get a diluted pee to donate.

I was told by a doctor (a scientist MD, not a gp) that if you diet and work out the day before, your fat that had more THC will break down and you'll excrete a lot of waste. Then you eat a bunch of easily absorbed animal and vegetable fat (any big fast food meal) to replace the lost fat. more of the "fresh fat" will in a way "insulate" the dirty fat for a bit, allowing a cleaner pee.

I used this and passed a formal drug test 17 out of 18 times. The one that I failed was due to me being greedy and smoking the night before my test...

"Greedy" being a code word for stupid.