Piss Test Time...

[BlayzieDave]

Well i have been without a job.. for a month now. and i was livin off of the money i earnd... doin "odd jobs"... but umm. now it's time to get a real job again and Debatin on how much i smoke recently feels like i wont be able to pass 1 for a year even if i stop now... lol. but umm how long is it really i heard it's a SOLID month before your good to go but with umm What if i drink a bunch of water or umm Whatever What do u guyz USE to pass them.

 

[d4.]

I've heard of people failing drug tests even up to 3 + months after they have stopped. A month is general terms and is rather debatable on how well your body can get rid of those toxins.

I'd recommend any detox pills you can find, they work wonders! You can buy a home drug test to test yourself if you want.

 

[Blackvelvet]

A month is about right to wait before taking the test. You should increase your metabolism before this. Be sure to eat at least a small breakfast in addition to lunch and supper. Get some excercise. Drink plenty of liquids/water. Good luck.

 

[D Rock]

dude check out this thread I started and it will tell you about the detox stuff.

http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=67111

Those detox drinks and stuff are a waste of money! Get Quick Fix.

Now a detox drink will work if you are taking a instant read test, But if your Piss is being sent off to a lab to be tested then it will come back a dilute, I can speak from experience.

 

[Guest]

It SHOULD not take a month to clear you out most people are clean in 3-10 day where most are 5-7 days. There are people who are clean in a few days and some who go months. But if you buya at home test kit the instructions say about 10 days detection time for THC. People have done experiments with home tests and starting clean, smoking 2 grams of high quality bud and being clean in 48 hours.

Buy a 5 pack of tests for $15 and see for yourself.

Or just buy some fake pee and a warmer and smoke a bowl.

 

[jasondanzig]

the time limit for the detox is different from person to person. the main factor is weight. the chemical that makes you test positive stores on your fat cells. when i had to stop smoking, i tested positive for 2 months. im also 6-6 and 280 pounds. your diet has alot to do with it as well, if you eat unhealthy, things with alot of saturated fats, it can store longer, on the other end, alot of water and antioxidents and fiber in your diet, it wont store as long.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

the time limit for the detox is different from person to person. the main factor is weight. the chemical that makes you test positive stores on your fat cells. when i had to stop smoking, i tested positive for 2 months. im also 6-6 and 280 pounds. your diet has alot to do with it as well, if you eat unhealthy, things with alot of saturated fats, it can store longer, on the other end, alot of water and antioxidents and fiber in your diet, it wont store as long.

...based on that ...I'm looking at 3 months..plus.

 

[HippyJohnny]

check out the NORML website. There is a section on the test with all the details you need to Know.

Good Luck



... after you pass

 

[Piffington]

Quick Fix bro. It works like a charm. No worries and you can keep on smoking.

 

[BlayzieDave]

cool.

cool.

well im 5'11 maybe 6 even and i weight 140 preety skinny umm also my metablizm REAL fast... i only eat once a day..

 

[fatboycantpost]

i've not been applying for better paying jobs in my field (doing the exact same things) because the highest paying ones are with organizations that require an initial "golden flow" as we used to call it in the air farce.

i am a fatboy and smoke about an oz and a half of nature's finest every two weeks. i figure it would take me 3 months just to have a chance of passing. then having to wait around for a job i can get. fatboy ain't stopping toking for who knows how many months unless god or the law makes me.

we just lost the best boss i ever had and i believe the new one they are hiring is a fire breathing bitch who applied twice at my work and i and the old boss interviewed her and rejected her. OH OH! lol.

i ordered 2 bottles of quick fix and a heating pad. i'm ready to move on and i'm getting closer to retirement so the more i make the better off i can live in sunny mexico! with half their population coming north, i've been reading that there are some screaming old gringo places down there.

 

[BlayzieDave]

lol ya man... idk what imma do I heard if u drink a bunch of water idk how many hours before u go in for it and then i heard if u take a couple multivitamins then it will make your piss color too ?

 

[fatboycantpost]

i pulled the trigger and applied for 2 available positions where i never would have applied before. i also truthfully filled out the have you been busted area. no biggie. i was busted at 16 and at 17 for small amounts of reefer and twice in the military (within 30 days) when i was 22. they never caught me with pot but i was with friends who had some.

i was (am?) a canadian. when i went for my citizenship, i checked no for have you been busted. this nasty woman proceeded to grill me about those busts. i apologized profusly and said i didn't realize a teen bust or military bust counted. lol. i am now a proud american because she basically said ****ing up as a young person is no biggie. lying is.

now i have to practice. i've been gathering info on where to stash the bottles. very creative us stoners.

 

[D Rock]

lol ya man... idk what imma do I heard if u drink a bunch of water idk how many hours before u go in for it and then i heard if u take a couple multivitamins then it will make your piss color too ?

Yeas this is true, but if they send your urine to a lab to be tested instead of doing a instant test there in the lab the results will come back as too diluted. It happened to me twice. Use the quick fix its the best thing for us smokers who need to take Drug tests.

 

[waydee]

Buy a few piss tests and give it a couple of weeks and check. Some people can piss clean super fast, some seem to take forever (worked with a guy who took 3 months to piss clean!).

If you're obviously not going to be able to put it off and weed is still showing up in your piss then there are other ways like synthetic urine, prosphetic cocks etc. to guarantee a pass. As far as im aware theres no real guarnanteed quick detox drink etc.

Oh yeah, and every time i've been tested its just by a "nurse" with the same sort of instant test kit as i can buy myself so they're easily fooled by drinking a whole lot of water and taking vitamin b12 so the sample doesnt look diluted (keeps your piss nice and yellow).

 

[diggity]

good luck

 

[AlaskaGrows]

i have taken many many UA's over the years numbering over 50, i tried the detox "give me 50 bucks" products and i never found one to work. drinking lots of water as soon as possible (weeks before test), exercising (running, swimming), and eating alot is your best bet. judging by your weight u have a fast metabolism. if u run u can be clean in a week!

p.s. vitamin b makes your piss yellow just make sure to not drink more then a gallon of water on the day of your test! they will say gravity in balance or something!!! and they test for high levels of niacin! FYI

AG

 

[BlayzieDave]

well it looks like imma have to sell to get some detox hahaha =] nothin i haven't done before.

 

[BlayzieDave]

i decided to drink a bunch of water and hope for the best and cut the habit for 2 weeks

 

[Jack Crevalle]

If you stop smoking, drink shakes or detox and drink water. YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME IF YOU SMOKE ALOT.

You won't pass, why suffer? It's happened to me and every heavy smoker I know.

You need fake piss. PERIOD. Some guys gave you names of a popular one, and I know it's the only sure way. If you don't want to listen, tough luck, go back to growing.