please help me, my plants are crap!

[Guest]

i'm at a total loss. i've been growing for over 10 years now and no matter what i do, my plants fail me. my thumb is very brown, just like my nose.

for instance, look closely to some of these plants, the pineapple C99 in particular. this plant was in 3 gallons of soil and only yielded me 7 ounces dried in the end. i can't for the life of my firgure out what the hell went wrong.



upon closer inspection... i see all this sparkly white and orange crap on this plant. what the hell is it? this bud is just not healthy.





here is another C99 that i had in a 2 gallon garbage bucket. you know what they say, garbage in, garbage out. this one only gave me just under 4 ounces from the 2 gallons of soil. once again, i scratch my head and wonder what the hell i've been doing wrong.



here is a comparison shot from my first SOG attempt. i thought for sure i would get more bud coming from such a small clone going into flower. i only got an ounce from a gallon of soil. for shame, for shame.


i am really shamefull as to how this Flo turned out. surely my leaves should have been completely green at harvest. the yield really sucked on that one too.


it was brought to my attention that i can't grow for shit... how right these people are. i feel so stupid for posting these pics as my skills just suck so bad... so i beg you kind people... please help me.


i'm so

 

[Babbabud]

Man from one negative thread to another. Put out positive vibes on this site and you get them back 10 fold. The opposite exist for you alone.

 

[DrKatz420]

Wow! Those plants are amazing! To think that you've only been growing for 10 years. I can only think of about fifty newbie bagseed grows here that look just as good as yours. Since i've been growing for 2 years, you must be five times as good as me huh? You also seem to be more proud of your yields than anything else. Got some chronic and big bud beans ready to pop soon? Guess i'll stick with caring about quality over quantity.

 

[Guest]

look... go jump on the other guys. questioning someone's breeding practices or lack there of is not a negative thing. had i chosen to sell my seeds for profit i would expect and demand the same questions be put to me.

the whole point of this thread is to make lite of the bullshit. people like to talk shit about other people based on plants in galleries... it is silly.

how is this thread negative. i'm making lite of negative comment towards me. FWIW, the insults were slung from both sides in that thread. IMO, it takes a bigger man to let shit go. i certainly have... but if JJS wants to push buttons by all means. unlike him and others... i threaten nobody... never have, never will.

in retrospect i should have just stayed out of that thread as i know full well that people here become pariahs when questioning any of the breeders.

i wish the heads all the best in their business and will have no further exchange with them unless they want to come into this thread or any of my others elsewhere.

it was a disagreement nothing more and i bowed out. so there is my olive branch so to speak. if i can wish good will on them, you and everybody else here why can't you/they do the same?

i'm here for info, not to start trouble. i'm sorry if any of us got off on the wrong foot. my word is that i'll leave the money makers to themselves and never again comment on any commercial breeder's methods here ever again. sure isn't worth it.

 

[Babbabud]

All im sayin is you could have started this thread with a positive vibe instead if you had truly "let it go". The tone of the thread tells the story .
Sorry

 

[Guest]

Wow! Those plants are amazing! To think that you've only been growing for 10 years. I can only think of about fifty newbie bagseed grows here that look just as good as yours. Since i've been growing for 2 years, you must be five times as good as me huh? You also seem to be more proud of your yields than anything else. Got some chronic and big bud beans ready to pop soon? Guess i'll stick with caring about quality over quantity.

you see, this is what i'm talking about... all of you guys and your BS about positivity and peace. of course you plants look great. bravo. that is my point. my very first grow came out just as good as any other. this stuff is child's play.

i'm no better a grower than anybody else... my point to this thread was to address the dumb cheap shots about the measly 2 plants that i had in my gallery at the time.

if anybody can get huge yields out of Blue Heaven be my guest... there isn't a damn thing wrong with this plant.









so are you willing to take the olive branch and forget the BS? i am.

