Self Destruc Safes

[Papa_Moña]

........

 

[TheGoodStuff]

Napalm.

 

[9Lives]

Thermite

 

[SomeGuy]

Build it from wood and keep a large jar of termites handy. If you are Canadian substitute beavers for termites.

 

[Eli Bloom]

THERMAL DETONATORS!!!

 

[norcal_sourD]

What were we talkin bout again??

 

[3dDream]

Antimatter.

 

[TheGoodStuff]

This is why I love IC.

 

[norcal_sourD]

Why do you love IC, Good stuff???

 

[Daemon]

If you are Canadian substitute beavers for termites.

Hahaha. I may get that tattooed on me somewhere!

 

[SomeGuy]

Hahaha. I may get that tattooed on me somewhere!

Funny, I was thinking about the Escape to Canada documentary with the closing song, "We Got the Beaver."
Isn't that like the national rodent or something?

 

[thedarklurker]

If the cops are gonna search your home then you won't have time to set off a self destructive safe anyway.

A floor safe under carpet is pretty stealthy.

 

[Daemon]

Does the usa have a national rodent?

 

[Verite]

Yep, but he leaves office in January.

 

[Papa_Moña]

bwahahahahha, awesome bush joke


i'm happy this thread foud some good use, althogh i deleted the post for paranoia of seeming likei have more to hide than i actually do.

 

[thedarklurker]

Build it from wood and keep a large jar of termites handy. If you are Canadian substitute beavers for termites.

I want a large jar of beavers...seriously I do, get on it geneticists.

 

[Papa_Moña]

btw, the problem with a thermite safe is that it isn't really a safe, it's a self destruct mechanism.

also, thermite is popular amongst contract killers for turning guns into slag, so having a safe with thermite would automatically raise even MORE questions that i'd rather nto be asked. it's enough withe the ones i'd probly get.

Ideally, a safe that had a very strong organics dissolving acid would be best.

 

[SomeGuy]

Yep, but he leaves office in January.

Only to be replaced by another rodent. Hopefully though, the next one will be less offensive.