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Pablo Escobar: worlds highest achieving stoner?

moses wellfleet

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At his peak of success he was one of the words richest men, and certainly the most successful criminal of all time. He was also a lifelong stoner, always preferring marijuana to cocaine.

Is it possible Pablo Escobar is the highest achieving stoner of all time?
Pun intended.
 

skullznroses

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I refuse to admit the evidence based on the fact that this dude is an anomaly of statistics, and his stonerness is immaterial.

The height of stonerness is usually some vegan shit or something from 7-11
 

HidingInTheHaze

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Ted Turner is pretty f*ckin rich too and I believe he has said he smokes 2 joints a day.

Old Ted owns 2 million + acres of land too.
 

moses wellfleet

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So you are saying your financial status is irrelevant to your status as a stoner!

Actually he had a softer side, he loved animals, and he kept many different kinds including hippos. That must be the stoner in him. I can imagine the guy baked out his mind petting his hippo!
 

Wiggs Dannyboy

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Richard Branson no doubt...

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Corpsey

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i just looked this up because i have never heard of it and wow, very interesting.

also found out that the 4 hippos he had have increased to 20+. but a few of them ran away in 2009 and one was shot dead, and here is a poster showing what they found in "pepe" the hippo's stomach...
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moses wellfleet

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Yeah the hippos have become a major problem cos they are running wild in the countryside and damaging crops... There is a Nat Geo show about them called 'cocaine hippos'... I never knew they actually shot one
 

skullznroses

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So you are saying your financial status is irrelevant to your status as a stoner!

Actually he had a softer side, he loved animals, and he kept many different kinds including hippos. That must be the stoner in him. I can imagine the guy baked out his mind petting his hippo!

noooo disagree

you can't be rich and be a real stoner
 

WelderDan

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Pablo was also ruthless, and was responsible for kidnappings and murders.

He may have smoked herb and liked animals, but you didn't get in his way. If he couldn't buy you he just had you killed. Plata o plomo (silver or lead) was his policy.

He was a high achiever alright, but not one I'd want to hang with
 

yesum

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What is the pun?

Escobar was wealthy but not brilliant. He was more ruthless and lucky than his competitors. He was at the right place and right time and exploited the hell out it for as long as it lasted.

He over saturated the cocaine market in the US and watched the price of his coke go down. Supply and demand did not occur to him.

Quitting the business after many years of fame and fortune did not occur to him.

He had exotic animals in cages like other drug barons, that does not make him kind to animals.
 

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I thought stoners were anti violence, Escobar killed thousands. he died like the piece of crap he was.


I'd put Sir Richard & George Soros @ the head of the list of highest achieving.
 

TickleMyBalls

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Steve jobs, Richard Branson, George soros, Ted turner, Harrison ford. I know someone that has been a CEO of 3 major corporations over the last 20+ years that smokes herb every day. I'm talking big payday type corporations. He lives in a $9mil house and has a Bentley. Baller.
 
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If being a lowlife murderer drug pusher is an achievement to you then mission accomplished. What's funny was he was an incredibly tiny little man that made up for his shortcomings with firearms. Nobody like this would ever step into the octagon.
 

citifield

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I love hippos they're my favorite. Don't hate the player hate the game fellas. If Uncle Sam wasn't so anti people's freedom to put whatever they like in their bodies people like Pablo and all the other cartels would have no way to make money.
 

moses wellfleet

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Shit the guy wasn't my friend. The thread is not about glorifying him i dont like violence either.Occurred to me it was a really bizarre and interesting story about his hippos. But true I don't know enough to say he loved animals or he was just collecting them!
 
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