 

[Guest]

All im sayin is you could have started this thread with a positive vibe instead if you had truly "let it go". The tone of the thread tells the story .
Sorry

if you guys can't take the joke, oh well. the whole tone of this thread is meant to be silly.

will by gones be by gones?

 

[Guest]

DrKatz420, You must tell me, please, what is that strain's name?!!?

-kid

 

[70s_PotHead]

Its only a plant, a plant we all love, can't we all just smoke a bowl in peace and get along, no need for all the hate, share the love.

kheph your plants look awesome, dank dank for sure

70s

 

[Don Juan]

I agree, kheph, excellent work! I found it to be very inspirational, despite the misleading subject line.

By the way: You don't need to ask anyone to accept an olive branch. Just keep up the good work, and you'll have plently of fans in no time. You've made one with me today.

 

[truecannabliss]

Seems this can turn into a possitive thread, nice growing......so what are your favourites in the garden?

 

[imnotcrazy]

kheph, no negativity to be spread. Not everyone that sees this thread has seen the other. Therefore you come across as being rather arrogant here.......Nice grows BTW

 

[Moppel]

i dont get it.....

 

[DrKatz420]

All right, we've all smoked a bowl and calmed down. Plenty of room here for everyone who loves this plant, like we all do. No hard feelings.

DrKatz420, You must tell me, please, what is that strain's name?!!?

-kid

Those pics are all different strains:
pic 1: sour diesel ibl
pic 2: sour bubble bx3
pic 3: cherry bomb II, red/purple pheno
pic 4: cherry bomb II, golfball pheno
pic 5: chem dog kush bagseed

 

[Guest]

thanks for the kind words.

Therefore you come across as being rather arrogant here

trust me when i say arrogance is the last thing that i am. asshole at times? sure. stuborn? yep. passionate about the plant? always.

Seems this can turn into a possitive thread, nice growing......so what are your favourites in the garden?

i hoping it will stay positive... even though i did start it with my panties in a bunch. i'm not above even poking fun at myself... i'm just a geek about this stuff after all.

well, my absolute favorite is that scraggly Blue Heaven. IMO, it doens't get any better than that... unless of course you can turn her into a beefy yielder.

honorable mentions... Schnazzleberry, Deep Chunk and Bubba Kush. i have 10 new varieties to sample this next round... which won't be soon enough as i'm all out... which could be another catalyst for my crankiness.

i dont get it.....

don't worry about it. it was just stupid, a lot of it on my part.

No hard feelings.

none at all.

lets just forget the BS. i am.

 

[istayapi]

i got it, thought it was funny

 

[Grat3fulh3ad]

No hard feelings here.
Passion about the plant, I can applaud, Something we share.
I'm always open for a civil discussion of breeding practices. I have nothing to hide or be ashamed of.
Peace and Love

 

[beancounter]

trust me when i say arrogance is the last thing that i am. asshole at times? sure. stuborn? yep. passionate about the plant? always.

That's the kheph I know and love, and hope he never changes..


I've read both threads, and there was nothing wrong with the questions keph put to H3ad, they were as legitimate as they come..


It's sad to see other people who are not involved in the back and forth come in and jump all over the person doing the asking, calling him a troll or shit disturber.. that couldn't be further from the truth in kheph's case..


Great plants btw kheph, hell, I even have a few of your pics in MY gallery (c99)..


If I was ever to get into breeding 'professionaly' I'm glad to have a great friend like kheph to keep asking me the hard questions..

peace all, and I hope everyone had a happy xmas!

One of my strange xmas presents was to find out my sista has 10 lights Altho I still have none :wink:

 

[Guest]

Man I feel horrible for you, only 7 oz off of that plant, you must be crushed I peronally though the post was funny, but thats just me, I try not to take this shit TOO seriously. Mna do I love that blue heaven pic too, she looks great. One of these days...

Take care and stay safe

guerilla

 

[Pedro_De_Pacas]

yall are missing the sarcasm....I think thats how you spell it.....lol....

Yea those plants turned out terrible..They really dont look that good..
Better luck next time...PEACE