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piss test.... HELP!

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Guest

so i got popped for possession of marijuana and shrooms and the court ordered me to attend drug and alcohol counseling.

last time i smoked was friday, before that smoked regularly--twice a day maybe. tonight the counselor asked me to piss in a cup for her. i told her i couldn't go and now i have to go back tomorrow morning to pee for her so i called my friend tonight to get some piss from him.

QUESTION:
if i give in his piss this time and next time they ask me i give in my piss or synthetic piss, would the lab know the difference?
 
tbc OG

tbc OG

Member
Ok, to answer your question, no the lab isnt going to know the difference. I mean they couuulllld tell, but that would be expensive, and all they care about is whether or not there are drugs in the urine or not. They arent testing whether it came from the same person each time or whether or not it is synthetic (I dont think they can tell).
Problem is, they are going to watch you so slipping his piss in is going to be very hard.

Since you smoked pretty recently and regurarly, your best bet right now is going to be DILUTION to buy you time. This means basically drink as much fucking water as you possibly can before going to the test and pop a couple vitamin b's. The water will dilute your piss to the point that it is not testable and the vitamin b will give it color so it doesn't look diluted.

Here, worst case scenario would be that it wasn't diluted enough and you still test positive. Best case is that it would pass like normal, but whats likeley is that you will piss, and a couple days later they will ask for another because the first one was too diluted. This will at least buy you a couple days to flush your system.

WARNING: DO NOT START FLUSHING YOUR SYSTEM NOW. Yeah there are a lot of things out there that will help flush your system - I don't remember them right off the top of my head, but if you start flushing now, you are going to be flushing your thc tainted urine right into the cup tomorrow. To properly flush your system you need at least a couple days of hardcore flushing.

Excercise is a good way to flush, but again, you should have a week or so for this to be effective...not the night before.

LASTLY...did you just get busted? If so, they are going to expect some thc in your system.... whats important to them is that the thc levels start to drop and then finally dissapear, especially if this is just your first test. Remember, thc can stay in your system for months, so it would be ok for you to have been busted a month ago and still have thc in your system... Its just important that levels start to drop...
 
G

Guest

thanks a lot for responding

yesterday when i pretended to try to take a piss in the bathroom they didn't watch, so it should be gravy today.

i was thinking about the dilution method you guys are talking about but i was worried cause i just stopped smoking after smoking on the regular, am a little heavy--6'1'' 200lbs of fat not muscle--and i'm excersising on the regular now, so i'm sure the toxin levels would be pretty high.

and me being stupid i told them last time i smoked was like 5 months ago after i got busted, if i go back on my story now in their eyes they will see an addict.

what would suck about the dilution method is i go to counseling every monday, tuesday and thursday and they'll ask me to piss for them randomly so i would have to kill myself drinking water and taking aspirin 3 days a week... i guess not that bad but i think i'm gonna order some synthetic piss.

thanks again for the responses
--nokuy, i'll have to check out that thread later i gotta go give them my buddy's piss now! wish me luck!

PEACE!
 
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G

Guest

my buddy pissed in a water bottle... i put it in the microwave for 25 seconds then taped it under my armpit so hopefully the temp is good

i think i'm gonna see if i can get my hands on quick fix 4.0 next time.
 
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wolverine-419

Member
as long as they dont watch ive had great luck with urinluck its worked 5 times in the past 2 yrs for me no probems!! at 40 bucks a pop its forth every penny
 
G

Guest

There are mixed stories on the detox stuff, but I've never heard anyone say that they've failed a test using synthetic urine.
 
G

Guest

as long as your just using weed I wouldn't worry about the lab testing the specimen's integrity.

however, if your using those nasty chemicles then some of them get flagged for review by a toxicologist.

how stupid, you need to seek "counseling" for mj.. IMO tylenol is a more deadly drug, why is there no counseling for tylonol junkies? bah.


good luck man.
 
m.steelers

m.steelers

Enlightened
Veteran
dude you're really risking it taking someone else's urine in there IMO... especially with that microwave trick. you should be taking this more seriously. The water dilution trick is the best way to beat the test.... like JJ said. yeah it's miserable but better than carrying around a bottle of piss.... th chances are they will watch you (if it is a probation officer bank on it). At least if you are going to carry piss around, warm it correctly. use a smaller bottle and get those camping handwarmers that come in little packets.... get one of those going and put it in your pocket with the little bottle of piss. or just stop smoking all together... let them win the battle but you win the war.... you dont want to get caught up in the vicious circle that is the System. you fail once, they put you on color code and you have to call in everyday to find out if you have to piss or not, fail that it becomes even more strict or even worse your ass goes back to court. then you end up in some halfway house drug addict's counseling center.... fuck up there and you go to jail. dont mean to be gloomy but that is just how it can go. just think about it and be safe. take care. m
 
G

Guest

heirloom, agree 100%

m.steelers, i am taking this seriously i was just concerned about using the water dilution method for reasons that i explained above and i did stop smoking, but it's only been a week and know it will still be in my system. your warning about the vicious circle is taken seriously and i appreciate your response.
 
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Sativa_Fan

Member
If it is government funded, chances are the drug testing is going to be a little more strict and there's a high possibility that someone will be watching you. However, I have done like so many others have and passed drug tests many many times by just taking a multi-vitamin and drinking lots of water. When I received my new position at the job, I wasn't aware that they drug tested you again and actually sent it off for lab testing. Freaked me out as I had smoked that day and the test was tomorrow. But, miraculously I followed my tried and true method and still passed that test with flying colors. Actually I believe I remember reading that the specific gravity was too low or too high or whatever, but that was just me reading my own test results, they said nothing about it.
 
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Guest

sativa fan, what i understand from doing research on this site and others is:

1. make sure to eat red meat for a few days prior to the test to keep creatine levels in the urine normal despite it being diluted
2. drink tons of water starting a few hours before the test, throwing in some cranberry juice would be good as well to encourage more urination before the test.
3. take a multivitamin and b complex vitamin to keep the piss yellow
4. take a few aspirin to help block the toxin

what is your tried and true method?
 
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Sativa_Fan

Member
It's not mine, it's just the one that I use. It's the same dilution method that most others talk about. Basically the same one that you just mentioned :)
 
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