New derrogatory terms to call someone

[idontgivenames]

owen wilson's nose

 

[Guest]

While at work looking over there shoulder;
Hum, so you have any other hobbies.

 

[GOT_BUD?]

Jackson, I've noticed your a bit of a smart ass.

I knew I liked you!

 

[Guest]

Arjan

(Not trying to start anything, but I was surprised nobody said it. I wanted to be first)

 

[Flasht2]

My favorites so far off this list would be(in no order):

Mouth breather - don't know why but it makes me laugh

Non selectively inbred muppet - the inbred muppet part alone did it for me

Arjan - just funny

 

[Guest423]

The very first time I checked that lower box...


X I disapprove
Sorry NOT funny...

boo hoo....i wasn't hoping for your approval.

it was a joke...get it? me and hippie chic joke around....she isn't offended so why are you?

 

[Irishslappop]

i find it incredibly effective to refer to the person as "my son" woman or man, it always pisses them off. not really witty, but effective none-the-less

 

[budrezin]

dirty skanky ho

 

[Boris]

Anal Mayonnaise Douching Rodeo Clown.

 

[Guest]

drone
stooge

something funny, not so much derogatory:
when talking to kids at a gas station or grocery store etc. I always say "thanks, Bud"
Bud is interchangable with: Chief, Sarge, Captain, Big Guy...
to employees of these places: Yeah, Im that guy you hate lol

 

[Irishslappop]

drone
stooge

something funny, not so much derogatory:
when talking to kids at a gas station or grocery store etc. I always say "thanks, Bud"
Bud is interchangable with: Chief, Sarge, Captain, Big Guy...
to employees of these places: Yeah, Im that guy you hate lol

i usually throw it right back at you guys.


to quote Dane Cook, "No prob GAYLORD" lol

 

[jaypee89]

cock-smoker
cunt-muncher

 

[Guest]

Yo Slapnuts

 

[Guest]

Geez, give that kid a teat...
Oooh, I'm so impressed...
Can I have your autograph...
I'm not laughing with you...
Nice... comb over...
How's your sis... and kids...
Bet ya vote republican too...
Like that eye brow...
Ever heard of Midol...
Seen a dog do that on Letterman...
So, that's been workin' for ya...
Bet your dog loves you...
Quick, put him out, he's a flaming... (idiot)
How much again? Does that come with vasoline? Or do I just use it dry...
I think I allmost got it, tell me one more time how, by paying more I can save money on my phone bill...

edit

Man, I wish I was important so I could get a call at dinner, too...

 

[Nikijad4210]

piss-ant

That's one of my favorites, POMH

Republican

Ahhhaahahaha!



This one's off my keychain:
I see you're playing stupid, and you're winning!

A play on words taken from Wolf:
So, how often do those last 2 braincells of yours collide?

 

[Guest]

A true story;

On a job site, this kid went to the framing foreman looking for a job. The foreman take's out his speed square and asks "can you do this?" spinning it on his index finger, the kid takes it and spins it on his finger. Then the foreman takes out his hammer and flips it around in the air "can you do this?", the kid takes the hammer and does it. The foreman tells him "Don't need ya, allready got fourteen men doing that all day." The look on that poor kids face, priceless. The foreman did hire him by the way...


Cover Girl is the name, not the instructions...
So, Hitting that test cup is your best skill...
Ever thought about, panhandling...
Bet your truck is older, then your wife...
Nice... tooth...
Forget to look in the mirror this morning?...
Mirrors don't steal your soul, really...
I need the right man for this job, but I'm busy...

Some for the groupies, I've only used #2 myself;

That was unforgetable... whats your name again?
Man, I was blind drunk last night...
You got a younger sister?
You mind hitting those dishes before you go...
So your preaty lucky, huh...
Got any good looking friends...
Man, I need to lay off the "Grand Dad"...
Hope it was good for you...

 

[Guest]

i find it incredibly effective to refer to the person as "my son" woman or man, it always pisses them off. not really witty, but effective none-the-less

Try calling your boss "Dad", It's very effective also... "My child" or "Son" is great though...

 

[Guest]

scum sucking ferret face

(with apologies to any ferrets currently members of this site)

ws

 

[Guest]

Never dish it out unless your willing to eat it too...

Never dish it out unless your willing to eat it too...

Come backs for those "groupies"

That's not what I meant by, faster...
And you excpect that to do, what...
Mind if I smoke...
So... your done...
Sure, I've got a minute...
They've been lying to ya, sorry...
That's the cutest little thing I ever seen...
I yawn instead, really...
Should've listened to your friends...

 

[Guest423]

when people say "god", "christ"," oh god", reply with "u rang".

u ever say something or after you tell a joke or be cocky someone says "oh please"...tell them "no need to beg".