So I took my drug test today.

[Viva La OG]

I drank the Omni triple strength on my last test, and it went completely backwards from the way they administered the test....or at least the way they tested the sample. I drank this stuff at 7:30AM, had the test at 10:30...well, after drinking about 4 bottles of water, I walk in (I know that the water would dilute the hell out of my piss, but it worked before at this SAME facility!). Take my test, walk out, and she asks "have you been taking a lot of vitamins lately, or have been sick?".....damn it. I told her yeah, and she said I had to take it again, but I cannot leave the office or have ANYTHING to drink...WTF! 2 hours later, take another....."I'm sorry, we can accept this, it's too diluted." F*UCK!!!! Take it again, by this time the drink has worn off, and I end up PASSING!!!!!! But at that time it was about 2 in the afternoon...trapped in a drug testing place for 4 hours!!!!!

D Rock - I cannot believe that they actually needed it to be an observed test. It's almost like they didn't believe you. I would have done the same thing and walked out.

 

[D Rock]

No I had it between my Boys and my leg kind of in the Taint area. If he would have stood behind me i could of made it work. But he was basically next to me and in front of me a little bit, there was no way to pull it off other than knocking the guy out and saying he collapsed at the sight of my monsterous......... oh nevermind. I think its for the best!

 

[Ktaadn]

I think if you would have taken salt when you were flushing your system with water you would have been ok. They test the urine for salt content to determine whether or not it's diluted.

Too bad about the job. Drug testing should be illegal!

 

[D Rock]

Too bad about the job. Drug testing should be illegal!

I agree.

 

[D Rock]

Went to my interview with Wal-mart distribution today and it looks good so far, I think I will recieve a call tommorrow or the first of the week. Still have to take a drug test but I still have my Quick fix. Im going to buy another home test to see how I do, surely its got to be out of my system by now. In 8 more days it will be exactly 3 months since the last time I smoked. But for some of you people who dont believe that its been that long and Im still testing positive, please remember that when I was smoking regularly i was smoking at LEAST a quarter pound every month possible more. sometimes 3 or 4 blunts a day with the occasional bong or pipe hit. Im hoping that its out of my system now.

 

[clowntown]

I'm sorry to tell you this (and obviously a bit too late at it), but you screwed up in almost every way possible. My post here isn't meant to , but maybe someone else can learn something here.

Those detox drinks being snake oils is one... some Google searches + forum searches filtering out the obvious (and some not so obvious) "testimonials" would have gotten you the answers you needed. Apparently you had some of this information, yet failed to follow your initial instincts?

Continuing to take that after your results came back was yet another.

Flat out refusing to piss, particularly on your final test was the REAL big ****-up. If you needed the job that bad, what exactly did you have to lose by failing the test? Did you think they were going to call the police and have you arrested for failing a drug test?

It's either:

• Don't pee and have a 100% chance of failing
  
  or
  
• Pee and have at least a fraction of a percentage of passing

I'll take the fraction of a chance every time, although your chances were more than likely significantly higher.

As for the last test being an observed one, this is pretty much standard procedure and many places do this on your second test. Again this is information easily available. The reasons should be fairly obvious, but if you don't get it: the reason "most" people fail lab tests or their piss comes up too dilute is because of decade(plus)-old measures taken.

Best wishes on the new job hunt.