New derrogatory terms to call someone

[Guest]

Your Ma must be proud...
And how many of your siblings lived?

Mine wive tells me, "Ya and I married you anyways"
I tell her, "Maybe next year your folks will get indoor plumbing"

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My oldest told me one day, "Just remember, I get to pick your nursing home..."

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Tanx there, my fellow hellbilly...

West by god, ROCKS.... and trees, that's about it

 

[pipeline]

Great stuff everyone!

.....helgramite..... Liked that one....

......recessive gene depository.....

How about:

Rick Smitts
skuzz bucket
houligan
numb skull
crack fuck
granny
shiny beast (Bat chain puller)
Tom Hanks
Trout mask replica
shin warmer

got more....let me take a breather......

 

[genkisan]

Asshat

Corpo-Nazi

Scum-whacker

Weenis

and of course, the best one......



DONKEYHONKER

 

[Guest]

Waste of a vagina...

So tell me, how many licks does it take, to get too the middle of the bosses ass.

So everyday is a brand new one for ya.

You can say that with a straight face, your good... real good.

Been awake long?

If heard those shock treatments work... sometimes.

 

[mtnjohn]

oh yea....you were so fucked up the other night , you were blowin chunks


.................................chunks is my dog

 

[Guest]

So tell me, how many licks does it take to get, too the middle of the bosses ass.

hahahaha that's a good one!

 

[Guest]

That's the look that Deer had... in my highbeams...
Now I know what a toupe would look like, on a dildo. ('nother boss one)

 

[mtnjohn]

do you ever think they'll get back together?

who?

your ass cheeks ,wingnut

 

[pieceofmyheart]

wise guy, eh?

numbskull........lol

 

[Guest]

Knucklehead

Moron

So that's what happens when cousins marry!

 

[ogrefugee]

ball-butter

as in:
"You smell like ball-butter"

 

[Guest]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to hippie chic again.

One more before I go fix vittles...

your so special..... you know... like ED

 

[minds_I]

Hello all,

earlobe - a useless piece of flesh

minds_I

 

[Guest]

do you ever think they'll get back together?

who?

your ass cheeks ,wingnut

LMFAO

Had too wipe tears....

 

[pieceofmyheart]

simpleton

cad


If I throw a stick will you leave?

I hear your mom barking.

 

[Guest]

Damn... one more... or two

Hope ya don't have kids....

Ain't brain surgery, But in your case...

 

[GOT_BUD?]

"You sperm burpin', yeast infected, cum dumpster. How many times to I have to tell you the cards go on the right side of the drawer!"

"You inbred, buck toothed, stump jumpin', goat ropin', sister fucker. What the hell is wrong with you?"

"You're as dumb as a bag of hammers."

Fanny Bandit
Ass Grappler
"He was a tail gunner in the war"

And of course, Red Foreman's favorite,"You're a dumbass".

 

[Fonzie]

If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards

 

[GOT_BUD?]

A friend of mine had a great comeback to someone who told him, "I would have been your dad, but the dog beat me over the fence."

His reply - "Thank god."

 

[IdntknowMarlbro]

I'd like to have a unique vocabulary for insulting someone, so I was hoping you would help me compose a list of terms/words to call people.

It doesn't have to be new, just uncommon or something common, but used in a negative manner.

I'll start the list off....

chubby chaser

ie: (guy cuts you off in traffic) "f*cking chubby chaser"

.....to make you feel better?


aaaahhhhh yes middle school, oh how i miss you.