sexbots?

[idiit]

Sex off: Owners of first humanoid robot sign agreement not to have sex with it

Posted on Sep 24 2015 -

Even after having paid nearly $2,000 US dollars for the robot, users may have to return Pepper to its makers should they get too personal with the emotional artificial being.
The clause reads that Pepper must not be used “for sexual activity and actions for the purpose of indecent acts, or acts for the purpose of meeting and dating and making acquaintance of the opposite sex.”
Incidentally the child-sized robot has already fallen victim to a hacker prank receiving a pair of virtual breasts on its touch screen. The female developer who reprogrammed the robot to shake its hips and moan when its “breasts” are touched and called it Peppai – a mix of the brand name and Japanese word for breasts “oopai” – said she has done it “for the purpose of testing sexual harassment”.

http://middleastpost.com/sex-off-ow...robot-sign-agreement-not-to-have-sex-with-it/

 

[HempKat]

Seems rather pointless to have such an agreement I mean look at it:

If it's child size and looks like this who could have sex with it and why would they want to? I mean maybe, and I mean maybe it could be programed to give a hand job but if a person had the necessary skillset to do so they would probably build their own sexbot that is more capable of sex then this one.

 

[idiit]

Incidentally the child-sized robot has already fallen victim to a hacker prank receiving a pair of virtual breasts on its touch screen. The female developer who reprogrammed the robot to shake its hips and moan when its “breasts” are touched and called it Peppai – a mix of the brand name and Japanese word for breasts “oopai” – said she has done it “for the purpose of testing sexual harassment

post is for fun but the virtual sex market is booming:

2 Robot-assisted teledildonics

These allow both men and women to experience virtual penetrative sex, remotely. As broadband speeds increase, telecom networks expand and basic circuitry improves, the gap between actual and simulated is narrowing.

One company developing such a device is FriXion – https://angel-co/frixion. According to UK-based psychologist and writer Dr Karen Moloney, members of the United States military have acquired similar technology, allowing them to have virtual sex with their home-based partners when overseas.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/davidni...e-of-virtual-sex-part-one-5-new-technologies/

 

[Big-Narstie]

I'm listening...

 

[stoned-trout]

is there any chance of being electrocuted????? yeehaw

 

[Lester Beans]

Where is the porthole(s)??

Oh I gotta tell my wife about this hahahhaa hey honey meet pepper, no never mind that hole and all those wires sticking out, nothing to see there!

@Stonedtrout, be quite the fireworks banging this thing in the shower lol

 

[waveguide]

the thing is, even though phil spector and all the covert masonic satanic cultural advocates and tavistock and all their hippy sixties counterculture bullshit promote and condone easy gratification,

you are fundamentally retarted

your dick was never meant to be the capital of the entire universe. other shit goes on. if you degrade and objectify the one thing you value to this extent, you're gonna lose it!

yup, have sex with inanimate objects, eventually, you are a destroyed gormless shitless husk of filth and decrepit lack of self determination.

you want sex? buy that car, buy all that other shit they tell you sex is good for so you'll buy their shit.

there's no fucking sex in it, they are using your ass. and they make sure you are really fucking into sex so you'll buy more shit. sex was never meant to be so inflated.

but don't worry, when you are out of hard ons, all the people you know will have the same shitless life you do and nobody will dare criticise or say anything to embarass you, because any asshole like me who criticises the whole fucked up paradigm will be liquified to shit long ago by all you assholes.


wow, a puddle of tapioca, that's fucking accomplishment. i'm so glad yo uthink that's the best thing in the world, because your horrid industrial lifestyle is gonig ot let you do that, and keep doing it.

fucking pathetic.

 

[Weird]

I was born with one but to the untrained eye it looks like a ordinary hand

 

[idiit]

I knew weird would show up on this thread.

 

[shithawk420]

Not saying i would do it but if someone buys it and its there property they should be allowed to do whatever they want with it.lol at having to return it if you have sex with it!why the fuck would they want it back AFTER having sex with it!?maybe its just a clever plan for sick fucks to buy and sell used sex toys!lol

 

[stoned-trout]

pepper should be African American with more booty and the white model named salt...just sayin ....yeehaw

 

[Weird]

you forgot curry, cinnamon, ginger and saffron girls

 

[angelgoob]

Let's fuck some robots!

 

[Eighths-n-Aces]

some of the vape rigs they make look like R2D2's dick and half of america seems to love sucking on those

a programmer worried about someone poking pepper doesn't seem all that strange

 

[Kozmo]

If you wanna fuck a robot I say fuck a robot. Hell, I caught my brother fucking the vaccume cleaner.

No respect

Kozmo

 

[Weird]

I want a tiny chrome-plated machine, that looks like a magical pig, with marital aids stuck all over it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvnO3On4_fo

 

[Weird]

This thread proves listening to Zappa help me contribute more to society than my schooling

 

[mr.brunch]

Sex with a robot?
Sounds like a recipe for gettin ya cock ripped off when it all goes wrong.
Even expensive computers crash sometimes

 

[Weird]

Sex with a robot?
Sounds like a recipe for gettin ya cock ripped off when it all goes wrong.
Even expensive computers crash sometimes

thats why its best to use OEM parts and build your own


Im gonna have a harem of junkyard steampunk sluts

 

[Weird]

what is your conceptual continuity