this thread is only for amusement, the only way to solve my issues is through the benefit of immediate observation and application.
but because i always have such tremendous rapport with any and all communities wherever they occur,
and because i've always been so well accoutred with modern technology that transferring images between devices is the proverbial doddle that i'm just going to rebel and not even think of starting to do this,
i can't grow for shit any more. i don't know what the fuck it is but as the years go by i find more ways i never knew to screw myself.
the real answers are answers that You Can't Handle and you're too chicken to admit it.
my current veg area is in a closet in an unused bedroom with no observable insect or mold behaviour (in southern arizona). the top of the closet is about 72f with the lights on. i've grown in a dozen venues indoors outdoors, over 50 grows, not over 100.
the rest of the house is in the sixties, 62 at the lowest, which is the lowest it's gonig to drop at night.
seedlings are under 2 low wattage cfls and 2 low wattage led lights. i've seen plants veg under these exact lights all the way a couple times.
in the small grows i manage to finish (in the last two years 3/4 of my grows have failed due to leafhoppers, stop growing entirely) i make a lot of seeds. often more seeds than i make bud unfortunately.
when the weather outside is in the eighties, i can usually germinate fairly well, like a normal motherfucker.
but somethnig happens in the winters that is part of my whole really bad grow juju. see if you have any insight or ideas. i can't wait to read them.
because like that burce bugbee motherfucker i all "you can throw all the light at your plants they'll take it" and eg. after using a PAR meter i've been torturing my plants with thousands of ppfd from inexpensive lights ($32, 220 watts from wall yeah baby) so they don't even fucking grow. i put a piece of paper over the light, now they're growing. amazing. fuck you bruce. true, low light, plant stretches. my 10 week old garden is still three fucking inches asshole. all because i could afford some new lights.
so anyway back to the seedlings.
when i was young, or when the weather's alright, i can pretty much use my seeds, and hit at least 60% germ, maybe 80%, making it through whatever germ procedure i'm using to being alive plants.
but apparently it's a bit too fucking cold in here. or something.
this is why i mentioned using flats with 18 slots.
i'm putting maybe a half dozen seeds in each slot. that's over 100 seeds.
at least half of these seeds are produced this spring. totally healthy seeds, grown to maturity, nice colour.
the reason i'm putting 6 seeds in each cell is because th emotherfuckers do. not. grow.
for this new moon, i've sown FOUR asshole flats. that's appx. 400 of my precious seeds.
they are doing maybe 8 little germs per flat. i can crack open the cells, do whatever kind of surgery or soak or assist or unassist, and all my seeds apart from the odd one here and there just don't grow at all. i've used the fuckign fancy distilled water. new soil. too cool too hot too dry too wet.
it is like there is a place in hell where seeds never grow and it's here. old seeds new seeds. i go through this in the winter. it's going ot be alright in march. but i do not understand why the fucking plant won't grow in this shit and i'd like to hear about it from volunteer experts about what shit i mus thave wrong because fuck if this shit isn't shit isn't it?
i mean that's enough for only timewasters but you don't understand about the curse and the leafhoppers the way they followed me every fucking where. you know you try to hit them and they get mad and stick on you like "ima ride this mfer he must have some good shit to fuck up"
you know when you wish yo uhad an enlarging gun so you could make the motherfucker big enough to punch in the nuts
i don
t have enough weed to get angry enough to deal with this, but this is every day. so now you write some dumb shit as well if you fancy pal.
it's
"those notherfuckers won't grow"
thanks for playing
but because i always have such tremendous rapport with any and all communities wherever they occur,
and because i've always been so well accoutred with modern technology that transferring images between devices is the proverbial doddle that i'm just going to rebel and not even think of starting to do this,
i can't grow for shit any more. i don't know what the fuck it is but as the years go by i find more ways i never knew to screw myself.
the real answers are answers that You Can't Handle and you're too chicken to admit it.
my current veg area is in a closet in an unused bedroom with no observable insect or mold behaviour (in southern arizona). the top of the closet is about 72f with the lights on. i've grown in a dozen venues indoors outdoors, over 50 grows, not over 100.
the rest of the house is in the sixties, 62 at the lowest, which is the lowest it's gonig to drop at night.
seedlings are under 2 low wattage cfls and 2 low wattage led lights. i've seen plants veg under these exact lights all the way a couple times.
in the small grows i manage to finish (in the last two years 3/4 of my grows have failed due to leafhoppers, stop growing entirely) i make a lot of seeds. often more seeds than i make bud unfortunately.
when the weather outside is in the eighties, i can usually germinate fairly well, like a normal motherfucker.
but somethnig happens in the winters that is part of my whole really bad grow juju. see if you have any insight or ideas. i can't wait to read them.
because like that burce bugbee motherfucker i all "you can throw all the light at your plants they'll take it" and eg. after using a PAR meter i've been torturing my plants with thousands of ppfd from inexpensive lights ($32, 220 watts from wall yeah baby) so they don't even fucking grow. i put a piece of paper over the light, now they're growing. amazing. fuck you bruce. true, low light, plant stretches. my 10 week old garden is still three fucking inches asshole. all because i could afford some new lights.
so anyway back to the seedlings.
when i was young, or when the weather's alright, i can pretty much use my seeds, and hit at least 60% germ, maybe 80%, making it through whatever germ procedure i'm using to being alive plants.
but apparently it's a bit too fucking cold in here. or something.
this is why i mentioned using flats with 18 slots.
i'm putting maybe a half dozen seeds in each slot. that's over 100 seeds.
at least half of these seeds are produced this spring. totally healthy seeds, grown to maturity, nice colour.
the reason i'm putting 6 seeds in each cell is because th emotherfuckers do. not. grow.
for this new moon, i've sown FOUR asshole flats. that's appx. 400 of my precious seeds.
they are doing maybe 8 little germs per flat. i can crack open the cells, do whatever kind of surgery or soak or assist or unassist, and all my seeds apart from the odd one here and there just don't grow at all. i've used the fuckign fancy distilled water. new soil. too cool too hot too dry too wet.
it is like there is a place in hell where seeds never grow and it's here. old seeds new seeds. i go through this in the winter. it's going ot be alright in march. but i do not understand why the fucking plant won't grow in this shit and i'd like to hear about it from volunteer experts about what shit i mus thave wrong because fuck if this shit isn't shit isn't it?
i mean that's enough for only timewasters but you don't understand about the curse and the leafhoppers the way they followed me every fucking where. you know you try to hit them and they get mad and stick on you like "ima ride this mfer he must have some good shit to fuck up"
you know when you wish yo uhad an enlarging gun so you could make the motherfucker big enough to punch in the nuts
i don
t have enough weed to get angry enough to deal with this, but this is every day. so now you write some dumb shit as well if you fancy pal.
it's
"those notherfuckers won't grow"
thanks for playing
