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So I took my drug test today.
- Thread starter D Rock
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Blackvelvet
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D Rock said:
No drug tests where im from..ever. I swear im going to bitchslap the first person who wants me to piss in the cup!
KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY PRIVATE LIFE! OR LEAVE WITH A BROKEN ONE!
sorry but issues like these make me very emotional
KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY PRIVATE LIFE! OR LEAVE WITH A BROKEN ONE!
sorry but issues like these make me very emotional
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UPDATE!!!!!!!!
UPDATE!!!!!!!!
So I started working yesterday and........................................................
My bottle of Quick Fix is on its way and suppose to be dropped off today. I checked with UPS Tracking. Im sure glad its getting here today and I can take my test first thing in the morning with it cause my 2ndtest came back a dilute again, after taking detox stuff fot a 2nd time. Now the guy at work said I had two options either go and take a 3rd and final test if I dont get a reading then they cant keep me there. Or option B pay for(out of my Pocket) for a hair test. Well I told the guy that I was flat broke and couldnt afford to pay for it. So he told me that I have to pass this 3rd test or Im without a job.
NOW THIS IS THE 2ND TIME I TOOK ONE OF THESE WONDERFUL DETOX PILLS OR DRINKS AND IT DIDNT WORK, WELL LET ME REPHRASE THAT, IT WORKED........IT WORKED TO DAMN GOOD AND THEY CANT GET A READING OFF IT. HERE IS A WARNING TO YOU FOLKS WANTING TO KNOW ABOUT DETOX CRAP. IT DOESNT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im waiting for the UPS man to bring me my Quick Fix, so I can take it. Here is the link for it.
http://www.quickfixurine.com/?gclid=CMOatPPSsYoCFRn1gAodWiMLrg
Its 4:30 P.M. now and the collection facility is right down the road a couple of miles from my house. It doesnt look like Im going to be able to get it and take it before they close at 5:00P.M.
So I will go to work tommorrow and tell them that I had trouble going and to let me go in the morning. I would then swing by my house get my bottle of quick fix and take and this time pass my test.
I have searched and found that many people who take a piss tests that must go to a lab and have used Quick Fix have passed, hell its even advertised on there website that its labtested before it ships out.
So My point is this. All these Detox stuff that you buy at head shops or offline all require you to drink alot of water. Its the water that dilutes the presence of the specific drug. They simply do not compare to Synthetic urine or clean piss. I hope this thread helps someone else before they waste all the money I did on detox crap, I had always heard that stuff was crap but I never listened and tried it out. I could have bought 5 or 6 bottles of quick fix for all the money I have paid for Detox crap.
UPDATE!!!!!!!!
So I started working yesterday and........................................................
My bottle of Quick Fix is on its way and suppose to be dropped off today. I checked with UPS Tracking. Im sure glad its getting here today and I can take my test first thing in the morning with it cause my 2ndtest came back a dilute again, after taking detox stuff fot a 2nd time. Now the guy at work said I had two options either go and take a 3rd and final test if I dont get a reading then they cant keep me there. Or option B pay for(out of my Pocket) for a hair test. Well I told the guy that I was flat broke and couldnt afford to pay for it. So he told me that I have to pass this 3rd test or Im without a job.
NOW THIS IS THE 2ND TIME I TOOK ONE OF THESE WONDERFUL DETOX PILLS OR DRINKS AND IT DIDNT WORK, WELL LET ME REPHRASE THAT, IT WORKED........IT WORKED TO DAMN GOOD AND THEY CANT GET A READING OFF IT. HERE IS A WARNING TO YOU FOLKS WANTING TO KNOW ABOUT DETOX CRAP. IT DOESNT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im waiting for the UPS man to bring me my Quick Fix, so I can take it. Here is the link for it.
http://www.quickfixurine.com/?gclid=CMOatPPSsYoCFRn1gAodWiMLrg
Its 4:30 P.M. now and the collection facility is right down the road a couple of miles from my house. It doesnt look like Im going to be able to get it and take it before they close at 5:00P.M.
So I will go to work tommorrow and tell them that I had trouble going and to let me go in the morning. I would then swing by my house get my bottle of quick fix and take and this time pass my test.
I have searched and found that many people who take a piss tests that must go to a lab and have used Quick Fix have passed, hell its even advertised on there website that its labtested before it ships out.
So My point is this. All these Detox stuff that you buy at head shops or offline all require you to drink alot of water. Its the water that dilutes the presence of the specific drug. They simply do not compare to Synthetic urine or clean piss. I hope this thread helps someone else before they waste all the money I did on detox crap, I had always heard that stuff was crap but I never listened and tried it out. I could have bought 5 or 6 bottles of quick fix for all the money I have paid for Detox crap.
