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Ready to die by satellite?

twiztidbudsmoke

Active member
hell no dude that would suck to get rained on with satelite fuel, the us is so fucked up! there is so much space junk up there I heard there gonna have to go clean that shit up soon theres so much.
 

Kaos!

Member
Ask a Peruvian, They'll tell You about the few 1000's that got ill, and or dead, when the last satellite dropped on Them last year...

Kaos!
 

Echoes

Member
I can see it now: satellite accidentally lands directly on Iran. /sarcasm

But really, though. This does suck. I wonder where it will land.
 

Stoner4Life

Medicinal Advocate
ICMag Donor
Veteran
Echoes said:
But really, though. This does suck. I wonder where it will land.
It'd be too good to be true but there's a ranch near Crawford TX that has no intelligent life forms existing on it & of course timing is everything.......
 

Harry Gypsna

Dirty hippy Bastard
Veteran
aint that just typical...health risks and danger to ppls lives, and the mothafuking us goverment is conerned about fuking secrets...
theres a shocker
 
G

Guest

hmmm, a small bus falling on my head.......sounds fun

I guess there are worse ways to go out...

If it weighs 20,000 lbs, I really don't want to even begin to think of the spy technology/death rays they have on there
 

Echoes

Member
Hmm. This poses the question: could the U.S. be held liable (legal repercussions) for any damages to land/marine life? I'd assume it could (and should) but I guess it all depends who it falls on.
 
G

Guest

twiztidbudsmoke said:
hell no dude that would suck to get rained on with satelite fuel, the us is so fucked up! there is so much space junk up there I heard there gonna have to go clean that shit up soon theres so much.
space debris
http://www.space.com/spacewatch/space_junk.html

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blitz

Member
They should have a reality show set on the satellite, with the show length limited by the amount of time the satellite's in the air. There'd be an escape pod, maybe throw in some money, parachutes, cyanide capsules. Plus all the losers would be having sex because they were about to die anyway, and there'd be the drama element of the contestants making last confessions in the confessional booth, saying bye to their friends and relatives.... That'd be great entertainment, and what a climactic ending! The satellite, containing all of the contestants but the 2 winners, burning apart in the atmosphere (with a black box to preserve the footage) and crashing into the earth/ocean. There'd even be a party somewhere with a good view of the crash site, with sponsors, caviar, champagne, speeches!
 

twiztidbudsmoke

Active member
damn thats a good read journies I had no clue there was 4 million pounds of junk in the sky ready to rain down on us all at any given time
 
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