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NEW CLUB “BABY BUMPERS” FEATURES PREGNANT DANCERS, OPENING IN OREGON

yortbogey

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Springfield, OR – Residents were shocked today to find out about a very unique kind of strip club opening in their neighborhood. The new club, which will be known as Baby Bumpers, is like any other strip club with one exception –all dancers are required to be at least 6 months pregnant.

“Truth is, all you see in the clubs around here just a bunch of girls all sucked up lookin’ like Skeletor and sh*t. Personally, I like fat bottoms and healthy girls with a little meat on them. One night I was laying in bed watching some pregnant belly dancers on the TV, and the idea just hit me… Why not make a pregnant girl strip joint?”

One lady in the neighborhood, who wished to remain anonymous, was actually pretty happy about the idea. “Hey, way I see it is with the tough economy, any opportunity for a pregnant girl just trying to put food on the table for her and her baby is a good one!” the woman told That Oregon Life.

Jackson wanted us to make sure we get the word out he has plenty of positions to fill, and the only requirement is they must be at least 6 months pregnant and of course have legal proof of their age.


http://thatoregonlife.com/2014/10/n...mpers-opening-oregon-features-pregnant-girls/
 

Fly by Night

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LEF

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I was not surprised, need to be 6 mnth prego to get a job, and would only work for 3 months, would need to hire constantly.

Over here we have one grimey strip club where girls dance from generation to generation to generation. We also have a high class one but, im not a high class person. Not yet anyways.
 

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True story:

1981 and me & Barry are in Daytona Beach for Bike Week. We go to a strip club for the scenery but there aren't any dancers on the stage, there is however a cute but fairly chunky waitress walking around serving the patrons. Good humor-dly Barry starts chiding this chick to get onstage and dance, after a couple of minutes she does.......

so she's dancing away and while on the other side (facing away from us) of the stage she starts lifting her shirt giving some guys a good eyeful, Barry starts in on her again this time wanting to see those titties. Eventually she wiggles/waddles her way over to us; Barry holds out a couple of dollars and says "c'mon baby let's see what you got!"

She pops her titties out of her shirt and bra, she grabs her left boob by the nipple and gives it a big tug as she squirts Barry's face with mothers milk, she got him right in the kisser ~ Splooosh!!! The whole bar busted up laughing. I'll never forget the shocked wide eyed look on his face with that milk all over his mug & running through his thick black beard.


fucking priceless
 

armedoldhippy

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if you are a father, you have an idea how sexy pregnant women can be, lol. maybe "sex-crazed" is the term i'm looking for.:biggrin: myself, there aint no milk in the world that compares to that one gets straight from the well...there is a REASON that babies cry wanting it!:woohoo: TITTIES!:dance013:
 

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I wonder if the floor gets sticky with amniotic fluid on some nights.

Imagine some doxy right in the middle of trying to pole dance with a bun in the oven, kicking her legs asunder/akimbo, then suddenly the audience gets anointed with amniotic fluid, as her waters break....messy, very messy.
 

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