G
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damn drock, that sucks bro i hope it all works out in your favor....k+
rkrone said:
Yeah tell me about it! This has caused so much stress and lack of sleep. I just might file a Lawsuit against my employer for causing me so much trouble...ha that would be funny. I should pass with flying colors this go round. It has worked for thousands of other people why not me. Im just paranoid that for some reason they will be able to tell that its not human urine and that its fake, I know they wont but the thought is still there. Now the only way they would be able to know that its not real pee is to check for DNA and I seriously doubt that they do that on a Drug screening for pre employement tests, As a matter of fact I know they dont.
Its now past 5:00 pm lets hope they buy the whole,
"I had trouble peeing so thats why I need to test this morning" hope they buy it.
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Stay Puft
Member
I hope it goes well for you!
I am sorry we live in a time that these tests are deemed required by companies. Just once I would like A HR representative to break out a written drug test! T...It would have questions like "how many grams in a Ounce? or What does THC stand for?")
Can I ask a couple questions about the test. (If ya don't mind)
So when you take the test, has it been private enough to fill specimen cup.IE without "Nurse Hatchet" standing behind you?
Is 2 Oz of fluid enough? (QuickFix is 2Fl Oz)
Please let us know know the outcome of your test.
I wonder what the shelf life of "Quick-Fix" is?
It might be wise to keep some around if you are job hunting. (or for other reasons)
Good Luck!
Stay_Puft
I am sorry we live in a time that these tests are deemed required by companies. Just once I would like A HR representative to break out a written drug test! T...It would have questions like "how many grams in a Ounce? or What does THC stand for?")
Can I ask a couple questions about the test. (If ya don't mind)
So when you take the test, has it been private enough to fill specimen cup.IE without "Nurse Hatchet" standing behind you?
Is 2 Oz of fluid enough? (QuickFix is 2Fl Oz)
Please let us know know the outcome of your test.
I wonder what the shelf life of "Quick-Fix" is?
It might be wise to keep some around if you are job hunting. (or for other reasons)
Good Luck!
Stay_Puft
Kizzattack
Member
I just read up on the stuff. The shelf life is aparently 2 years, deffinatly worth keeping some around the house!Stay Puft said:
to answer your other questions:
Privavcy is no problem I could get butt nakid if I wanted they send me in a bathroom unsupervised of course.
2oz is definately enough both times I went a gave a too diluted sample they told me that i only had to fill it up to the line and Im estimating that line to be a half oz. A oz if liquid is just a little less than a full shot glass, so about 2 shotglasses of liquid should sufice.
As far as keeping some around i just thought of this about a hour ago.
I called a friend who doesnt smoke and he is going to pee for me, now i know your thinking why, your getting the Quick fix. Im going to pour the quick fix into another bottle and save it, going to use my friends clean pee the same way I would the Quick fix and save the quick fix for a Rainy day so to speak. This way I dont have to order another bottle of quick fix yet. I might even smoke tonight for the first time in almost 3 months!
Privavcy is no problem I could get butt nakid if I wanted they send me in a bathroom unsupervised of course.
2oz is definately enough both times I went a gave a too diluted sample they told me that i only had to fill it up to the line and Im estimating that line to be a half oz. A oz if liquid is just a little less than a full shot glass, so about 2 shotglasses of liquid should sufice.
As far as keeping some around i just thought of this about a hour ago.
I called a friend who doesnt smoke and he is going to pee for me, now i know your thinking why, your getting the Quick fix. Im going to pour the quick fix into another bottle and save it, going to use my friends clean pee the same way I would the Quick fix and save the quick fix for a Rainy day so to speak. This way I dont have to order another bottle of quick fix yet. I might even smoke tonight for the first time in almost 3 months!
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CamEleven
Seems like your in a pretty shatty situation, the last thing I would want is to have a fresh bag of piss open all over me anyway... A friend in the military recently told me if you put a pube in the pee (not that this would help you) they cannot test it because the sample is "contaminated"... I was just wondering if it was the same for independant labs?
D Rock said:
Do mean to hijack the thread...But Does Graphic Packaging has stock holders ?
The ticker tape is "GPK"
http://tools.thestreet.com/tsc/quotes.html?pg=intchart&symb=GPK&sid=1507715&site=
Just wanted to know who the beer manufacturer is
For the thread starter.....If you need some pee-pee and can't find someone...Go to a church bathroom and scoop up urine if it didnt flush..I just KNOW those peeps are clean
Wear Gloves too... If they keep flushing it...Disable the toilet
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TNTBudSticker said:Do mean to hijack the thread...But Does Graphic Packaging has stock holders ?
The ticker tape is "GPK"
http://tools.thestreet.com/tsc/quotes.html?pg=intchart&symb=GPK&sid=1507715&site=
Just wanted to know who the beer manufacturer is
For the thread starter.....If you need some pee-pee and can't find someone...Go to a church bathroom and scoop up urine if it didnt flush..I just KNOW those peeps are clean
Ok I dont understand what that website is saying. They dont just make beer packaging they do pretty much anything you buy from the grocery store that is packaged in a cardboard box from cereal, to sprite, hormel heat up dinners, frozen pizza boxes. Go open up something you bought from the grocery store and where the box is glued at should have Graphic Packaging if it was made by them. I was amazed at all the different packaging I saw yesterday when I walked through the plant.
