SUPER ~ stoner ~ statements ~ the mantra thread

[yortbogey]

well just like the title say's.... a collection of Stoner Mantra's to live by... or @ least smoke by....a comparison of baked comments and quotes.....


*old-y but good-y..... " Gas, Grass or Ass~ nobody rides for free"...

*also the famous.... " If U 'ain't chok'in U ain't smok'in"....


plz fell free to ad U'r own ......

 

[trichrider]

pot will get you thru times of no money better than money will get you thru times of no pot.

take a left at the next light...

whatta ya mean ya left it at home?

 

[944s2]

pot will get you thru times of no money better than money will get you thru times of no pot.

take a left at the next light...

whatta ya mean ya left it at home?

" its a home grow! just personal officer!! lol,,,,,s2

 

[supermanlives]

pot will get you thru times of no money better than money will get you thru times of no pot.



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that's a true statement an not stupid. I find myself with almost no money but I got a lot of weed an some hash. happy as can be . if I had cash an no weed I wouldn't be a happy camper. an if I needed cash theres a lot of tourists to trade with. I nwould rather keep my pile of weed thank you. a dollar is only worth a dollar . what your weed is worth is dependant on many factors.small cans of tobacco go for 45 $ my weed ought to be worth atleast 25 gram an up lol

 

[Stoner4Life]

"I swear! it's not mine! I'm holding it for someone else......."


never had the chance to use that one, got caught by my folks with a pound of weed back in '75 and there was no denying.

 

[Ga farmer]

Don't cough, don't get off.

 

[NeWcS]

-Don't babysit it, hit it!

-A friend with weed is a friend indeed

-Who has my lighter

 

[yortbogey]

_...
If weed is a plant and plants are life...then wouldn't smoking weed be getting high on life?

 

[yortbogey]

They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet. ~ Timothy Leary

 

[yortbogey]

I be getting high just to balance out the lows. ~ DRAKE

 

[yortbogey]

Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy. ~ Kid Cudi

 

[Ga farmer]

Hey do you know how to play football?

Well then pass that joint!




Don't be a bogart!

 

[Ga farmer]

Puff puff pass!

 

[SirSteely]

Just fucking hit it and shut up!

puff,puff,pass

 

[NeWcS]

-that shits the two hitta quita

-There's a bean in the bowl

 

[noyd666]

lighting up a doobie?

 

[yortbogey]

 

[Stoner4Life]

a typical stoners dilemma.......

a typical stoners dilemma.......


Where does a thought go when it's forgotten?
~Freud~

 

[budstar]

I got five on it

 

[Stoner4Life]

When you smoke the herb,
it reveals you to yourself.
~Bob Marley~