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BonsaiBud
Member
You will just have to make up a cover story about your "job". Don't tell her man. Even, if she just loves to get stoned all the time...don't do it. Remember, you have a "dealer". Your "dealer" gets good stuff. You get friend prices. 99.9% of pot smokers have dealers. Start making up an imaginary dealer in your mind. I don't know what else you do, so I don't have any advice on a cover job.
Ajunta Pall
Member
Blind my brother, the only way out of this to save face since you keep beating around the Bush is to tell her that you have just lost your job and are ashamed of that fact. It wouldn't hurt to tell her that you do some temp work or something, that way you can explain why you got cash. Don't develop diarreha of the mouth, and spill all your secrets. Check out a thread in here by two joints, he made some poor decisions, one of which was telling a girlfriend who later narced him out.
Good luck, bro. I hope you can get this chick. And what the fuck are you waiting for? Ask her out already!
Good luck, bro. I hope you can get this chick. And what the fuck are you waiting for? Ask her out already!
Mr.Botanical
Member
Never break the golden rule.....you know which one I'm talking about. NEVER.
This is because:
1)Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Translation=A pissed off woman will kick you in the balls so fucking hard your future children will be guarenteed to have an IQ of 3.4.
And how will a pissed off woman fuck you the hardest possible? Simple.....By getting you, and the legal system in close contact.....if you know what I mean.
So lie lie lie lie lie....Tell her you're the next 007 if you want....
But keep the golden rule intact and a year from now we won't read your thread, "I loved her, pissed her off, and now I'm going to jail"
This is because:
1)Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Translation=A pissed off woman will kick you in the balls so fucking hard your future children will be guarenteed to have an IQ of 3.4.
And how will a pissed off woman fuck you the hardest possible? Simple.....By getting you, and the legal system in close contact.....if you know what I mean.
So lie lie lie lie lie....Tell her you're the next 007 if you want....
But keep the golden rule intact and a year from now we won't read your thread, "I loved her, pissed her off, and now I'm going to jail"
I believe in honesty but I would just say that you do odd jobs for pay, cash business and you don't want the tax man to find out. Make sure you can hide your cash well though.
Unless she lives with you and is assuming some of the risk would be the only reason for her to know anything. For the record my grandma is the only woman that can keep a secret because shes been dead 15 years and for ten of those she still couldnt keep a secret.
Maybe this will help.
In PRISON they will ASS RAPE YOU. others will just beat your ass, and still others like a blow job in the morning and will be looking to you to provide it.
I would tell her I'm a billing coder for an insurance company or hospital and work mostly at home on my PC.
In PRISON they will ASS RAPE YOU. others will just beat your ass, and still others like a blow job in the morning and will be looking to you to provide it.
I would tell her I'm a billing coder for an insurance company or hospital and work mostly at home on my PC.
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FrankRizzo
Listen to me jerky
Sounds like you want to impress her to get in her pants. If I am wrong I apologize. You may be infatuated with her, but do you know if she feels the same way about you?
While she may be the one for you and you may get married and you may grow old together chances are slim. More than likely you will hang out together for a while and if you choose to tell her chances are she will tell at least a few of her friends. God only knows who those people are and who they may tell. Cat's out of the bag at this point and you have no control over who will find out.
Maybe nothing will happen. Or maybe one of her friends brothers is a cop looking for another notch on his belt and comes knocking on your door with some of his work buddies. Now you are in jail getting pounded out by bubba. All cause you wanted to impress some girl. This could happen easily and you haven't even pissed her off. Everyone else has covered that well so I won't get into it.
Have fun with bubba for the next few years....
As far as the job thing goes tell her you invested in some website back in the day that sold for $$$ Make anything up. Personally I like Mr. Botanical's 007 idea.
While she may be the one for you and you may get married and you may grow old together chances are slim. More than likely you will hang out together for a while and if you choose to tell her chances are she will tell at least a few of her friends. God only knows who those people are and who they may tell. Cat's out of the bag at this point and you have no control over who will find out.
Maybe nothing will happen. Or maybe one of her friends brothers is a cop looking for another notch on his belt and comes knocking on your door with some of his work buddies. Now you are in jail getting pounded out by bubba. All cause you wanted to impress some girl. This could happen easily and you haven't even pissed her off. Everyone else has covered that well so I won't get into it.
Have fun with bubba for the next few years....
As far as the job thing goes tell her you invested in some website back in the day that sold for $$$ Make anything up. Personally I like Mr. Botanical's 007 idea.
G
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It seems you don't know her well enough to tell her a secret as important as this one. If you have a card things are better but not by much.
Well yes, and Im not even growin it. Last girl I had left in part because Im smokin it, thats over prejudice. I know of too many who got their grows busted over an angry x bf or gf, even medical users! Considering the persecutions we suffer, you have to take care. Especially if your growing man! It is a good thing listening to sound advice, just keep your secrets to yourself. Great thread btw! I was just wrestling in my own mind on how to best go about these things.
