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Rezdog's Sour Diesel smoke report..........carpe diesel: seize the deez!!!!

guineapig

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Hello IC community,

I stand before you on the day after i was hit by a tidal wave of Rezdog's Sour Diesel floral clusters. This was one of the best Cannabis smoking experiences i have ever had....

A perfectly dried nugget of fresh sour diesel (not cured very long) was ground up into tiny bits with a quality aluminum grinder. I inspected the pile which was set upon a white piece of paper. The crystals were quite large and the pile of shredded herb looked more like a pile of dry-sieved kief rather than chopped up buds! I inhaled through my nose so i could evaluate the perfumes rising from the pile. I have a very good sense of smell and I could detect odors of eucalyptus and a kind of lemon menthol. I was expecting a sharp, pungent, overwhelming petroleum smell but i was pleasantly suprised at the delicate complexity of this cannabis boquet.

The ground dried floral clusters were then packed into a large, ornate "Chubbler," a chillum which can be filled with water for a kind of waterpipe + chillum combination. No water was added so i could get a sense of how the pure herbal inhalation would affect my throat. As I consumed a monster hit, i felt a large expansion in my lungs as the pleasant taste of complex citrus flavors wrapped itself around my tongue and throat. I am not a regular smoker so i could not help but cough a series of deep, expectorating coughs which seemed to originate from deep within the diaphragm. I noticed that after my lungs immediately felt as if they could take in much more air than before. Definately a positive effect for those with lung problems who are seeking a strain with respiratory therapeutic characteristics.

A couple more hits from the chubbler and i quickly realized that i had bought the ticket so therefore i had to strap myself in and take the ride (Hunter S. Thompson Homage). I felt a surge of THC energy from within my mind and I could only think...."This strain is no joke!" The high was soaring and would not stop. The sensation was very "clean" and i remarked that this would be a good medicinal strain because it gives off such a resonating therapeutic energy. But at the same time, I could not ignore the quasi-psychedelic energy that was rising within the center of my being. Having had intensive bong-hit training and hallucinogenic experiences in my 20s, I immediately knew that the only thing to do would be to "go with it" and allow the THC to take me wherever it wanted to lead me.

My friend began talking about his friend who smokes joint after joint of this quality herb to the point where he thought he might throw up. Suddenly I realized that "oh no!! I might throw up!! This might be too intense!!" This feeling only lasted for a moment or two and when it was gone I found myself on a level of existence which I had never previously been exposed to. I felt energized and completely awake and active. I began to explore the house and seek out water for my parched throat. I remarked that it felt like i was "exploring a maze or a labyrinth of some kind." It seemed like i was living on a symbolic plane of existence where physical objects became doors and metaphors for another hidden world.

After i sat back down on the couch after the whole "exploring a maze" thing, the symbolic world subsided and i realized that i was incredibly high. Finally i had experienced the "clear cerebral effect" that all the sativa reports talk about. My body was numb and the pain in my lower back had completely disappeared. Others in the room laughed at me because i had so much energy and was obviously incredibly high. No big deal though. This was the second phase of the high where the medicinal effects kick in. I remarked that my body was numb and i felt no pain whatsoever and this strain would be very good for pain-management. I relaxed on the couch as no one had ever relaxed on a couch before. I shut my eyes for about 20 minutes and listened to the conversation in the room.

Slowly and gradually i began to engage in conversation. i enjoyed myself thoroughly. After about 100 minutes I realized that i was at a level where i was able to drive. So if you are an occasional smoker make sure you have a couple of hours to spare before you have to do anything. The drive home was very pleasant with no feelings of paranoia whatsoever. Sometimes i can get paranoid while driving but not at all in this case. I was smiling and directing classical music like a conductor and very calm and contemplative.

Once i got home the munchie phase kicked in. I ripped open the burrito i had purchased earlier and ate it with much pleasure and gusto. I turned on the tv and realized that i was still very very high. This sensation lasted for a couple of hours. All in all the whole experience lasted for around 6 hours and went through very distinct phases:

1) Exploring the Maze. Clear, energetic and a bit psychedelic.

2) Medicinal phase where pain subsides. Intense relaxation.

3) Pleasant euphoria. Positive vibes without a trace of Paranoia.

4) Munchie phase. Heightened Gustatory Sensations. Pleasant calm.

