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SSR Trainwreck S1 by Jojo

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SSR...Jojo's S1 Trainwreck

STANDARD SMOKE REPORT V1.0


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IDENTIFICATION
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Enter username or anon for judge in the square brackets. Enter date in
universal format dd-Mmm-yyyy ie 10-Dec-2003. Enter strain name without
abbreviations and with spaces where appropriate. Use username, company
name or anon for the breeder and grower fields as appropriate.

Judge: []
Date: [2-24-05]
Strain: [Trainwreck S1]
Breeder: [Jojorizo]
Grower: [Skitty]


If available enter the links to the following threads:

Grow Report: []
Breeder Report: []
Related thread: []
Cured bud photo:[attached below]


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PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
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1. __[7]__ Visual Appeal

Rate the visual appeal of the buds from 1-10 unappealing-excellent.


2. __[7]__ Visible Trichomes

Rate the visible trichome content from 1-10 none-totally covered.
I have over 40 eyes and nothing to look at these with. You can
tell it's covered up in sugar. I just can't see them that well with my naked eye.


3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome
heads under magnification or list the percentages of each color for
a more precise report. Leave these fields blank if you do not have
a powerful magnifier.

Clear []
Cloudy []
Amber []
Dark []
I don't have any magnification with me to look at them.

4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more
detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.

Brown [1]
Green [7]
Gold []
Blue []
Grey [3]
White []
Red []
Rust []
Orange []
Purple []
Black []


5. __[7]__ Bud density

Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense. For samples that are
not in their natural state leave this field blank.


6. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly
broken bud where a one indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates
a pronounced presence. Delete the existing space when marking a
descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.

Ammonia [ ] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ ] Peach [ ]
Berry [ ] Floral [ ] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ]
Blueberry [ ] Fruit [ ] Meat [ ] Petroleum [x]
Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [ ]
Cedar [ ] Grapefruit[ ] Menthol [ ] Pineapple [ ]
Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ]
Chocolate [ ] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [ ]
Citrus [ ] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [ ] Spice [x]
Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[ ]
Coffee [ ] Lemon [x] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]


7. __[9]__ Aroma

Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled
bud for best results.


8. __[0]__ Seed content

Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.


9. __[?]__ Weeks cured

If known enter the number of weeks your sample has been cured.
If desired repeat SSR after an additional two weeks of curing.


PHYSICAL EXAMINATION COMMENTS:



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THE SMOKE TEST
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Address these questions while smoking.


1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information
below that will identify the instrument as follows:

Water pipe (enter bong, hooka, bubbler etc)
Vaporizer (enter the brand name)
Pipe (size-type, ie medium-glass)
Joint (enter brand of papers)
Other (specify)

Water pipe []
Vaporizer []
Pipe [Small Glass Spoon]
Joint []
Other []


2. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one
indicates a subtle presence and a nine indicates a very pronounced
presence. Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in
order to maintain the columns in alignment.

Ammonia [ ] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ ] Peach [ ]
Berry [ ] Floral [ ] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ]
Blueberry [ ] Fruit [ ] Meat [ ] Petroleum [4]
Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [ ]
Cedar [ ] Grapefruit[ ] Menthol [ ] Pineapple [ ]
Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ]
Chocolate [ ] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [ ]
Citrus [3] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [ ] Spice [3]
Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[ ]
Coffee [ ] Lemon [7] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]

If appropriate return to this question after 5-10 minutes and mark
with X any unmarked descriptors for lingering aftertaste.


3. __[8]__ Taste

Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.


4. __[5]__ State of dryness

Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.


5. __[9]__ Smoke ability

Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.


6. __[3]__ Smoke expansion

Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.


SMOKE TEST COMMENTS:



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FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS
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Address final questions immediately after effects have worn off.



1. __[4]__ Dosage

Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.


2. __[4]__ Effect onset

Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.


3. __[8]__ Sativa influence

Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa
influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.


4. __[2]__ Indica influence

Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica
influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing
effect that affects the body.


5. __[7.5]__ Potency

Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.


6. __[3]__ Duration

Indicate the number of hours the effects lasted.


7. __[?]__ Tolerance build up

Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this
field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.


8. Usability

Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day
to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day.
Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.

