ONE DAY IN THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!

[madrecinco]

OJ Simpson will have an MI[heart attack]....

and die...he immediately goes to HELL!!!
THE DEVIL IS WAITIN' FOR HIM...
But the devil says..."I don't know what to do with you OJ."

"You are on my list...but I have no more room here."
But you definately have to stay here so here is what we will do."
"I have a couple of guys who are not quite as bad as you so I'll have to let one of them go so you can take their place."
"I will let you decide who will leave HELL."

the devil opened the first door and there was Ted Kennedy at a large pool of water diving in and coming to the surface with nothing......his fate in hell....


"No said OJ....I am not a good swimmer."


the devil took him to the next room....
It was Al Gore with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks...[sorry I just don't get this part]...
All Al did was swing that hammer....


OJ SAYS....."Sorry, but I have problems with my shoulders." "I would be in constant agony."

The devil opened the third door and there was Bill Clinton lying on a bed in a spread eagle pose with Monica Lewinsky ......doing what SHE DOES BEST!!!!!!



"yeah man!" "I can handle this one." says OJ....




The devil smiled and said......"OK Monica, you are free to go."



LMFAO!!!!!! Almost peed my pants when I read it recently from laughing soooooo hard ...and had to share it with my fellow stoners!

 

[okwildfire]

BWHAHAHA!!!!!! shit!!! i did pee a lil think!

 

[madrecinco]

thanks as I thought it was hilarious....hey....okwildfire.....I will move on and I do hope OJ ends up in hell even though as a secular humanist I don't believe in HELL! But OJ is goin' to be somebodies BIOTCH soon when he hits jail soon.


May Nicole and Ron rest in peace now!!!!!

 

[Lord Doobie]

ROTFLMAO!

How about we substitute George Bush for Al Gore?

"the devil took him to the next room....
It was George Bush and a reporter in a room full of shoes...
All George did was stand there as the reporter hit him in the head with them....
OJ SAYS....."Sorry, but I have problems with my head." "I would be in constant agony."

 

[wishbone420]

BWHAHAHA!!!!!! shit!!! i did pee a lil think!

 

[wishbone420]

thanks as I thought it was hilarious....hey....okwildfire.....I will move on and I do hope OJ ends up in hell even though as a secular humanist I don't believe in HELL! But OJ is goin' to be somebodies BIOTCH soon when he hits jail soon.


May Nicole and Ron rest in peace now!!!!!

being high profile. he has no contact with other inmates. which is fucked up.

 

[madrecinco]

true

true

being high profile. he has no contact with other inmates. which is fucked up.

he will be in adseg so he can't be hurt being high profile.

Hope he becomes somebodies BIOTCH in punishment for his getting away with murder...and soooo happy he is the fuck outta Florida now...all the freaks and cons love paradise I guess...we certainly have our share here.

Happy New Years my fellow stoners...have been away for a while on a delayed honeymoon...life is good...but the world is in DEEP SHIT currently with the Israelis kicking butt with Hamas...no telling what that will cause for this country...I predict MORE terrorist attacks soon...I hope I am sooooowrong... luv and kisses Mad5.......