Smelly workmates.

[DogBoy]

Am currently forced to toke on my workmates noxious anal excretions. I'm pretty convinced theres some leakage but i fear checking.

Please, i'm running low on air freshner and ozone seems to be eaten by the excretion. Anyone in the area with any pest control or odour skills would be welcomed with a cuppa and a nice bowl.

Please, i can only hold my breath for so long, be quick, mankind depends on you.

 

[Guest]

punch him in the face in or complain to an authority. He has no right to make you breath in his noxious gases, get the cnut in a headlock and drag him to the toilet and lock him in it. or spike his food with laxatives one day so it all comes out at once and he has to go home in shame.

 

[Discombobul8]

I have a smelly work mate as well. I think he rolls around in fox poop at night just like dogs do. Either that or he just repels water and cannot shower properly. I have complained to my superior but unfortunately that would be him. There are no other authorities that i can comfortably complain to without risking my job. I feel caged. But the whole punching in the face idea might just work.

 

[DogBoy]

I thought about punching him but the noxious aroma of rectum means i cant get within 4 ft of him without gagging. Kinda gives away the sneak attack when your gacking up.

 

[Guest]

if only you had a taser 'bzz that'll teach ya smelly bastard!', while he's convulsing on the floor in his own excrement. that might be a bit drastic though. depends how powerful they are i guess.

 

[GOT_BUD?]

Go to your HR dept. (if you have one) and lodge a complaint.

You should have to smell no one's funk. That's an unhealthy work atmosphere.

 

[d4.]

Tell them they smell and you can't deal with it anymore. Can't get any better than being direct.

 

[Guest]

yes it is a form of physical abuse.

 

[oldpink]

light a match

light a match

or buy them a butt plug

 

[GOT_BUD?]

Tell them they smell and you can't deal with it anymore. Can't get any better than being direct.

If he's in the US, he could get into a lot of trouble for "being direct". Stupid, I know, but that's the society we live in.

That's why I suggested the HR route. If there is no HR dept. though, tell him directly. You most likely won't get into any trouble.

 

[nycdfan042]

ugh ima vomitt....you could just douse his whole work area with some kinda gasoline, and then when he farts just light the room whilst hiding in a closet and it will blow up your work place AND your co worker...two birds...ONE stone....(thank you)

 

[NOKUY]

stuff the seat of his chair full of carbon when he's not lookin'

 

[FallenBuddha]

get ahold of an army surplus gas mask, or other type of respirator device.

http://cgi.ebay.com/GAS-MASK-for-Ad...ryZ70985QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


peace -fb

 

[DogBoy]

I have settled on revenge as my best course of action and spent much of last night on a diet of Brussel Sprouts, beans, red meat etc etc......

Today, the worm will turn! Much like my stomach argh...........the hazyness engulfs me......

 

[PhenoMenal]

I'd excrete some pretty hardcore gaseous anal excretions myself so that they get the point. Only when they're able to realise how bad it is will they stop

 

[mallyone]

My girlfriend had to work with a dude who didn't really cherish the thought of proper hygiene, she complained and on the power of that and the fact that he wasn't very good at his job he ended up walking out in that perma cloud of stink, kinda like pigpen.

Where do you work? Proclaiming a fart jihad might not be your best solution .

 

[GOT_BUD?]

I'd excrete some pretty hardcore gaseous anal excretions myself so that they get the point. Only when they're able to realise how bad it is will they stop

two ingredients for the worst chemical warfare I know of - Onions (for volumes of gas) and Ginger Snaps (For that oh so pleasing aroma of rotting garbage)

 

[TNTBudSticker]

Am currently forced to toke on my workmates noxious anal excretions. I'm pretty convinced theres some leakage but i fear checking.

Please, i'm running low on air freshner and ozone seems to be eaten by the excretion. Anyone in the area with any pest control or odour skills would be welcomed with a cuppa and a nice bowl.

Please, i can only hold my breath for so long, be quick, mankind depends on you.

Get out of jail first

 

[Sheriff Bart]

tons of raw garlic too!

 

[strain_searcher]

I worked with a guy who wore sweaters that were drenched. He smelled like someone pissed on his armpits.