Morning - wake up []
Day - work []
Evening - relax []
Night - sleep []


9. __[9]__ Overall satisfaction

Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.


10. __[8]__ Ability and conditions

. Rate your overall ability to judge from 1-10 low-high. Consider
experience, strain familiarity, atmosphere, current tolerance and
most importantly the condition and preparation of the sample.


11.Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use?

Yes [X]
No []


12.Rate the noticable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe. Take
care to use the appropriate column for your response. Delete the
existing space when recording your entry to maintain the columns
in alignment. In all cases these casual observations should not
be construed as medical advice.


Negative Positive
Effect Effect

__[ ]__ __[X]__ Appetite
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Anxiety relief
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Paranoia relief
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Sex drive
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Sleep
__[ ]__ __[X]__ Pain relief
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Ability to rest or sit still
__[X]__ __[ ]__ Thought process
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Speech process
__[ ]__ __[X]__ Imagination/creativity
__[ ]__ __[X]__ Humor perception
__[ ]__ __[X]__ Visual perception
__[ ]__ __[X]__ Audio perception
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Taste perception



EXTENDED MEDICAL SURVEY (optional)

Negative Positive
Effect Effect

__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Alcoholism/Alcohol Abuse
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Allergic rhinitis
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Amphetamine Dependence
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Anorexia
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Arthritis/Musculoskeletar pain
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Asthma/Cough
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Bipolar disorder
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Cancer/Cancer Chemotherapy
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Chronic fatigue
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Depression
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Diarrhea
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Drusen of Optic Nerve
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Epilepsy
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Glaucoma
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Hiccough
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ High blood pressure/Racing pulse
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Insomnia
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Itching
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Migraine/vascular headache
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Muscle Spasm
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Muscular movement disorders
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Nausea
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Panic Attacks
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Peripheral nerve pain
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Post traumatic Stress Disorder
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Pre Menstrual Syndrome
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Sedative/Opiate Dependence
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Schizophrenia
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ SLE - systemic lupus erythematosus
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Spasticity in Multiple Sclerosis


FINAL COMMENTS:
Here is an other legend that I don't feel lives up to the hype.
Most folks seem to comment that Trainwreck is some of the most potent weed they have smoked. I didn't find it to be in that category. I'm not saying anything bad about it,just that it's not a "1 or 2 hit wonder"

This is a very good smoke and tastes great! Kind of lemons and petroleum....smells very dank. Buds were dense but spongy to the squeez........dried and cured to prefection. Smoke was smooth and non exspanding.

High was almost all in the head with just a little numbing body effect. A very good balanced high for me. I was trying to read maps and navigate around the city the other day high on this and had a difficult time. I kept getting turned around. I had to laugh at myself a few times. Nice fast up high for about 2 hrs and then an hr of relaxing mellowness. I did get a couple moments of anxiety on it but they passed quickly.

I needed about 4-5 hits to get the high I like. I could probably do 10 at least before it would be too much for me. In my opinion to live up to the hype it would have to get me too high with 1-3 hits.

Overall it's an excellent smoke and a very nice type of high. You wouldn't ever see me turn it down. I have a couple clones of this and I think it's going to be in my stable for some time. I'd almost smoke it for taste alone. This stuff is just all around great smoke in all aspects.

I didn't have anything to look at the trichs with so I don't know the clear/cloudy precentage..maybe Skitty could comment on that.
I also don't have any software with me to fix this picture.
The buds were basically all green...just different shades of green with some slight grey tints.


Thx guy for the opportunity to try this.

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Last edited by on February 24th, 2005 at 12:38 PM
 
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Hi Seymour, Are you aware that this form is unneccesary. This being a Magazine website leans towards the literary. You can put the whole report in your own words in your own style. That said your reports are detailed, complete and entaining. Your conclusions are especially well written. And I thank you for your contributions.
 
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Hi there smokey, these weren't written by me, I was able to get these off google cache from CW. I know that some of these reports are near and dear to some of the peeps who wrote them though I deleted the original posters handle for security. If this isn't the proper place I can hold off posting them, just let me know.
 

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Skitty... hey guy good to see your puss here ............Have to agree with ya on the evaluation........Although good not the 1 hit wonder that everyone talks about. Have a clone going to see if it improves with cuts but overall so far a dissapointment....
 

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