Popular Sayins & Quotes

[masterlow37]

You know the ones people use for their signatures online from presidents, writers, musicians etc...

Ive been writing some down for the last couple of years, but still only have about 20, does anyone know of a book or a website that has these popular sayins condensed together ?




Thanx

 

[genkisan]

Here ya go:

http://www.brainyquote.com/

 

[Boxy Brown]

http://www.brainyquote.com/

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page



some of my favorites

Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?

Friedrich Nietzsche

A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.

Friedrich Nietzsche

There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He.

Friedrich Nietzsche

 

[smellthefunk420]

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."

- Stephen King

 

[TwoOhSix!]

"All warfare is based on deception" -Art of War

 

[smoke1sun]

"He who sleeps on the floor cannot fall out of the bed" -Martin larwence

 

[masterlow37]

hell folks, we might as well add our favorites here in this thread...

 

[George Hayduke]

"The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid ever, because – this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus, murdered; Martin Luther King, murdered; Malcolm X, murdered; Gandhi, murdered; John Lennon, murdered; Reagan … wounded. But it doesn't matter, because – it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace." -- Bill Hicks

 

[Gumbala]

Habits if not resisted soon become necessities - confucius

 

[Siddartha]

whoa, good quotes, george and gumbala

"Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.
Even as the stone of the fruit must break, that its heart may stand in the sun, so must you know pain. . . . Much of your pain is self-chosen.
It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self.
Therefore trust the physician, and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility. . . . "

Kahlil Gibran

Another one of my faves is
“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.”

Marianne Williamson

Not trying to offend anyone that is religious or otherwise.

 

[cocktail frank]

one of the more clever rap artists imo once said
"the boy got more sixes than first grade"
classic jay-z.

 

[smellthefunk420]

I don't got any Discretion
-myself

 

[zeloszero]

this has become, "say a quote" thread... ok then..

"Power corrupts, Absolute power corrupts absolutely" -forgot who said this

 

[Clarence]

Nothing is certain but death and taxes

'In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.', Benjamin Franklin (1706-90) in a letter to Jean-Baptiste Leroy, 1789

 

[Guest]

Genkisan, thanks for that link. I found one I like there.."The trick is growing up without growing old" by Casey Stengel. Another comes from Mrs OF, a bunch of years ago..."You want to put that WHERE?? Oh shit, go ahead..I guess something that small won't hurt".

 

[Pops]

Shortly after Lorena did her dirty deed and flung My. Bobbits tool in the air, a trucker was heard to exclaim to his buddy..."Damn, did you see the size of the dick on that bug that hit the windshield?"

 

[TNTBudSticker]

"I respect womens boobies..but not the woman as a whole".

 

[Chiefsmokingbud]

"Winners make the rules, losers live by them"

 

[Joe Hawkins]

People in glass houses shouldnt throw stones at empty vessels

- me



A witty saying proves nothing

-Voltaire

 

[terran2]

Life is a Banquet ....but most poor son of a btches are starving to death

~ Auntie Mame from "Mame"