Passing Drug Tests:Long term efficiancy?

[GDK]

High peeps.
I was wondering if there is a product out there that are designed to be taken daily to make sure that u can pass a drug test at any given day. All i see is capsules and drinks that are to be ingested within hours before the drug test. I need a product that will make my piss clean all day every day. Dont care if i have to eat a pill every day or if its a once a week/month treatment....as long as it works. Personal experience from any of yall would be greatly appreciated!!

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[Guest]

lol. that shit doesn't work anyways. there's only one way to make your piss clean all day every day - don't smoke pot

 

[GDK]

Yea thats what i thougt....but it was worth a shot asking. So i guess ill just have to drink lemon juice all day every day for that period of time...helps if u drink enough.
By the way...is that you UserName?

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[Guest]

lemon juice is not going to help you either. neither is cranberry juice or bleach or any of the other stupid myths out there. and yes, im whoever you think i am

 

[Absolut]

From what I hear none of those detox drinks work
unless you are a very very light smoker I would not
depend on some drink to clean your urine

I personally use something called Quick Fix
it's a synthetic urine which you microwave (to get specified temperature)
I buy it from Ebay

Other than the synthetic urine,
the only surefire way you're going to pass a test
unfortunately is to not smoke or eat weed

 

[okwildfire]

lol. that shit doesn't work anyways. there's only one way to make your piss clean all day every day - don't smoke pot

very true..best bet if ya cant stop smoking is...just cut way down on smoking..hehe ya will get alot higher when ya do smoke anyway..and drink an ass load of monster energy drinks everyday..its not 100% but sure is better than nothing...all those store baught things do not work..they test for em..

 

[Guest]

I was 'dumb' enough, to find a technique, that 'worked' on some herb forums before. It worked, like a charm, until my body acclimated to it...doesnt matter which technique I used. I saw a lot of people try detox shit, and it did or did not work, wasnt reliable. I thought I had the sure fire, passed at least 9 or 10 Im sure. But then my body just started letting it slip anyway.

If it's for a job, thats easy to get around. If your trying to dodge probation, or any weekly/bi weekly/monthly tests, this IS NOT a good idea. You cant force your body to be that sly, and what works one day, might not work another.

 

[ampersand]

fake urine is the only way.... unless somebodys watching you piss

 

[GDK]

Thanks guys...Well u guys told me what i already knew, but i was hopin there was a real deal product out there. Guess ill just have to quit smokin for a while then.

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[pico]

look for the wizzinator. It is a fake penis that despenses clean synthetic urine. Comes in all different skin tones.


Is that a rubber penis in your pocket.....?

 

[Guest]

oh ya i forgot about the whizzinator. that is one thing that would actually work even if you're being watched, the downside is you have to walk around with a fake penis strapped on.

 

[Guest]

oh ya i forgot about the whizzinator. that is one thing that would actually work even if you're being watched, the downside is you have to walk around with a fake penis strapped on.

it would be horrible if you get a PO that is grillin your dong while your doin your thing and he remarks on the plastic phallus you are peein through
sir....is that penis fake?

 

[deadhead420]

man so none of those drinks work? xxtra clean or nothing? im afraid they will feel me up to see if i got one of those whizzinators on, anyone on probation got any expierance with how the yfeel you up or how they look at ur shit? i think im about to go on probation pending a court case. im damn sure ill get put on probation. my court date is the 22nd of aug. i have not smoked any weed since the 10th so thats barely 5 days clean. im about 200 pounds and a HEAVY pot smoker before. like a couple gram blunts a day. i been running and stuff lately. anyone else on probation can help out? how soon do they test you after you get put on probation? i read reports on erowid that if u are a heavy smoker weed stays in your system for like 5 - 6 months? is this shit true man? cuz im so ****ed if thats true.

 

[Germanator]

search NORML...only thing you can do is stop smoking, its really that simple.

Germ

 

[deadhead420]

well man i stopped smokin thats for damn sure. whizzinator is just damn expensive man

 

[Uncle Jesse]

quick fix 4.0 is all i know ! and i know it works every thing else is junk !