STANDARD SMOKE REPORT V1.0 (from Treating Yourself Magazine)
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IDENTIFICATION
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Date: 28th of May 2009
Strain: Pineapple Haze
Judge: Lordbudly
Breeder: Styles P
Grower: A GIGANTIC NOOB WHO KILLED IT EARLY (not me)
Nutes used: Miracle Grow Bloom Booster
Plants grown in Miracle Grow General Soil in 32oz Taco John Cups(LOL)
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PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
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1. Visual Appeal:8
2. Visible Trichomes: 8
3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome heads under magnification or list the percentages of each color for a more precise report.
Clear [98] Cloudy [2] Amber [] Dark [ ]
4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.
Brown [] Green [5] Gold [ ] Blue [ ] Grey [ ] White [8 ] Red [ ] Rust [6] Orange [ ] Purple [] Black [ ]
Beautiful lime green,frosty with light orange hairs.
5. Bud density: [4] Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense. For samples that are not in their natural state leave this field blank.
Early but still had a nice denseness.
6. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly broken bud where a one indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates a pronounced presence. Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.
Ammonia [ ] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ ] Peach [ ] Berry [ ] Floral [ ] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ] Blueberry [ ] Fruit [] Meat [ ] Petroleum [ 4] Bubblegum [] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [ 6] Cedar [ ] Grapefruit [ ] Menthol [2 ]
Pineapple [ 3] Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ] Chocolate [ ] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [] Citrus [ ] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [ ] Spice [ ] Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry [ ] Coffee [] Lemon [9 ] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]
It was a lemony,mentholy,fruity tropical fuely dankness.
7. Aroma [10] Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled bud for best results.
8. Seed content [0] Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.
9. Weeks cured [0] If known enter the number of weeks your sample has been cured. If desired repeat SSR after an additional two weeks of curing.
PHYSICAL EXAMINATION COMMENTS:
Sativa-ish with an indica structure long pointy calyxed bud with a very nice amount of visible trichomes. Colours range from a nice lime green to frosty whiteness . It has a high calyx to hair ratio, calyx's are bigger then hairs so it doesn't look super hairy. Medium density buds, not really airy but some were definitely slightly airy, but I blame this on bad enviroment and early harvest.
Smell: Smells like straight up pinesole with nice pineapple backgrounds.
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THE SMOKE TEST
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Address these questions while smoking.
1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information below that will identify the instrument as follows:
Water pipe (enter bong, hooka, bubbler etc) [ ]
Vaporizer (enter the brand name) []
Pipe (size-type, ie medium-glass) [ 4 inch long bowl ]
Joint (enter brand of papers) [ ]
Other (specify):
2. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one indicates a subtle presence and a nine indicates a very pronounced presence. Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.
Ammonia [ ] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ ] Peach [ ] Berry [ ] Floral [ ]
Mango [ ] Pepper [ ] Blueberry [ ] Fruit [] Meat [ ] Petroleum [1 ] Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [7 ] Cedar [ ] Grapefruit [ ] Menthol [4 ] Pineapple [3] Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ] Chocolate [ ] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [] Citrus [ ] Iron/Rust []
Musk [ ] Spice [ ] Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry [ ] Coffee [ ] Lemon [9 ] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]
It was a lemony,fruity,tropical fuely dankness taste.
If appropriate return to this question after 5-10 minutes and mark
with X any unmarked descriptors for lingering aftertaste.
3. Taste [10] Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.
I loved the taste, it was a very tasty coating of fresh pineapple lemon piney goodness!!
4. State of dryness [5] Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.
5. Smoke ability [10] Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.
6. Smoke expansion [3] Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.
SMOKE TEST COMMENTS:
Taste: Lemony piney with a tropical fruit background, pineapple dominant.
Effect: It even early is the perfect all around weed, it was very heady, but it evolves with the situation, I went walking around and shopping, pretty trippy sativa experience, came home, watched tv and it evolved from a sativa into a perfect hybrid seeming high perfect for engulfing yourself into a movie/show, I then laid down for bed and boom narcotic boy did it kick in,later i will update the thread or post a link to a fully taken care of sample and a cured one too.
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FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS
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Address final questions immediately after effects have worn off.
1. Dosage [1 bowl approx .8g] Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.
2. Effect onset [6] Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.
3. Sativa influence [8] Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.
Starts out very sativa and can/will stay that way.
4. Indica influence [4] Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing effect that affects the body.
Not as much indica, unless you want it to be.
5. Potency [7] Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.
6. Duration [2] Indicate the number of hours the effects lasted.
I'm sure it would of lasted longer but at this point it was midnight and I went to bed.