Oh yeah im not going digging in a church toliet either.
I recently had to stay clean so I could get a job, not any specific job, just a job in the town I moved to. I didn't smoke for 2 months, and drank a lot of water the whole time. I still occasionally stayed in the room my bro and buddies were smoking in, like if we were also sharing a bottle of Maker's Mark. I took a piss test at a lab for Walmart, and they said they would get back to me in a few days. I was sure I was clean so I proceeded to smoke it up! Daisy and I were blasted (she stayed sober too)!! Anyway, I started smoking before I got the results back, and it made me semi-worried if I would pass. I kept thinking they would call me and say they needed another sample.
But nope, passed clean so I am getting the job. Can't wait to start working.
Hope your 3rd test goes fine and you get to start smoking and working!
But nope, passed clean so I am getting the job. Can't wait to start working.
Hope your 3rd test goes fine and you get to start smoking and working!
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Well my buddy came by and pissed for me, do I need to keep it cold until tommorrow or what? Im going to use the bottle the quick fix came in and when Im done with the real piss I will clean it out real well and put the quick fix back in. I know I can only heat the urine up once correct? Anyone have any experience using real piss please chime in.
Opps...I meant "dont mean to hijack"
Stoner's mistake...hehe
The best way is to store it in the fridge then tape that package to the inside of your leg then pour that into the cup...Probably better if you can poke that package with a nail so that way it doesn't spill all over. Just drain the piss into the cup....make sure that you're not being filmed in the bathroom..or turn off the lights and piss... Or you can sit and pee so you can tape it right above your pee-pee and pee into the cup as to make it look real...Do practice with clear water with your Ziplocks-bag above the genitals
You can use 2 ziplocks sandwich bags and bring a tiny nail to poke
If they were really serious they would watch you pee to avoid the above
I never worked for those companies paying minimum wage that use blood test for drug test..too cheap for me...I'll save my blood..seems too tacky to invest in a employee by poking them with a needle and not hiring them
The urine should be warm with your body heat by the time it gets to the testing place if taped close to the body
Stoner's mistake...hehe
The best way is to store it in the fridge then tape that package to the inside of your leg then pour that into the cup...Probably better if you can poke that package with a nail so that way it doesn't spill all over. Just drain the piss into the cup....make sure that you're not being filmed in the bathroom..or turn off the lights and piss... Or you can sit and pee so you can tape it right above your pee-pee and pee into the cup as to make it look real...Do practice with clear water with your Ziplocks-bag above the genitals
You can use 2 ziplocks sandwich bags and bring a tiny nail to poke
If they were really serious they would watch you pee to avoid the above
I never worked for those companies paying minimum wage that use blood test for drug test..too cheap for me...I'll save my blood..seems too tacky to invest in a employee by poking them with a needle and not hiring them
The urine should be warm with your body heat by the time it gets to the testing place if taped close to the body
Well its off to job hunting again! I Went in today and just had a bad feeling about the whole situation. Well I went in the back of the collection facility and was told to empty my pockets. then the lady came in with the cup and told me she needed pee up above the minimum line and it was a much bigger cup than the two previous cups. Then she said the ultimate thing that almost made my heart stop, "This time your collection must be a observed one" Oh my god, what the hell am I going to do now I thought. Well I said I might have problems going with someone watching and she said to try anyway. I Walked in and the male Observer came in behind me. I thought he was going to stand behind me and just stand there, No way He stood like a foot away from me on my left shoulder and proceeded to look at my crotch. I then told him that I would not be able to go, I unzipped my pants and almost pulled my happy out and told him that there was no way that I could go with him watching. He then said to exit the room. I told the nurse that as well and she said well you have 3 hours to produce enough to collect and if you fail to do that within the 3 hour period then its a automatic Positive result. I told her well if thats the case then I just might have to go look for another job then. she said ok and I walked out.
So Im here to tell you boys and girls if you have to be drug tested and its going to be collected and then sent to a lab, dont use any type of Detox drinks or anything else to clean out your system. always use someones elses clean piss or Quick Fix. If I would have done that the first time I would be at work right now and not on the computer typing this. Oh well you live and learn.
Im a firm believer that everything happens for a reason and maybe it just wasnt meant to be, for me to work at that plant.
I did however set up another interview tonight at Wal-Mart distribution center and will be going to the interview at 7:00pm they start off at more money than the other place but the only thing is it would be a 20-30 minute drive vs a 5 minute drive like I had going for me. Well I hope this thread helps someone who has a questions about some detox drink working or not, that is if they use the search feature of course.
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Guest
thats BS about the third test being a "observed" one, did you have the pee in your pocket or something?
