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SSR Mebeanboy GFM Standard Smoke Report

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STANDARD SMOKE REPORT V1.0


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IDENTIFICATION
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Enter username or anon for judge in the square brackets. Enter date in
universal format dd-Mmm-yyyy ie 10-Dec-2003. Enter strain name without
abbreviations and with spaces where appropriate. Use username, company
name or anon for the breeder and grower fields as appropriate.

Judge: [lucky anon]
Date:[7-Jan-2004]
Strain:[Grapefruit x Mango [BX3]]
Breeder:[mebeanboy]
Grower: [generous anon]


If available enter the links to the following threads:

Grow Report: []
Breeder Report: []
Related thread: [http://www.xxxxxxxxx.org/vbport...&threadid=17512]
Cured bud photo:[]


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PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
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1. __[7]__ Visual Appeal

Rate the visual appeal of the buds from 1-10 unappealing-excellent.


2. __[8]__ Visible Trichomes

Rate the visible trichome content from 1-10 none-totally covered.


3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome
heads under magnification or list the percentages of each color for
a more precise report. Leave these fields blank if you do not have
a powerful magnifier.

Clear [10]
Cloudy [80]
Amber [10]
Dark []


4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more
detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.

Brown []
Green [4]
Gold [2]
Blue []
Grey []
White []
Red []
Rust [6]
Orange []
Purple []
Black []


5. __[7]__ Bud density

Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense. For samples that are
not in their natural state leave this field blank.


6. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly
broken bud where a one indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates
a pronounced presence. Delete the existing space when marking a
descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.

Ammonia [ ] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ ] Peach [ ]
Berry [2] Floral [ ] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ]
Blueberry [ ] Fruit [3] Meat [ ] Petroleum [ ]
Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [ ]
Cedar [ ] Grapefruit[7] Menthol [ ] Pineapple [ ]
Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ]
Chocolate [ ] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [ ]
Citrus [9] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [ ] Spice [3]
Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[ ]
Coffee [ ] Lemon [1] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]


7. __[10]__ Aroma

Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled
bud for best results.


8. __[0]__ Seed content

Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.


9. __[3]__ Weeks cured

If known enter the number of weeks your sample has been cured.
If desired repeat SSR after an additional two weeks of curing.


PHYSICAL EXAMINATION COMMENTS:
Small sample size (1g). However, sample from clone Im famliair with.
I dont give a 10 frequently but the aroma particularly that which
rubs off on the hands is irresistable. In a blind smell test the
participant could not distinguish between GFM on hands and Armani
cologne (white) from the bottle, very similar. Very pungent and most
certainly difficult to conceal the oozing high toned aroma. This
report is on the pukeberry pheno of the GFM. Dont let the name fool
you though, there is no trace of puke in the aroma at this stage.


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THE SMOKE TEST
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Address these questions while smoking.


1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information
below that will identify the instrument as follows:

Water pipe (enter bong, hooka, bubbler etc)
Vaporizer (enter the brand name)
Pipe (size-type, ie medium-glass)
Joint (enter brand of papers)
Other (specify)

Water pipe []
Vaporizer [Eterra] (taste test only)
Pipe []
Joint [El Ombu]
Other []


2. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one
indicates a subtle presence and a nine indicates a very pronounced
presence. Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in
order to maintain the columns in alignment.

Ammonia [ ] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ ] Peach [ ]
Berry [ ] Floral [ ] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ]
Blueberry [ ] Fruit [ ] Meat [ ] Petroleum [ ]
Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [ ]
Cedar [ ] Grapefruit[6] Menthol [ ] Pineapple [ ]
Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ]
Chocolate [ ] Hash [1] Mold [ ] Skunk [ ]
Citrus [8] Iron/Rust [x] Musk [ ] Spice [1]
Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[ ]
Coffee [ ] Lemon [ ] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]

If appropriate return to this question after 5-10 minutes and mark
with X any unmarked descriptors for lingering aftertaste.


3. __[8]__ Taste

Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.


4. __[5]__ State of dryness

Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.


5. __[6]__ Smoke ability

Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.


6. __[7]__ Smoke expansion

Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.