7. Tolerance build up [] Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.
8. Usability [ ] Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day. Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.
Morning - wake up [9] Day - work [9] Evening - relax [9] Night - sleep [9]
9. Overall satisfaction [10] Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.
Definitely great weed even by abuse overheat no watering overnuting it still tasted great, was smooth, and was potent.
10.Ability and conditions [6] Rate your overall ability to judge from 1-10 low-high. Consider experience, strain familiarity, atmosphere, current tolerance and most importantly the condition and preparation of the sample.
11.Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use. [Yes]
12.Rate the noticeable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe. Take care to use the appropriate column for your response. Delete the existing space when recording your entry to maintain the columns in alignment. In all cases these casual observations should not be construed as medical advice.
What effect did the strain have check [P] off if the you got a POSITIVE EFFECT and check [N] if you had a NEGATIVE EFFECT
[P] [9] Ability to rest or sit still
[P] [9] Anxiety relief
[P] [7] Appetite
[P] [5] Audio perception
[P] [9] Humor perception
[P] [4] Imagination/creativity
[P] [9] Paranoia relief
[P] [5] Sex drive
[P] [9] Sleep
[P] [7] Pain relief
[P] [1] Speech process
[P] [5] Taste perception
[P] [7] Thought process
[P] [4] Visual perception
FINAL COMMENTS:
Terribly grown sample yet it still surpassed all expectations. It is good and very tasty with a beautiful smell. The way this babe packs on calyx's and resin fast shows it is a good yielder with serious resin potential, Even being early into flower she had a GREAT calyx to leaf ratio, plus she only gained maybe, 2 inch stretch on a foot tall plant? 8.3% stretch , very good for limit spaces. Styles P I got a PM to send you about whats happening next, so remind me to pm you if you don't get one, as I completely forgot about your pm you sent me until I was going through my pm's today, I got no pictures as there was only .8g I took just the fan leaves, dried them and rolled them into maybe a 1g joint, and let a friend smoke it, completely unbiased not knowing what was in it, and he said it tasted just like fruity uncompressed mids, and was a very heady high like some ok nuggets, so if you end up growing this (especially outdoors) then you can smoke the leaves as they are tasty, while waiting for buds to cure up nicely.
enjoy and I'll be back with better!
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IDENTIFICATION
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Date: 28th of May 2009
Strain: Pineapple Haze
Judge: Lordbudly
Breeder: Styles P
Grower: A GIGANTIC NOOB WHO KILLED IT EARLY (not me)
Nutes used: Miracle Grow Bloom Booster
Plants grown in Miracle Grow General Soil in 32oz Taco John Cups(LOL)
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PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
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1. Visual Appeal:8
2. Visible Trichomes: 8
3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome heads under magnification or list the percentages of each color for a more precise report.
Clear [98] Cloudy [2] Amber [] Dark [ ]
4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.
Brown [] Green [5] Gold [ ] Blue [ ] Grey [ ] White [8 ] Red [ ] Rust [6] Orange [ ] Purple [] Black [ ]
Beautiful lime green,frosty with light orange hairs.
5. Bud density: [4] Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense. For samples that are not in their natural state leave this field blank.
Early but still had a nice denseness.
6. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly broken bud where a one indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates a pronounced presence. Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.
Ammonia [ ] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ ] Peach [ ] Berry [ ] Floral [ ] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ] Blueberry [ ] Fruit [] Meat [ ] Petroleum [ 4] Bubblegum [] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [ 6] Cedar [ ] Grapefruit [ ] Menthol [2 ]
Pineapple [ 3] Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ] Chocolate [ ] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [] Citrus [ ] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [ ] Spice [ ] Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry [ ] Coffee [] Lemon [9 ] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]
It was a lemony,mentholy,fruity tropical fuely dankness.
7. Aroma [10] Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled bud for best results.
8. Seed content [0] Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.
9. Weeks cured [0] If known enter the number of weeks your sample has been cured. If desired repeat SSR after an additional two weeks of curing.
PHYSICAL EXAMINATION COMMENTS:
Sativa-ish with an indica structure long pointy calyxed bud with a very nice amount of visible trichomes. Colours range from a nice lime green to frosty whiteness . It has a high calyx to hair ratio, calyx's are bigger then hairs so it doesn't look super hairy. Medium density buds, not really airy but some were definitely slightly airy, but I blame this on bad enviroment and early harvest.
Smell: Smells like straight up pinesole with nice pineapple backgrounds.
