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Panda Bites Man...Man Bites Panda?

Laxpunker

Active member
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13543465,00.html

Man Bites Panda In Zoo
Updated: 20:10, Thursday September 21, 2006

A drunken man bit a panda after his efforts to hug it at a Chinese zoo received short shrift.

Zhang Xinyan, a builder who was on holiday in Beijing, climbed into the panda's enclosure after drinking four jugs of beer at a local restaurant.

He later said he had wanted to hug the bear and shake its hand, claiming he had seen people do similar things on television.

However, the female panda, Gu Gu, had other ideas. Zhang told the Yangzhao Metropolis Daily: "When I was in there, the panda was eating bamboo.

"Then, it seemed some people shouted, which startled the panda. It rushed over to bite my leg."
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Zhang, 35, tried in vain to push the panda away but was bitten twice - once on each leg - and forced to the ground, the paper said. He then decided to bite back.

He said: "I bit the fellow in the back. Its skin was quite thick."

Zookeepers sprayed water on the struggling pair to break up the fight. Zhang was taken to hospital and given rabies and tetanus jabs.

He said TV pictures had suggested pandas "seemed to get on well with people. No one ever said it would bite people. I just wanted to touch it. I was so dizzy from the beer, I don't remember much."

A spokeswoman for the zoo said the panda had also suffered as a result of the tussle. She said: "It was scared by the intruder and refused to eat for one and a half days."

Gu Gu quickly recovered, however, and was back on show. But Zhang will need several weeks convalescence because of his "deep wounds", according to his doctors.
 
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tricky

yea but trying to eat a panda after all that beer is realy dum IMHO
 

Tarkus

Mother Nature's Son
Veteran
Note to self: When attacked by a panda, give it a taste of it's on medicine!
Ever seen that classic Real TV clip where that dumb chick climbed over the protective railing to have her picture taken next to the panda in the cage? It reaches through the bars and mauls her pretty good.
I hope people never learn, these make the best stories!
I like how he wanted to shake its hand :pointlaug
 

Laxpunker

Active member
I just don't even know what to make of the story...I've been pretty tanked before, but messing with a bear? That's...well drunker than I've ever been.
 

Tarkus

Mother Nature's Son
Veteran
I do not understand how some people think "Well, it's in zoo, so it must be tame!" That is the dumbest thing ever! It is still a bear/lion/walrus whatever. I have never been so drunk that I thought hugging a bear sounded even remotely plausible.

Maybe if I was trippin balls.
And we were talking about a teddy bear.
 
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