SMOKE TEST COMMENTS:
Tangy, tart smoke with a very pleasant taste particularly from vapor.
Even the smoke that hangs in the air from the joint is very pleasant.
Thousand yard stare begins as soon as first exhale with potent sample
and low tolerance. For best results use GFM sugar smear on spliff and
you will likely never forget the experience.

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FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS
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Address final questions immediately after effects have worn off.



1. __[4]__ Dosage

Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.


2. __[2]__ Effect onset (~4 mins)

Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.


3. __[9]__ Sativa influence

Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa
influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.


4. __[3]__ Indica influence

Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica
influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing
effect that affects the body.


5. __[9]__ Potency

Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.


6. __[3]__ Duration

Indicate the number of hours the effects lasted.


7. __[8]__ Tolerance build up

Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this
field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.


8. Usability

Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day
to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day.
Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.

Morning - wake up [9]
Day - work [8]
Evening - relax [2]
Night - sleep [1]


9. __[10]__ Overall satisfaction

Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.


10. __[8]__ Ability and conditions

. Rate your overall ability to judge from 1-10 low-high. Consider
experience, strain familiarity, atmosphere, current tolerance and
most importantly the condition and preparation of the sample.


11.Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use?

Yes [X]
No []


12.Rate the noticable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe. Take
care to use the appropriate column for your response. Delete the
existing space when recording your entry to maintain the columns
in alignment. In all cases these casual observations should not
be construed as medical advice.


Negative Positive
Effect Effect

__[ ]__ __[9]__ Appetite
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Anxiety relief
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Paranoia relief
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Sex drive
__[8]__ __[ ]__ Sleep
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Pain relief
__[7]__ __[ ]__ Ability to rest or sit still
__[ ]__ __[7]__ Thought process
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Speech process
__[ ]__ __[6]__ Imagination/creativity
__[ ]__ __[7]__ Humor perception
__[ ]__ __[4]__ Visual perception
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Audio perception
__[ ]__ __[5]__ Taste perception



EXTENDED MEDICAL SURVEY (optional)

Negative Positive
Effect Effect

__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Alcoholism/Alcohol Abuse
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Allergic rhinitis
__[ ]__ __[6]__ Amphetamine Dependence
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Anorexia
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Arthritis/Musculoskeletar pain
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Asthma/Cough
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Bipolar disorder
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Cancer/Cancer Chemotherapy
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Chronic fatigue
__[ ]__ __[7]__ Depression
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Diarrhea
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Drusen of Optic Nerve
__[ ]__ __[6]__ Epilepsy
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Glaucoma
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Hiccough
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ High blood pressure/Racing pulse
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Insomnia
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Itching
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Migraine/vascular headache
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Muscle Spasm
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Muscular movement disorders
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Nausea
__[5]__ __[ ]__ Panic Attacks
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Peripheral nerve pain
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Post traumatic Stress Disorder
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Pre Menstrual Syndrome
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Sedative/Opiate Dependence
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Schizophrenia
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ SLE - systemic lupus erythematosus
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Spasticity in Multiple Sclerosis


FINAL COMMENTS:
Medical observations are uncomfirmed suspicions. Strain rated a 10 on
overall satisfaction because it is the strongest sativa buzz I have
come across in recent memory. Unfortunately, tolerance builds quickly
and it is therefore not good for everyday use. This stuff is top shelf
for special occassions, you will need something else for everyday. If
you do use this for everyday you will experience an uncomfortable day
or two when you run out and your tolerance is adjusting. I have tried
to replace it with various other strains when I run out but each time
there was a tolerance adjustment period where nothing would satisfy.

If you are looking for something special you have found it, this is a
connoisseurs choice. Take the time to review the related thread in the
identification section so you can identify the pukeberry pheno. Dont
discard the mango though because it makes a great everyday smoke. GFM
is a superb cross giving you a top shelf pheno as well as a pheno for
everyday use.

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WeedMafia

Member
kinda reminds me of one of Weedzilla's smoke reports over at DH. He's thorough.

WeedMafia
 
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Guest

Nice sounding report. Looks like all the facts are expressed. Thanks for bring us up to snuff on this strain.
 
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