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Parole officer steals marijuana from Police evidence for party, gets busted.

ChronicChris

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Haha what a idiot!

09:30 PM PST on Friday, March 9, 2007

By KGW Staff

A Portland city manager and parole officer resigned after admitting he smoked marijuana he stole from evidence files.

Documents from Multnomah County include internal e-mails that tell the story of Shadman Afzal, who worked out of the Northeast Columbia Boulevard office of Community Justice. He supervised parole officers who work with convicted felons, specifically gang members.

The documents show Afzal admitted to stealing a small amount of marijuana from the evidence room, taking it home and then smoking it at a party he hosted for fellow employees.

“We take any kind of law violation seriously, but what made this of utmost concern is the indication that Shadman had taken evidence that had been seized from an offender,” according to Robb Freda-Cowie of the Multnomah County Community Justice Department.

Afzal was forced to resign and give up his state certification as a parole and probation officer.

The District Attorney's office has been investigating the case and was expected to decide on any criminal charges by the end of March.
 

Marcellas

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haha you know the "Multnomah County Community Justice Department" was more pissed off that this parole officer snagger their smoke, than that he stole evidence from the department..
 

NserUame

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You know if I stole from the police impound I'd be sitting in a cell right now on charges of theft and possesion of marijuana.

It pisses me off how laws only apply to us normal citizens.

I hope the weed he stole was subpar and gave him the worst cotton mouth in the history of cotton mouth, that fuck.
 
I wish him the best of luck......he deserves to have the right to smoke marijuana just as much as us. If only the stupid fuckin politicians would do something about decriminalization or legalization since it is what the people want. And aren't they supposed to represent us?

Many cops don't care about people smoking herb....but they are enforcers of the law.....and marijuana is illegal. So....you know the rest of the story.
 

cadillachydro

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Imagine the grow you could have with a cop car in the driveway.

When i was a teen, a friend of mine who was like part time hook up got pulled over. He drove this little mini truck with beat. The cop shook him for his sack and told him to follow him back to his cruiser...No cuffs, just for a talk... The cop then takes *John* for a ride telling him they knew what he was up to... then pulls a J of his own and fires it up with him... They cruised through a spliff breakin it down, then drops him back at his truck and tells him to keep his nose clean...

No shit, thats the story from his own mouth. I knew this cat since the days of RC-10's and Grasshoppers... he was a honest dude.

Anyway, i cant remember why i even wrote this story, hope it raised an eyebrow... Keep it easy ~caddy
 

DimeBag65

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we have been having problems with our medical cannabis not turning up after the judge over turns court cases... i wonder if they can resist the sweet smell of some super dank... iv seen cops eyes light up at super stanky weed many times, asking about its background and what its called and such... half the time i doubt it ever even makes it to the evidence room... im sure every sacket of schwag is locked away and burned though :D
 
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I have smoked with a Parole officer, I swear to God.

I met a girl at work, we hit it off, so I go over her apartment (she lives with her older sister).

I had talked with this girl about smoking before and she said she didn't smoke, but her sister did.

So as I am knocking on this girl's door to take her out for pizza, I go in, and it is her, her sister, and this dude.

The dude says he is the sisters boyfriend, and he and her have to make sure I am a nice guy before I can date her little sister.

So I am think WTF this is not what I bargained for.

So they ask me all these questions, and I am like trying to answer my best.

And the sister is like, so she tells us your a pot head huh?

And I am like no way because I am freaked out now, and she is like it is OK let me see your pot.

So I show her some amazing home grown and she is like all man this stuff is great can we smoke a bong?

I am like sure, so the sister and me and her boyfriend all smoke the bong, he says it is the best weed ever etc.

Then he asks me what I do for a living, I made up some BS.

Then he pulls out a fucking gun, and I am like woah dude WTF is that what is going on just take my weed it is only like $100 worth I don't want to die.

He is like, nah, I'm not robbing you, look check it out, and he hands me this gun.

I am like what is this all about.

He pulls out a badge, and I go pale white, and I am like OMG your a cop WTF I don't deal man.

He is like nah I am a PO.

I look at his badge and sure enough he was a PO.

True story, swear to god.
 
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Smoking MJ that he stole from evidence files at a party with his fellow employees?


I'm in shock that he was caught.
 

genkisan

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Trichome Toker said:
I have smoked with a Parole officer, I swear to God.

I met a girl at work, we hit it off, so I go over her apartment (she lives with her older sister).

I had talked with this girl about smoking before and she said she didn't smoke, but her sister did.

So as I am knocking on this girl's door to take her out for pizza, I go in, and it is her, her sister, and this dude.

The dude says he is the sisters boyfriend, and he and her have to make sure I am a nice guy before I can date her little sister.

So I am think WTF this is not what I bargained for.

So they ask me all these questions, and I am like trying to answer my best.

And the sister is like, so she tells us your a pot head huh?

And I am like no way because I am freaked out now, and she is like it is OK let me see your pot.

So I show her some amazing home grown and she is like all man this stuff is great can we smoke a bong?

I am like sure, so the sister and me and her boyfriend all smoke the bong, he says it is the best weed ever etc.

Then he asks me what I do for a living, I made up some BS.

Then he pulls out a fucking gun, and I am like woah dude WTF is that what is going on just take my weed it is only like $100 worth I don't want to die.

He is like, nah, I'm not robbing you, look check it out, and he hands me this gun.

I am like what is this all about.

He pulls out a badge, and I go pale white, and I am like OMG your a cop WTF I don't deal man.

He is like nah I am a PO.

I look at his badge and sure enough he was a PO.

True story, swear to god.



That sounds just soooo not fun.


Talk about stressful smokin'...........
 
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Trichome Toker said:
I look at his badge and sure enough he was a PO.

True story, swear to god.

In highschool we use to party over at this one females house, where her mother happen to be a police officer in the town we lived in. I smoked with her and 3 other officers at various parties. I was suprised at first that they didn't give a shit, but later down the road I was glad that I had found that out as they helped me out of a few tight spots. Also the sargent (which still works for them today) was a known coke dealer for many years before becoming a police officer.
 

DimeBag65

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WoW TT, that would have been a breathe taker there... goin from thinkin your gettin robbed to thinkin your gettin busted, musta taken at least 3 or 4 more bong loads to calm your nerves and get your high back after you went sober when seein that badge flash. Hail the leaf, Dime
 
I did end up having sex with the girl, but she turned out to be a huge slut, and flirted with 5 other dudes at my work and probably fucked them to.

When I confronted her she said I was "too controlling" and stopped talking to me.
 

DimeBag65

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thats what all the whores say.. heh... well glad that worked out for ya... one way or the other?
 
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