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I was going to post this as a reply in another thread, but decided it warranted it's own.
First I want to say that there is a bunch of useful info on here about this, I'm not trying to make some faq or give out a bunch of information, just trying to tell MY story of how I passed MY tests. and what those tests entailed for ME. What I'm trying to say is your mileage might vary.
When I was younger I got in some trouble, then got in some more trouble, which required weekly group drug counseling meetings. I saw kids at the meeting fail all the time, it was usually 2 strikes & you were out.
The routine was basically get there, go over the results from the previous week, talk about how drugs are bad, then piss in a cup & leave. Every week, as soon as I left I had a joint rolled up waiting for me in the car, then I wouldn't smoke for the rest of the week. The day before & of the test I wouldn't work out or exercise much. The morning of the test, I would eat a nice breakfast & then drink a LARGE cup of hot coffee, and massive amounts of water, as much as I could drink until I didn't feel good.
Come test time, I was pissing nothing but water. Well every week when they brought out my test results from the previous week, they would say some sort of number of thc, like 3 or 5 usually (I think it was PPM, they needed around ?50? maybe to send me away) and then they would say my creatine level, which I can't remember that number, but it was basically very clear that I was watering down my tests.
Well every week they used to give me shit and try to act tough about my creatine levels & watering it down. I would just tell them every time "Hey- I drink alot of water, I'm really healthy & I'm not going to stop, is this going to be a problem"
Well this went on for 2+ months, and was supposed to continue for another year! Well one day before class they bring me into an office by myself, sit me down, and say the following- "look, we know you have been smoking, and we know you have been watering down your tests, but basically there is nothing we can do about it- you don't have to come to the class anymore"
WOOHOOO! In the 2-month span of going to those classes, l saw several kids keep getting tests over 50 for thc & get thrown back in! I was clearly watering my shit down, smoking, and they new it but couldn't do shit! These were LAB tests also, so I'm sure they were expensive and they realized they couldn't keep spending there money on me if I was just going to water it down & not give them anything a lawyer couldn't squash. I have no doubt I'd be able to pass the basic cup tests all day long, since those don't even test for creatine, plus those can't send you away in my state- they have to get a lab test for that.
First I want to say that there is a bunch of useful info on here about this, I'm not trying to make some faq or give out a bunch of information, just trying to tell MY story of how I passed MY tests. and what those tests entailed for ME. What I'm trying to say is your mileage might vary.
When I was younger I got in some trouble, then got in some more trouble, which required weekly group drug counseling meetings. I saw kids at the meeting fail all the time, it was usually 2 strikes & you were out.
The routine was basically get there, go over the results from the previous week, talk about how drugs are bad, then piss in a cup & leave. Every week, as soon as I left I had a joint rolled up waiting for me in the car, then I wouldn't smoke for the rest of the week. The day before & of the test I wouldn't work out or exercise much. The morning of the test, I would eat a nice breakfast & then drink a LARGE cup of hot coffee, and massive amounts of water, as much as I could drink until I didn't feel good.
Come test time, I was pissing nothing but water. Well every week when they brought out my test results from the previous week, they would say some sort of number of thc, like 3 or 5 usually (I think it was PPM, they needed around ?50? maybe to send me away) and then they would say my creatine level, which I can't remember that number, but it was basically very clear that I was watering down my tests.
Well every week they used to give me shit and try to act tough about my creatine levels & watering it down. I would just tell them every time "Hey- I drink alot of water, I'm really healthy & I'm not going to stop, is this going to be a problem"
Well this went on for 2+ months, and was supposed to continue for another year! Well one day before class they bring me into an office by myself, sit me down, and say the following- "look, we know you have been smoking, and we know you have been watering down your tests, but basically there is nothing we can do about it- you don't have to come to the class anymore"
WOOHOOO! In the 2-month span of going to those classes, l saw several kids keep getting tests over 50 for thc & get thrown back in! I was clearly watering my shit down, smoking, and they new it but couldn't do shit! These were LAB tests also, so I'm sure they were expensive and they realized they couldn't keep spending there money on me if I was just going to water it down & not give them anything a lawyer couldn't squash. I have no doubt I'd be able to pass the basic cup tests all day long, since those don't even test for creatine, plus those can't send you away in my state- they have to get a lab test for that.
