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enter sandman
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LOL! Absolutely...after all we are not savages.
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You can fool some of the people all the time, and that's enough to make a good living.
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
All from W.C. Feilds
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
All from W.C. Feilds
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't have the decency to thank her." - W.C. Fields
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
George Carlin
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
George Carlin
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“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
― Dr. Seuss
“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen
“Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson
― Dr. Seuss
“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen
“Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson
Roadkill420
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"The lion is never afraid to walk alone" Lailah Gifty Akita
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enter sandman
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That is so true. When people die they suddenly become the best person to have ever walked the land. It's good etiquette I guess...to speak well of the dead. But I've been dragged to funerals in the past and the deceased were some of the vilest, toxic people I had ever known - but to the unaware, you got the idea that they were angels.
i've seen eulogies delivered by children of the deceased that savaged them like a pitbull ripping up a chihuahua. not "hah-hah" funny, but....definitely in the minority however.
enter sandman
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I tell you what would be hilarious is if everyone had to tell the truth at an eulogy...like in that movie with Jim Carrey where he absolutely cannot lie. Liar Liar is the movie. You must tell the cold truth & nothing but the truth.
Not concerning the children you mentioned though...but you get my drift.
Just imagine.
