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Oak flavor?!?

BerrySeal

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So, My online persona is a vain attempt to cling to my insanity and work through the hole Arizona has burnt in my brain. One anomalous feature of the remedial desert is shitty weed that doesn't smell nor taste anything like a Cannabis varietal.

One common subset of foreign aroma/flavors in Arizona is peanut shells and oak leaf mold in varying states of decay. These are not Cannabis sourced/derived and you won't convince me they are, as they have the exact opposite effects of natural, clean untainted Cannabis: it fucks up your breathing and doesn't get you high.

So in my journeys to piece together what the hell is actually going on in my current yet, praise Yahweh, temporary place of residence, I came across this goofy little website claiming to be Dutch but linking back to US state mmj program websites. https://www.ncsm.nl/

This bogus little site has no content other than descriptions of strains popular in my area, and instructions on how to get a state mmj card.

Here's the kicker... Look up a strain review for any of your favorite strains. Fire OG, White Widow Holy Grail, it don't fukkin matter, half the strains are listed as having an "oak wood" flavor.

These are all supposed love children of shit I grew back home. I, in 2 generations of growers, never once experienced a disgusting oak leaf profile. Not once. And i will argue to death that this is not a Cannabis flavor, due to the multiple negative side effects associated with this peanut shell, rotten stump, oak mold flavored bud. The black shit you scrap out of the fence line: not a good smoke.

Thats not what we mean by "earthy" where I come from. How bout you? This shit is single note, no sugar no spice no hash or coffee or anything nice: pure composted oak leaves. Or peanut shells. We got em both, take yet pick. Sfv, Cold Creek Kush, pure leaf compost. Sour D, Khalifa Kush: Peanut shells.

So what you say Icmag? Is Jack Frost an oak flavor? Gods Gift, not you too? Forbidden Fruit, oak? Wedding Cake nutty? The only nutty bud I've ran across back in the land of dankness (mid south got it on lock we just don't fuck with the internet much) was that Chinese restaurant smell: pleasant. And the 'woody' bud of back home is sure as hell not rotten shroomlog type of woody. How about ancient buried crystallized banana peels, or grape flavored cedar trees? I guess we can't call that "earthy" or "woody" anymore as not to confuse pleasurable with disgusting? Lol. Some people have to be told how to perceive reality. Not me. Please don't tell me this shit called weed is supposed to taste bad. I'm going to knock over your fuckin display case you asexual dispensary punk.

I'm positive, since being wrong on the internet counts for nothing, I'm 100% positive this is the result of a systemic infection and the attempts to treat it.
 
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