So there you have it.....I woke up the next day in a joyous mood and felt very good about the future and my present situation. I was thankful to be alive. I had no fiending for more, but I looked forward to having this experience again. I highly recommend this strain. What else is there to say?
Now I see why this strain is Strain of the Year 2005. If you are a beginner to Cannabis smoking, remember to hold on tight and rest assured that you are in good hands. Good for pain management and social activities. No paranoia. Good daytime weed if you want to explore nature or just enjoy life in general.

-kind regards from guineapig :wave:
 

gaiusmarius

me
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great job on that smoke report. i wonder how it would compare to basic diesel and sour diesel v3? that would be a wickid high to achieve with one phenotype at least lol.
 
G

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Great smoke report guineapig. Sounds like a very enjoyable stone. Got any pics? Can't wait to see more reports from ya. Peace and *bong* :friends:
 

guineapig

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I believe it is Sour Diesel v3......i know for a fact it was Rezdog's and i believe it was
v3 (is there a v2.5?)........

Honestly, I am still smiling and in a good mood!!!!

I forgot to add "great anti-depressant medicine" to the medicinal section of the report
but probably that fact shines through on its own......

:wave: :ying: :wave:
 
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G

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Awesome report GP ... I think I have aquired a pseudo high. Thanx :smoke:

Mo,
 
G

Guest

Wow GP thats probably the best smoke report I've had the pleasure of reading. And I didn't think I could want to try sour deisel anymore than I already wanted to! That sure changed quick!
 
G

Guest

Gunneapig, thanks for the most excellant Smoke report. I tottally enjoyed reading it your writting style lighthearted and fun. Not to mention dead on factually. I hope you get a chance to grow some for yourself. And I'm one of those that want to see many more smoke reports from you. Terrific job, Smokey.
 

Desiderata

Bodhisattva of the Earth
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Wow, gp, that's one of the best smoke reports I've ever read, I followed your every word. Of course I got high also (pseudo) because I can relate to the sour D bigtime. Great medicinal viewpoints! Very easy, soothing read. Thanks for sharing all that you do.
 

mrwags

********* Female Seeds
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Man all I gotta say is thank you GP. here was my x-mas present:





Now I can't wait to unwrap it. :woohoo:


Mr.Wags
 

sunnyside

Plant Manager
Veteran
Excellent report GP!!! One of the best I've ever read. :) I am soo happy that you found the buzz not only enjoyable, but medicinal as well. :)
Funny story GP...I came home and my GF asked me if I had been doing coke...LMAO. She knows I would never touch that stuff, but normally I tend to smoke the indicas..... Sour Diesel is my holy grail :)

You will enjoy the high masterwags...it is everything they say it is :)

 

sunnyside

Plant Manager
Veteran
guineapig said:
I began to explore the house and seek out water for my parched throat. I remarked that it felt like i was "exploring a maze or a labyrinth of some kind." It seemed like i was living on a symbolic plane of existence where physical objects became doors and metaphors for another hidden world.

LMAO...are guinea's good at mazes?

GP..man you've got me motivated to do a SD smoke report of my own...I am in the middle of doing an apollo mist write up as I type, but I almost want to put that on the back burner for a minute...Apollo is good, but who the f**k wants to smoke apollo mist when you have sour diesel in the jar?
 
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G

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Apollo is good, but who the f**k wants to smoke apollo mist when you have sour diesel in the jar?

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:bigeye:

GP- your report was very well thought out, honestly one of the most comprehensive i've read, and entertaining :)

i too, wonder how the FUCK you have the willpower to put that bowl down after just one toke/session...man, the ecsd is some addictive stuff, and can really lay you out if you overindulge...you've got some strong willpower, like a rock:biglaugh:

be well, thanks for the very good read, and hope you get to sample the fruit off the ECSD clone one day, to compare. i'd love to see that report against this one...some day:canabis:

take care
 

guineapig

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yes absolutely________LOL____LOL_____so true my homie.

my intuition says it will still be fun if i were again just happened to be seized by the deez!!!


seize the carrots of life while you have the chance!!!!!!


some carrots will help you soar!!!!!!

:ying: :ying: :ying: :ying: :ying:
 
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G

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yes, there is v2.5 to answer that question..

I agree 100% withyour report.. I ran v3 but setup is of course torn down and have moved since.. very clean buzz, very powerful, got hit by the mack truck after first exhale... only part I disagree about was the munchies.. I blew a 1/4 oz + a day with 2 of my buddies for several months.. and never got the munchies.. but then, diff strains affect people differently in minor ways, and unless I'm already hungry I almost never ever get the munchies anymore, in fact I have a reverse effect.. smoking "fills me up" so to speak..
 
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