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THE SMOKE TEST
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Address these questions while smoking.
1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information below that will identify the instrument as follows:
Water pipe (enter bong, hooka, bubbler etc) [ ]
Vaporizer (enter the brand name) []
Pipe (size-type, ie medium-glass) [ 4 inch long bowl ]
Joint (enter brand of papers) [ ]
Other (specify):
2. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one indicates a subtle presence and a nine indicates a very pronounced presence. Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.
Ammonia [ ] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ ] Peach [ ] Berry [ ] Floral [ ]
Mango [ ] Pepper [ ] Blueberry [ ] Fruit [] Meat [ ] Petroleum [1 ] Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [7 ] Cedar [ ] Grapefruit [ ] Menthol [4 ] Pineapple [3] Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ] Chocolate [ ] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [] Citrus [ ] Iron/Rust []
Musk [ ] Spice [ ] Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry [ ] Coffee [ ] Lemon [9 ] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]
It was a lemony,fruity,tropical fuely dankness taste.
If appropriate return to this question after 5-10 minutes and mark
with X any unmarked descriptors for lingering aftertaste.
3. Taste [10] Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.
I loved the taste, it was a very tasty coating of fresh pineapple lemon piney goodness!!
4. State of dryness [5] Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.
5. Smoke ability [10] Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.
6. Smoke expansion [3] Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.
SMOKE TEST COMMENTS:
Taste: Lemony piney with a tropical fruit background, pineapple dominant.
Effect: It even early is the perfect all around weed, it was very heady, but it evolves with the situation, I went walking around and shopping, pretty trippy sativa experience, came home, watched tv and it evolved from a sativa into a perfect hybrid seeming high perfect for engulfing yourself into a movie/show, I then laid down for bed and boom narcotic boy did it kick in,later i will update the thread or post a link to a fully taken care of sample and a cured one too.
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FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS
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Address final questions immediately after effects have worn off.
1. Dosage [1 bowl approx .8g] Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.
2. Effect onset [6] Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.
3. Sativa influence [8] Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.
Starts out very sativa and can/will stay that way.
4. Indica influence [4] Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing effect that affects the body.
Not as much indica, unless you want it to be.
5. Potency [7] Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.
6. Duration [2] Indicate the number of hours the effects lasted.
I'm sure it would of lasted longer but at this point it was midnight and I went to bed.
7. Tolerance build up [] Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.
8. Usability [ ] Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day. Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.
Morning - wake up [9] Day - work [9] Evening - relax [9] Night - sleep [9]
9. Overall satisfaction [10] Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.
Definitely great weed even by abuse overheat no watering overnuting it still tasted great, was smooth, and was potent.
10.Ability and conditions [6] Rate your overall ability to judge from 1-10 low-high. Consider experience, strain familiarity, atmosphere, current tolerance and most importantly the condition and preparation of the sample.
11.Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use. [Yes]
12.Rate the noticeable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe. Take care to use the appropriate column for your response. Delete the existing space when recording your entry to maintain the columns in alignment. In all cases these casual observations should not be construed as medical advice.
What effect did the strain have check [P] off if the you got a POSITIVE EFFECT and check [N] if you had a NEGATIVE EFFECT
[P] [9] Ability to rest or sit still
[P] [9] Anxiety relief
[P] [7] Appetite
[P] [5] Audio perception
[P] [9] Humor perception
[P] [4] Imagination/creativity
[P] [9] Paranoia relief
[P] [5] Sex drive
[P] [9] Sleep
[P] [7] Pain relief
[P] [1] Speech process
[P] [5] Taste perception
[P] [7] Thought process
[P] [4] Visual perception
FINAL COMMENTS:
Terribly grown sample yet it still surpassed all expectations. It is good and very tasty with a beautiful smell. The way this babe packs on calyx's and resin fast shows it is a good yielder with serious resin potential, Even being early into flower she had a GREAT calyx to leaf ratio, plus she only gained maybe, 2 inch stretch on a foot tall plant? 8.3% stretch , very good for limit spaces. Styles P I got a PM to send you about whats happening next, so remind me to pm you if you don't get one, as I completely forgot about your pm you sent me until I was going through my pm's today, I got no pictures as there was only .8g I took just the fan leaves, dried them and rolled them into maybe a 1g joint, and let a friend smoke it, completely unbiased not knowing what was in it, and he said it tasted just like fruity uncompressed mids, and was a very heady high like some ok nuggets, so if you end up growing this (especially outdoors) then you can smoke the leaves as they are tasty, while waiting for buds to cure up nicely.
enjoy and I'll be back with better!
