Smelly workmates.

[mallyone]

I worked with a guy who wore sweaters that were drenched. He smelled like someone pissed on his armpits.

haha, I did that in grade 9, acrylic sweaters with no undershirt, it totally reaked... Those goddamn awkward years...

 

[Elephunk]

Just write the guy a letter and leave it on his desk when he isn't there so he won't know it's from you. Just tell him he smells like complete shit (in a nicer way of course) and that you and your other workmates would appreciate it if he would clean himself up.

 

[Babbabud]

I worked with a guy like that in the woods once. Crew shit in a sack and stuphed it under his car seat. Found the gut sack from a deer and rubbed it on his door handle so his hands smelled real good too. Figured if he smelled enough he would bathe. Good luck!!

 

[Classyathome]

Leave a bottle of "Beano", an anti gas remedy - and a copy of "Fight Club" on their desk.

And a note that says, "Your Choice".

 

[strain_searcher]

Just write the guy a letter and leave it on his desk when he isn't there so he won't know it's from you. Just tell him he smells like complete shit (in a nicer way of course) and that you and your other workmates would appreciate it if he would clean himself up.

We did and he quit. I felt so bad. Must have been bad luck to shower or do laundry