New derrogatory terms to call someone

[Rubberband Man]

I'd like to have a unique vocabulary for insulting someone, so I was hoping you would help me compose a list of terms/words to call people.

It doesn't have to be new, just uncommon or something common, but used in a negative manner.

I'll start the list off....

chubby chaser

ie: (guy cuts you off in traffic) "f*cking chubby chaser"

 

[fr33th3w33d]

hahaha. good to see you want to enrich your vocabulary

-chode chomper

 

[Guest]

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http://www.insultmonger.com/
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http://www.jokeindex.com/cat.asp?Cat=58
http://www.jokes.net/insultjokes.htm
http://www.funny-games.biz/jokes/insults.html

 

[Speeding Mullet]

Cock-hole

SM

 

[Space Ghost]

mouth breather

 

[Mr. Nevermind]

I prefer to call people by their given names. If i have to lower myself to insulting a person and name callling then i need to check myself and see what got me to lower myself, and re evaluate if that relationship is worth maintaining . In most cases its best to stick to the high ground and walk away. Insults were funny when i was 12, but then again so were farts. I like to think i have since matured




Nevermind

 

[Sleepy]

hehehe

hehehe

"Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold."

Taken from: Macbeth

 

[Rubberband Man]

I prefer to call people by their given names. If i have to lower myself to insulting a person and name callling then i need to check myself and see what got me to lower myself, and re evaluate if that relationship is worth maintaining . In most cases its best to stick to the high ground and walk away. Insults were funny when i was 12, but then again so were farts. I like to think i have since matured

Nevermind

I started cracking up when you were talking about farts.

 

[Guest]

arse bandit, bender

 

[Guest]

I prefer to call people by their given names. If i have to lower myself to insulting a person and name callling then i need to check myself and see what got me to lower myself, and re evaluate if that relationship is worth maintaining . In most cases its best to stick to the high ground and walk away. Insults were funny when i was 12, but then again so were farts. I like to think i have since matured




Nevermind

you sound like a fun guy.

 

[Endo]

ass bag... or bitch bag

 

[pieceofmyheart]

you little piss-ant

 

[longshot]

shit feeder

 

[Fonzie]

"Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold."

Taken from: Macbeth

Whilst it may dazzle em at the theater, -- your likely to get your ass kicked at the soccer field

 

[mtnjohn]

i personally think that lunkhead , lout and carmudgeon are very very underused
they should be brought back into mainstream society

ie....some lout was talking in a thread about how supremly god like he is, and he is too much of a carmudgeon to see it

 

[rusto]

scallywag

 

[Headcase]

ass hat.
cockbag.

 

[Guest]

twat-face

shit-dick

 

[pieceofmyheart]

goof ball
helgramite

to call your um lady friends hahahaha:
fat cow
sperm breath

 

[longshot]

Australian







Seriously though, I concede that Australia has a superior cricket team.
Good luck with the hole in your ozone layer and the second highest obesity rate in the world