paternaty test

[Guest]

I was wandering if I could use a babys diaper as usable DNA for paternaty testing?

OR

If I just wipe my sleeve on a babys runny snotty face and cut out the fabric with the DNA on it and use that?

any help would be great

 

[Merman]

I don't think you could find a lab anywhere that would run DNA on a minor without written consent from the legal parent/guardian or a court order.....I suppose you could get into very serious trouble if you did this without consent, and even if you could get a lab to run the test, it would likely not hold up in court since there would be no documentation as to the authenticity of the cell's origin.

You could potentially run DNA on a diaper.... you need intact skin cells which are shed when yer crappin' to some degree for everyone. Snot is the same, you need intact skin cells. DNA can be done with a simple swab of epithelial cells from the inside of the cheek.

 

[happyherb]

cotact a DNA testing lab (online ?) and they'll send you a test kit with the swab ect...there are different tests they do using differnt samples(body fluids,cheek swab ect)..and the cheek/mouth swab is the one they mostly test for ...they give 99.9 test result...HH. =]-~

 

[BUDDY BOY]

DNA Diagnostics is a good one!!! You dont need the mom. But fromthe sounds of it you prolly cant get the little one either!!!

Good luck, and I hope things go good for you. Get it over quick, I know a guy that found out after 4 years that a child wasn't his. Another guy know that a girl aint his but he is taking care of her since she is 14 and he been there her whole life and he JUSt found out the truth.OUCH!! Then, I heard about this dude, from a friend, that was married with three children... I mean he thought the three kids were his. I would have killed that biatch. But he just beat her to a pulp from what I heard!!!!

My first results.... 0% that I was the father!!! That dirty biatch!!!! I knew it wasnt though.. All good from there on out. I think I will always get one now. Just take the baby when the mom aint around. Results in two weeks.... well that was years ago, I can imagine they can get results back sooner!!!

GOOD LUCK!!!

 

[Guest]

Thanks for the replys guys

FEMALE=

See my mother was asked to run for mayor. (see didnt take it)
so she knows alot of people, she told me that if I could get a DNA sample she could get it tested whithout her knowing. I have thought about swabbing the boys mouth but I dont think I would have 1 second of alone time to do it.
Thats why I suggested the snot and poo. (ahh he has snot on his face, wipe with a sleeve, boom DNA)

I guess I could just say ****it and swab it right in front of her and take off hauling-ass

But I know I could get a diaper no problem since they tend to be thrown away outside.

And she is 19 by the way (jewish), supposedly its mexican father.

HAHAHAHA Jewish X Mexican = Jew/mexican sounds like a swag cross LOL
Thats something you dont bring home to jewish daddy.

sorry if I offended anybody but it tickles me to think about

The test is for me to find out, so when she goes to get medicad and they ask for the daddys name shes screwed, theyll keep testing till they find the father. when they call me in, i'll have a big ****ing smile on my face saying "Theres more than one way to skin a cat." it would be an A-bomb on her head.

 

[Guest]

Saliva would be better, taken under controlled circumstances mitochondrical (misspelled) DNA would prove Maternity (female) relatives.

 

[Guest]

Make sure you are not violating any privacy laws while collecting this DNA. Basically if they toss the DNA its fair game in court. Not if the DNA is ''stolen''. A tissue tossed out in a public place is a good analogy. Not a Q-Tip accidentally shoved up their-a$$.

 

[Guest]

i would definitely be careful about the privacy thing too, god knows what they could charge u with these days...i don't understand how the chick is not required to agree to a paternity test...its also bullshit u don't get the kid at all either man, i mean if it were yours you should get time with it...condoms are key!

 

[yamaha_1fan]

I did a paternity test w/o two of the moms (yeah 2 different moms) permission. Had all 3 kids at my house, guy came and swabbed the kids and me. 2 weeks later I was the daddy. Sometime later, maybe 3or 4 years we went to to court over child support and custody. Then she tried to pull he wasnt mine, and I had the DNA test. She was PISSED but judge didnt care how i got the results. Lab knew mom wasnt there and it was behind her back. they didnt care either.

If the DNA prooves in your favor, tell her. If she demands a court paternity test you dont pay for it if the child is not yours. you dont have to admit you already one. If you know the kid is yours, just concede to the court that the child is yours. Theres really no reason to admit what you did.

