My smoking song

[funkervogt]

I've started to smoke a little less, and to celebrate each joint I smoke I sing a little song. It's super lame, and I'm a total narf for posting this, but I am high and wanted to share:

The Morning Jibber Song

It's time to smoke a jibberoonie
Toke and toot and get real loonie
Wake and bake to saskatoonie
Early in the morning.

Weed will help me grow and think
It's better than a cocktail drink
My god does this sativa stink
Early in the morning.

 

[I N Hail]

Now i'm going to have that song in my head allday but its cool though i like it thanks for sharing



I N Hail (aka Kermit Greenskip)

 

[Botanist]

My lips is where my joint will stick
as i proceed to light my Bic
i take my toke of smoke so thick
early in the morning!

 

[Spicoli]

Roll,Roll,Roll your joint
pick out the seeds and stems........

wait my my nugs don't have seeds. oh well i tried lol

thats a good one though funkervogt, wish I had a song

 

[4th Disciple]

Weed song by bone thugs n harmony or dire wolf dicks picks 8 vol 1 grateful dead.......

 

[iLLperception]

Now I sit me down to smoke,
anticipate my daily toke.
So Happy I'm no longer broke,
early in the morning!

 

[I N Hail]

O YEH i do have one

roll roll roll a joint
pass it to a freind
take a toke hold the smoke
blow ur freaking mind
early in the morning (and allday)
...........................

I N Hail (aka Kermit Greenskip)

 

[Irishslappop]

please tell me you do it in an irish accent

 

[movingtocally]

awesome.

 

[dkmonk]

Weres the Weed at by KMK
My smoking song by Lil wyte
Weed by Khmer Kid
any older lil wayne song

 

[O-dizzle]

Xplosive- Xzibit
Anything from the Dangerdoom album
STP Sublime (live version)
Anything from Dub Side of the Moon

 

[808kahumai]

oh, pondering my grow today,
only positive words to say,
always keeping the bugs at bay.
early in the morning.

 

[Mr. Burgundy]

I substitute names for MJ in all the JODYS we used to sing in the service...

"Up in the morning before the rising sun
gonna smoke all day till the evenin comes.."

"When my granny was 92
she smoke MJ better than you"

"I don't know what I've been told
my favorite strain oaxacan gold
mmm good
tastes good
good for you
good for me
1,2,3,4 I wanna smoke more.."

..and so on.