New thing not to do whilst stoned :(

[Revegged_Clone]

well, aside from driving and making a life changing choice(at least.. don't actually solidify the choice until you're sober...) i now have another thing i can't do whilst stoned: cook... or preferebly, eat anything with olives...

i was making some rice and beans(yeah... i'm a spic... at least i get my starches and proteins sans the attitude and spit... hehe) and i accidentally used the unseeded olives... i usually use alcaparradas, the ones with a little roasted bell pepper plug where the seed used to be.

alas, i was too stoned to note the lack of coloration until a sudden pain shot through my mandible.... i cracked my tooth. i think.

always be very aware of what you put in your mouth... we've all done the lit end in the mouth move, but this is permanent stuff. It could even be fatal if you don't get it checked. Gum/tooth infections very easily travel to the brain or the heart... or so says my doc, and so far he's been right on everything including that weed would be better than alprazolam, but then agai, i knew that.

now i'm gonna be out a couple hundred(i hope..) i don't have!

ooooh, and when i get it fixed i won't be able to smoke until it completely heals... and quitting by force is the hardest...(cigs i mean...).

i think it'll be good i'll be forced to quit smoking cigarrettes, but a "trick" for anyone who undergoes any type of mouth or dental surgery: get someone to pull your bong rips for you, then just breathe in the smoke, don't try to suck or anything, just breathe. a friend did it whilst his wisdom teeth procedure healed. it's a bit wasteful, but better than risking having to explain to the dentist how your "addiction" made you fuc yourself up.

anecdote/life lesson/tip/rant over... no refund will be given for the time wasted

 

[BrainBoy]

ouch biting down on a pit like that sounds pretty painful. are you sure you cracked it? i hate when your eating and you bite down on a fork by accident.

 

[bagseed77]

sorry to hear that, yes you can smoke while healing just go minimum and rinse with peroxide after, i chain smoke cigs and 4 widomsom teeth out and didnt slow down abit

 

[NiteTiger]

See, I don't cook while stoned for a totally different reason.

You at least got the food cooked - I forget about mine until the smoke alarm goes off

 

[Guest]

lol....


been there done that nite!

sucks when you really wanted it too, but ya burnt it!

 

[Huey_Wunder]

Ouch - I had to get a root canal after splitting one of my teeth right in half. I know your pain, hang in there.

When I went for the root canal, I was whacked outta my gourd on yummy thc cookies, and told my dentist so. I Kept giggling thru the whole procedure, and he thought it was hilarious. I just kept repeating how good the cookies were.

Peace and pot to you and yours

hw

 

[Huey_Wunder]

Oh, and never cook bacon in the nude - stoned or otherwise.

Something I learned the hard way...

hw

 

[NiteTiger]

Oh, and never cook bacon in the nude - stoned or otherwise.

Something I learned the hard way...

hw

Yep, no one ever does that twice.

 

[LeoNardoDaVinci]

ouch biting down on a pit like that sounds pretty painful. are you sure you cracked it? i hate when your eating and you bite down on a fork by accident.

I've done that a few dozen times, never had it cause any damage but it sure feels ackward.

 

[dfa]

rice & beans sounds good.

Florida has some bomb Cuban food, New york has the puerto rican food, off the chains and of course cali has Mexican on lock..

 

[dubmaster]

Cooking is fun when your stoned.
Ohh the creativity..
such as
Potatoe Chip Sandwiches...
Peanut butter and sweet pickle sandwiches
Fruity Pebbles with Hawaiian Punch

ok maybe thats a big different than cooking...
but boy is it funny what tastes good in a fridge raid all blitzed up.

 

[MajMike]

Never do . . .

Never do . . .

. . . anything involving hedge clippers while you're high, especially electric ones. The hedge tends to disappear piece by piece, until you have a branchy little stump.

 

[Guest]

I love cooking stoned, italian food especially.

 

[bounty29]

I love making stuff when I'm stoned, I can really sense what something needs to be better, so it always ends up delicious. I just got a new cast iron pan so I've been playing around with that. Makes good food...

 

[killa-bud]

yea,and never test if the oven is working by touching the heating element with your fingers,my skin stuck on there for a good 3 sec's,not fun when your high,and i could barley light the bowl cuz my fucking finger's were burned,so in order to relive some pain i had to go thorugh more fucking pain


damn you frozen pizza,DAMN YOU!

 

[bounty29]

I lost my eyebrows and a good chuck of hair in the front of my head when I tried to light the grill for my dad. (Wasn't high, didn't smoke then.) I've always been a little jumpy when starting grills since then.

(Couldn't get it lit fast enough so the propane built up and by the time it lit my face was in a cloud of propane gas.)

 

[Guest]

I never stone when I'm cooked.........


Bh

 

[Revegged_Clone]

rice & beans sounds good.

Florida has some bomb Cuban food, New york has the puerto rican food, off the chains and of course cali has Mexican on lock..

cuban food is just puerto rican food with less flavor ;-)

woops, i think just outed myself, but it's a big island... just had to defend my piece of land


forgot about this thread actually, going to the d tomorrow or the day after. just been smoking some indica type stuff i came across to keep the pain at bay. i got offered some itchies but i'd rather not. opiates are no fun, and i like my meds to be fun ;-)

 

[BirdDawg]

I love to cook, and to cook stoned. My stupidest stoned cooking mistakes have been at the grocery store, though. For instance, buying seeded olives instead of seedless!! I once grabbed fat free mozzarella off the shelf instead of the regular. Could not figure out why the crust of my pizza was burning but the cheese wasn't melting!

As for dentists, I see mine quite frequently as I seem to have inherited lousy teeth. He can never quite figure out how I remain so calm and relaxed without novacaine! Good luck with that tooth! I've broken mine on far less than olive pits...chocolate chip cookies, bagels, etc, etc. After having had most of them crowned at some point, we're now working on gradually replacing the crowns with root canals and new crowns.

 

[Revegged_Clone]

well, i lost a tooth once eating one of those polish fat tuesday pastries, but it was a milk tooth...

but damn, a cookie!!! a bagel i can understand coming out if you have bad roots, but not abreaking..... but still, damn a cookie???

still haven't gotten to the dentist he's full at the moment until friday. he said to come in anyways later today to see quickly if it should be considered an emergency or not.

and forgot to say: i do all my cooking in the naked(except if there's a date present, then again... i don't bring dates home, i mean... i live in a slum :S) and i never get burned. just lucky i guess

and to clarify to a specific someone who questions my race:

latinos can be black and latino. it's not an either or question. it's not like are you humble or are you gringo?

sorry to all the nice gringo people... keep enjoying our culture and trying(key word trying) to cook our food!

btw: don't trust goya frozen products, but the rest of the line up is great quality, and this from someone that still goes into the jungle to look for wild yuca.