Slow Mo - The Rappin' Retard

[midwestganja]

(note: NO i wasnt out searching for retard songs and shit. lol.. I was looking at jokes, and there was a retard section, and it linked this.. dont ask how i found it)

So I found this guy who apparantly is a retard... He also makes rap music. I listened to a few preview songs, and im just wondering what the fuck. . basically. I mean do retards listen to this or is this a joke? Gave me a headache.. I hope you enjoy.

I guess he has a record out. I think its aweful.

Who would play this? I am thinking this a joke.

http://www.iamlost.com/features/slomo/

"Talented retards like Slo Mo aren't found everyday. We know talent when we hear it -- Slo Mo is fresh" - YPL Records Executive

WTF.

 

[Leaf it to me]

I listened to a few preview songs, and im just wondering what the fuck. . basically. I mean do retards listen to this or is this a joke?

Do you really think the metally retarded listens to that? That "music" is obviously a joke. You however I'm not sure about.

 

[madrecinco]

"retards" is a misnomer darlin' and developmentally challenged is the PC definition.


Respect even those who are not as lucky as us. There are many talented and artistic developmentally challenged people in the world. Here local is a artist and his art goes for thousands and his work is featured in our airport which is a major airport here.


Never typecast ANYBODY darlin'....there is some talent and creativity in all of us.

Many gifted developmentally challenged ppl.

 

[madrecinco]

Do you really think the metally retarded listens to that? That "music" is obviously a joke. You however I'm not sure about.

AMEN Brother Leaf!

 

[Strainbrain]

Two words:

Wesley Willis

(He's very real... or was. RIP, big man.)


-s

 

[whodair]

obama calls em special olympians

 

[barletta]

^^LOL^^

 

[dontstepongrass]

wesley willis was THE SHIT. RIP

 

[Stoner4Life]

Well I actually think this is the finest rap I've ever heard;
fresh, exciting, & as easy to comprehend as gangsta rap.......


K+ to midwestganja

 

[JohnnyATL]

i think its funny that the first thing you mention is how you werent googling about retarded people

 

[dongle69]

Got nuthin' on Shooby.
http://www.monkey.org/~pheezy/shooby/shooby15.mp3
http://www.shooby.com/mp3/index.html

 

[crunkjuice]

Two words:

Wesley Willis

(He's very real... or was. RIP, big man.)


-s

CHRONIC SCHIZOPHRENIAAAAAAAAAAA

(haha i was introduced to him in my psychology class when my teacher started to blast him over the speakers on his computer, unforgettable moment in my life)

 

[Mr. Burgundy]

I had a guy that worked for me that was playing his stuff back in 03, maybe 04...so wrong, yet so funny..

 

[Strainbrain]

Batman thought he was bad... he was a fucking asshole in the first place.

He got knocked to the floor.

I WHUPPED BATMAN'S AAASSSSSSS....


<3


-s

 

[BadTicket]

Who would play this? I am thinking this a joke.

Hehe, not only is it a joke, but a very old one at that.. From like 2002 or so. Can't believe the site is still up :smile:

 

[wordtree]

...

 

[BiG H3rB Tr3E]

wesley willis was THE SHIT. RIP

yeah,,, but you cant honestly compare wesley to whatever this is...
people made a huge controversy and gave jello biafra ALOT of shit
for producing and releasing wesley's work. obviously not the most
talented musician (rocking that casio) and the brief stint with his fiasco band
but at least wesley had something to say, even if it was just diluted
schizo non-sense..... SLOW MO: i dont know who in their right mind
could listen to this as a joke, or realistically. at least with willis it was both.

as wesley would say:

"hes a jerk, a bum, and an asshole...and im jus keeping it real like the heinz ketchup patrol"

 

[midwestganja]

willis was the shit, didnt he die or somethin.

 

[Strainbrain]

Yep, almost 6 years ago now.

Rock over London, rock over Chicago...


-s