sunflower seeds?

[NOKUY]

...well i toned the title down from "how the phuk do you eat sunflower seeds?"

ok I'm lost on how to eat them (sunflowerseeds).

they def. taste good, but I have to hand crack every single one by hand...lol...or bite then eat them one by one

how the hell do ya throw a handfull in your mouth and sort through all the shell and seeds?

even "IF" I could figure that part out....the sodium i presume makes the insides of my cheecks swell up and I bite them lol

I know the simple answer "dont eat sunflower seeds"...but maybe im missin sumthin


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[NOKUY]

this has gotta be a joke lol...ive been trying hard 1 at a time, and all i spit out is awad of shell and who the hell knows where the seed is....

..whats the secret

 

[d4.]

http://www.wikihow.com/Eat-Sunflower-Seeds

Seems kinda silly.

 

[Guest]

I've ate so many sunflower seeds that David's uses me for quality control. I either throw a couple in and crack them one at time on one side or chew them whole and spit out the chewed shell. It can be tricky. My dentist loves me btw.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

thats why i dont get ones in the shell...

 

[NOKUY]

thats why i dont get ones in the shell...

duhhh...lol...but it must be fun if u can pik them out the shell in yo mouth

 

[cooked cook]

what's even more amazing is that professional baseball players walk around chompin n spittin these damn things CONSTANTLY. Playing the game, hitting, running, and fielding with a snack-hole full of seeds. And no one seems to inhale them and choke. :uh: and I have enough trouble walking and chewing gum simultaneously.
Go figure.
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my suspicion is that most baseball players are part parakeet.

 

[bongasaurus]

i usually toss a bunch on my mouth...

i dunno, hold em all in one side and crack with the other. sorta separate what doesnt crack in the front. lol, didnt think it was too difficult myself

 

[green_grow]

takes practice ... or, you can just buy them already shelled .

p.s. : you gotta stand them on their edges between your upper and lower teeth, then attempt to crack them open cleanly. sounds like you been biting down on the flat sides ?

good luck !

 

[NOKUY]

lmfao...i just tried for about 10 minutes straight to eat them w/ just my mouth 1 at a time.....lolo..loll

would have been the funniest youtube ever

there is just no way

a cpl times that it seemed like i got it i had to bite the seed real quik when i found it to keep it from slippin around...but most the time I got a big bite of shell.

 

[PoppinFresh]

dude, it's like eatin a chick out man. WORK THE TONGUE. seems you're biting too much and too hard lol. do you bite chicks or you've never gone down before? heh heh heh. reminds me of ace ventura when he was eatin the sunflower seeds and leavin the shells on the table AND refusin to use the ash tray lol

 

[Magi101]

Do what i do put a handfull in your mouth and chew them shell and all after then spit out what remains, this is my lazy mans method.

 

[Guest]

I can crack em and spit em out just like a machine gun.

Takes a bit of practice like any skill.

 

[9Lives]

I have a friend that can put a handfull in his mouth and crack them and eat them seperately. I cant put one in my mouth and figure out how to do it. I just hold them one at a time and crack them with my teeth, lol. I usually buy the ones already to eat.

Yep i can do that too...but Russians have got this shit down. If you see pools of spit and sunflower seed shells..you know who did it!

 

[RED145]

LOL,Yer spose ta spit the shell out??
I just chew it all up and eat em,guess I just like my roughage!!!

 

[Pops]

I don't mean to be rude, but even the most ignorant Mexican field hand can go through 30 pounds of sunflower or pumpkin seeds a day and spit out the shells like a wood chipper. Maybe you guys have a genetic malfunction of the tongue. Like PoppenFresh says, I would hate to see you go down on a girl with your skills. You ought to be able to stuff your face and leave a trail of empty seeds that even Hansel and Gretal could follow.