Get the test done however you can. lock that bitch out of the house, sent her to the store, knock her out, then do the swab.

 

[doob-e-pufr]

Are you in the states soilgro? Hire an attorney. File a order to establish to paternity. You have the right to know. I went through this before DNA was affordable(son is 18), so the court ordered a blood test.When he was thirteen, she said he was not mine and wanted DNA test. The judge made her pay for it. Not sure what result your hoping for, but get it over with. If the babys is yours, you deserve to be in it's life. If not, then move on. If it is, you will pay back child support from the day the baby was born and you cant get lost visitation back. I found out when mine was thirteen that even if the DNA test said he was not mine(I knew he was she was just stirrin the s$%t as usual), that not only would I not get 13 years of child support back, but it was likely I would have to keep payin until he was 18!!!!! So get it over with. If take you take her to court, the judge might be impressed with that. Until its resolved, document everything! Your attempts to visit, receipts for anything you buy or money you give her. You want to be the good guy, shes probably gonna make your life hell either way, but you don't want a family court judge on your ass too! That get's expensive quick. Good luck!

 

[Guest]

Unfortunately the attorney idea is your only viable alternative. This will effect your life and the kids life forever. If you do not take the high road now you will be explaining your actions to an 18 year old later..I hope none of my kids find me to ask that question. I took the low road.

 

[BUDDY BOY]

I hope none of my kids find me to ask that question. I took the low road.

Deadbeat!!!

 

[SwissBliss]

Yeah dude, I know it sucks, but just get a lawyer.

I mean, how sure, or unsure rather, as to if the kid is yours or not?

~SB~

 

[Guest]

I was told even if I wasnt the father I could still be liable to pay child support because "its in the best intrest of the kid"

Sorry but I aint signing shit.

The only explaining I have to do is " Son you probly already know this now, but, your mother is a slut."

Hes gonna say "And a big Bitch to"


Im pretty damn sure its not mine, she is for ****ing sure its isnt mine. she said "I smoke to much weed" I dunno bout the whole weed sterilty thing but I was always careful. Those 2 together = probly not mine.

as the old saying goes, "mexicans breed like rabbits"


speaking of mexicans, if the USA would just legalize, then like 25% of mexicans would not have to cross the boarder since weed is legal. thats a major dent in immagration. And the south would be forced to grow there own supply eliminating swag.

 

[Vermonster]

Why not just get the court to order a DNA test? Or are you not at that point? If you do pay any child support keep good receipts, because then if the kid aint yours you can get that all back. The whole thing about being sterile...it can't be true because at the time i had my child i had smoked almost every day for the 4 years prior....Also keep in mind that you are still dealing with a little child even if the mom is a hebrew whore be nice to little guy, after all it aint his fault he was born into this situation.

 

[Guest]

you talk as a mexican as being a lower human...i think your mad you lost your girl but dont hate another race my friend..for we all are humans with the same needs

I was told even if I wasnt the father I could still be liable to pay child support because "its in the best intrest of the kid"

Sorry but I aint signing shit.

The only explaining I have to do is " Son you probly already know this now, but, your mother is a slut."

Hes gonna say "And a big Bitch to"


Im pretty damn sure its not mine, she is for ****ing sure its isnt mine. she said "I smoke to much weed" I dunno bout the whole weed sterilty thing but I was always careful. Those 2 together = probly not mine.

as the old saying goes, "mexicans breed like rabbits"


speaking of mexicans, if the USA would just legalize, then like 25% of mexicans would not have to cross the boarder since weed is legal. thats a major dent in immagration. And the south would be forced to grow there own supply eliminating swag.

 

[Guest]

buddy boy - Dead beat would apply to the mom and real fathers. Child custody and support bring out the worst in people. The fact is these are ''mommies babies and daddies maybes'' I was the children's daddy while the mother disappeared for two years. When she showed up again she wanted custody. I should have filed abandonment documents but me trying to be nice the children got screwed. How can I ever explain that what I failed to do (hire a lawyer and file abandonment documents) caused them to suffer. This is the low road. I have always had a stable home life for the children in my house. I take child raising very serious. Those children with the mother had never stood a chance against the system where the mother was always the better parent. This has been 20 years and I hope men are at least getting a fair deal in paternity cases.